IBD: Another for today! Worked hard!
Rule #3 - Don't let Bella on Facebook!
One uneventful day in the Cullen household, Bella Swan decided to make a Facebook; it was one way she could stay in touch with her friends, and Edward wouldn't have to figure out. Finally, she signed up and logged on. Within minutes, she had friend requests from Mike and Eric; she accepted them, and a chat window popped up from the bottom.
"Hiya Bella!" it was from Mike.
She quickly typed back. "Hey Mike."
"It's so great that you got a Facebook! Now we can keep in touch!"
She cringed. "That's so great!"
This way, she could lie, and no one would notice! While she typed him, she was updating her profile. She changed her status to 'Married to Edward Cullen', added Wuthering Heights to her favorite books, and sent a friend request to Jessica, Angela, and Ben.
After a few hours of social networking, she had over twenty friends. Then her world changed when Jessica sent her a 'Piece of Flair' with Mike's name written all over it. In her message she said, "Isn't this cute?!"
Bella laughed, clicking on 'Get more Flair!' There were thousands of different flair. By the end of the next hour, she had filled her cork board with the buttons. She couldn't stop though. There was just so many of them. She searched, Wuthering Heights and found many more. Oh what fun she would have...
Edward went into Nessie's room. "Hey Ness! Have you seen your mom?"
She glanced up at him. "Momma's been on the computer for a long time."
He scrunched his eyebrows. "The computer?"
Nessie nodded, returning her attention to her copy of Through the Looking Glass as he left.
When Edward went into the office, he found his wife glued to the computer screen. "Bella?" She didn't move. "Bella, honey? How long have you been on the computer?" he asked, looking at her pale-than-usual face.
She twitched. "Thirteen hours."
He gasped, horrified. "Why?!"
Bella tore her face from the screen. "F- Flair."
He looked confused. "Flair?"
She nodded, returning her face to the screen and clicking. "S- so many flair."
"Bella, love." he took a hold of her hand. "Sign off and come sit with me."
She shook her head. "Gotta update my board."
He frowned. "Bella."
She turned to him. "There is new Linkin Park flair!"
"I don't care!"
She gasped. "You need a page too."
He shook his head. "No I don't. Bella please. Just get off the computer."
She growled at him. "NO!"
He growled back, but left. He needed some professional help.
"Don't worry, Edward." Alice waved her hand in front of her. "I can help her."
He shot her a worried glance. "How?"
She laughed. "The same way I got over my addiction to Ebay and Amazon."
He nodded. "It needs to be done."
After about thirty minutes of pacing, Alice came out with Bella. "The deed is done."
Bella shook her head frantically. "Just awful."
Edward hugged her. "What's wrong honey?"
She looked at me, horrified. "There's a Flair on there... of Emmett... NAKED!"
He nodded, hugging her. "It's okay. You don't ever have to look at that again." He turned to Alice. "That's how you got over Ebay?"
"He was selling autographed ones." she shivered. "Rose bought four."