"Thanks for contributing to the save the world fund." Vaan mutted, attempting to cram the newly…acquired items into his bag.
Penelo frowned, "You can't justify stealing just by saying that."
"Sure I can!" he argued cheerfully, "They are helping save the world…they just don't know it."
She rolled her eyes and a bystander glared at them , "Save the world? You're only trying to help Dalmasca. You haven't done anything for the Rozarrin empire!"
Vaan spun around to glare at the man and point, "That's a technicality! Shut up! No one asked you, anyway."
He just huffed and walked away and Vaan shook his head, "Rude much?"
Penelo just rolled her eyes again.
Author's Note: Hey everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates again. I need to finish writing the other ideas I have for this up and get them posted!
My brother and I have this joke when we play video games, that we aren't looting people, they're conributing to the save the world fund! And like Vaan says, they just don't know it. (Or maybe they do, but what are they going to do about it?)
And while playing, my brother made this joke that bystanders would be all put out about us not really saving the world, but just Dalmasca. Thus, the above was born.
Until next time everyone, thanks for reading!