"AHH!"

The scream ripped out of my throat and shattered the peaceful morning in an instant. A second ago I was dreaming of a very beautiful woman, looking at me as I slept and smiling, and the next I rolled over and felt a mushy odject lodge itself in my windpipe. My scream cleared my throat and prepared the world for the next round. My bed was covered in shaving cream! And I was too! My beautiful long hair was sticking in all directions, and i could only when I thought about what I looked like. Snickering and giggles rebounded around my as I launched myself out of bed to go asses the damage.

To the mischevious and delighted perpatrators behind me, I only said a few words. "You just wait."

Then I stomped over to the dirty looking bathrooms, attracting many odd stares. I guess its not everyday that you see a gorgeous girl in her pajamas and her hair sticking out like she just got struck by lightning stomp out of the Hermes Cabin.

While I was furiously stomping my way around the camp, looking for the bathroom, i could feel a group of people coming over to, so I whirled around, screeching "WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA DO?! DUMP A BUCKET OF PIGS BLOOD ON ME? WELL YOUR ALL JUST JEALOUS LOSERS!" That was when I realized I was staring at a group of girls that could equal me in their beauty. Their hair was thick and lucious. Their eyes were big and doelike. Their clothes were all my favorite brands. And they all were staring at me with the most horrified expression on their faces. They were the Aphrodite Cabin, and I just had made the worst first impression on them in the history of this stupid camp

So I had the most resonable response: I burst into tears.

"They rui-ruined all my st-stuff. I cant b-believe im even here. And now I look li-like im a loser."

Apparently, tears were key to this group. They all rushed to me and immediatly began offering condolences. Things like "Don't worry, no one likes that bunch", "They are totally not hot! and "We'll have you fixed up in no time" I felt myself being ushered into their cabin. It was my dream. The walls were a soft pink, trimmed in gold. Mirrors were everywhere. The beds were filled with soft feathers. The closet was half of the room. And the beauty products were the latest and greatest. I could feel my heart expand, because surely this was heaven. One of the girls nudged me into one of the showers, which was almost exactly like mine at home. The water came out from the sides and top, so it felt like I was under a waterfall. The girls shampoo was designer, with a nice vanilla scent. I was calming, the shower releasing my tension and worries. I could've been at home for all I cared.

When I stepped out of the shower, warm, dry air burst out of the walls. I turned, grinned, grabbed a fluffy, light green towel and walked into the main room. My stuff was sitting there, and the girls had picked an outfit out for me. I could hear them outside, giving me privacy, so I quickly pulled on a soft robe. They came in and straightened my hair for me, filed my already manicured nails, and shared their makeup with my already huge collection. When I was finally ready, I stepped into my outfi. My new best friends placed me in the middle of the room, then clapped their hands. A dozen mirrors came up from the floor, showing me a complete view of myself. A sliver of my tanned, smooth feet showed between my Moccasin Uggs and my Jeans. The Hollister jeans were ripped and complemented my every curve. My eyes rose my upper half. The shirt the girls had given me was long-sleeved and a soft cream color. It was low-cut, went down to my first ribs, and had all the edges lined in silver sequins, which were totally in. The entire outfit was perfect, but then I saw my face. My eyes were sexy and smoky, which really made them pop. My lips were coated in a lip balm, then nude gloss. My hair hung straight, with the top layers teased just the littlest bit. I looked beautiful as, dare I say it, a Goddess.

Everyone was squealing and hugging me. And I finally felt like I was at peace. Like I had a home.

But of course, I wasn't part of the Aphrodite Cabin. I was unclaimed, and unwanted. For now. In the distance, I heard a conch horn blow. This perplexed me, so I asked a girl, April, what it meant.

"It's like, totally lame and everything, but that is the thing that means it's time to eat. I wish so much that you could sit with us, but being unclaimed and all means you have to sit with the losers at Hermes. Im uberly sorry, but we should totally hang after. We have so much to talk about!"

I agreed with my own, "For sure", and then left for the Hermes Devils.

When I arrived everyone was in line, so I just tagged along the back. The guys in the cabin seemed to be giving me more interest, now that they knew what I really looked like. In fact, when we entered the pavilion thing, all of the conversation stopped, and every single person looked at me. The guys, in awe and admiration, the girls(save for my friends in Aphrodite) in jealously and hatred. I commanded everyones attention as I glided to the table and took my place. I was in the middle of all the males, and they looked like as soon as they could they would bombard me with conversation.

Then I heard a throat clearing from the horse dude, Chiron. He nudged Mr.D, who then said in the most monotone voice he could muster "Yes, well we have a new camper. Nicholas Toy. Guys, dont go too far." Everyone looked around for Nicholas, but then Chiron corrected him, saying "Its Nicole Toi, and I really want you all to give her a warm welcome and make her feel like family." Some people giggled, because I actually was family, well, extended at least."

We commenced with breakfast. I didnt eat much, even though I wasn't a bit nervous. I had a bunch of girlfriends already, what else did I have to worry about? The Hermes guy's asked me questions and bragged about themselves, but I wasnt really interested. I was assesing the other guys, at other tables. There were some cute ones at Hephatitus, but they were too big and burly. Apollo guys were rockin, and I knew that I would for sure have to date a couple of them. The Poseidon guy was hot too, but he wasn't even looking at me, he was gazing at this chick at the Athena table. And I knew I wasn't going to date those guys. Nerds are not for me. After I scraped some ham(all those carbs! ew!) into the fire, and finished my simple breakfast, I stood up, not sure where to go.

About a dozen guys rushed over to help me, all saying, "Ill take you to the beach and we can swim!","Ill take you to the climbing wall, it'll be much funner than swimming!,"Wanna see my cabin? I can give you a tour!" and "I can take you to the woods, its nice and private." I didn't take any of them up immediatly, but I could tell my days were going to be busy. I already had after lunch, tomorrow, and Sunday booked up. I was just walking over to join the Aphrodite girls, but I was intercepted by a flock of girls. And they didn't look happy.

The big, buff one of the group stood in front and started to talk, "Hey you, little premature Barbie, this is our camp and those are our guys. We don't want you here, and if you know whats good for you you'll will go back to whatever store sold you to us on accident."

I couldn't believe it. This tranny looking chick had just dissed me, called me plastic, and yelled at me for being there. I was NOT going to stand for it. So I retaliated.

"Listen here Miss. I can't get a date so lets bitch at the pretty girl. I have a right to be here. And it's not my fault all you overweight, pimply-faced, dont use no makeup, hair cant even think about being styled, shower about once a month, desperate wannabes seem to hate a girl for existing. Talk to your parents if you have a problem with me, or get over it. Im here, and if a guy likes me, I can do whatever I want about it. So get over yourselves!"

I was getting worked up, about to start on the part where only a loser would be mean to a new girl, when they all took a step back and looked like, well it was gonna happen sooner or later. Guys started wolf-whistling, and my Aphrodite friends rushed over and engulfed me in hugs. I looked up just in time to see the Pink heart with an arrow through it that was revolving around my head, do one last spin and burst into a shower of gold. And I heard Chiron say very expectantly, like he knew it was going to happen, "Hail Nicole Toi, daughter of Aphrodite."

A/N: Song for this chapter- I like Money by MILLIONARES

Also, im very,very,very sorry its been so long since I updated. My computer absolutely crashed, and I had to hook up my old and super slow one. Oh, and I lost every single one of my 500 Itunes songs. But im going to add 2 chapters tonite, and they will be long. Thanks for reading!