I don't know if this is the procrastination, or I am just really inspired today. It's probably the procrastination.
Hahahahahaha oh well.
December 15.
John. SH [sent at 11:09]
John. SH [sent at 11:15]
John. SH [sent at 11:20]
John. SH [sent at 11:30]
Please don't do that again. JW [sent at 11:32]
You didn't come home until late last night. Why. SH [sent at 11:36]
I was with Tracie. JW [sent at 11:45]
And who is Tracie? SH [sent at 11:46]
The cashier I told you about the other day. JW [sent at 11:50]
Did you go home with her? Is that why you were late? SH [sent at 11:55]
Of course not. I've only just met her. JW [sent at 12:01]
I don't like her. SH [sent at 12:05]
You haven't met her! JW [sent at 12:07]
But I went through your texts with her. You were texting her very late last night, and you left your phone on the coffee table. SH [sent at 12:09]
Sherlock! My phone is passcode protected, and you know that going through my texts was not okay. JW [sent at 12:13]
I think we've established that I have no problem with passcodes, and I already went through them, so there is no need for you to get mad. SH [sent at 12:16]
From what I have gathered, this 'Tracie' woman is not good for you. SH [sent at 12:17]
And how would you know whether or not she's good for me? JW [sent at 12:22]
I've made a list, I would be happy to show it to you when you get home from work. SH [sent at 12:24]
I'd rather not. JW [sent at 12:26]
Are you going out with her tonight? SH [sent at 12:28]
Don't play dumb, Sherlock. If you went through our texts, you know we're going to get dinner tonight. JW [sent at 12:30]
I wanted to hear you say it. SH [sent at 12:35]
Why? JW [sent at 12:37]
Sherlock? JW [sent at 12:45]
Sherlock? JW [sent at 12:50]
Great, now you've got me doing it. JW [sent at 12:54]
I've got to stay an hour late, don't wait up. JW [sent at 17:30]
Sherlock? JW [sent at 17:35]
SHERLOCK. JW [sent at 17:40]
Do you see how annoying it is? JW [sent at 17:42]
Because I see how annoying it is when you don't answer. JW [sent at 17:45]
Are you trying to prove a point or something? JW [sent at 17:50]
Don't you have to be working, John? Do stop texting me, and focus on whatever it is you do when you stay late. SH [sent at 17:52]
Right. Sorry. JW [sent at 17:55]
Don't apologize to me. You're the one who should be working. SH [sent at 17:56]
I have an experiment to work on, anyways. SH [sent at 17:57]
I smashed my glass measuring cup. SH [sent at 18:10]
John, I need a new one. SH [sent at 18:12]
This is serious, John, you can stop whatever you are doing for this. SH [sent at 18:17]
The acid that was inside it is burning the table. SH [sent at 18:20]
I'll tell Mrs. Hudson it was your fault if you don't answer. SH [sent at 18:25]
We both know she wouldn't believe that. JW [sent at 18:30]
Is that why you answered? SH [sent at 18:32]
No. Shut up. JW [sent at 18:34]
I'm going on my date with Tracie. Don't bother me. JW [sent at 19:24]
No promises. SH [sent at 19:25]
Bother. SH [sent at 20:20]
Bother. SH [sent at 20:21]
That's not funny. JW [sent at 20:25]
I thought it was. SH [sent at 20:27]
I am in the middle of a date, stop texting me. JW [sent at 20:29]
I still need a new measuring cup. SH [sent at 20:34]
John. SH [sent at 20:40]
John. SH [sent at 20:47]
JOHN. SH [sent at 19:56]
Tracie is starting to question me on why my phone won't quit buzzing. Leave me alone. JW [sent at 21:01]
No. SH [sent at 21:02]
Why the hell not? JW [sent at 21:04]
Because she is no good for you! SH [sent at 21:06]
I don't see why you would think that. She is perfectly lovely. JW [sent at 21:08]
Glad you got the hint. JW [sent at 21:20]
I still need a new measuring cup. SH [sent at 21:25]
I have mixed feelings about this, but I wrote it to post it, so post it I shall.
I still like reviews (please).