I'm legit terrified that this actually has any followers at all. Like, you guys are actually interested in this, and I don't know why.

Johnlock may or may not be starting...

December 27

Did you actually wear that jumper to work? SH [sent at 12:32]

Of course I did. JW [sent at 12:38]

Why? SH [sent at 12:38]

Why don't you deduce it? JW [sent at 12:38]

My attempts would be weak since I only have two texts to go off of. SH [sent at 12:39]

With this one you have three. Just try. JW [sent at 12:39]

Considering the only reason I know is that I went through your things and saw that the jumper was missing, and I found it hard to believe that you would get rid of it, and the fact that you left in a rush for work with your jacket zipped up all the way, you probably didn't want me to see you wearing it. Maybe you thought I would find it ridiculous that you were actually wearing it, which I'm going to say right now is true. You also waited five minutes to answer my question, and given the short length of the text and the speed you usually answer, I'm going to assume you didn't know I knew. But why wear it in the first place? This is the first Christmas gift I've gotten you since we met three years ago, so you're wearing it because of that reason? You seemed surprised that I got you a gift, which I'll admit is well reasoned. But you still could've just kept it in your closet and appreciated it, because it is actually a hideous jumper. You could've worn it to please me and show that you were thankful for it, but then why would you hide it under your jacket? SH [sent at 12:44]

I told you I wouldn't get anywhere with what I knew. SH [sent at 12:44]

You went through my things?! JW [sent at 12:45]

I did say that. SH [sent at 12:45]

Damnit, Sherlock, you have to stop that! JW [sent at 12:45]

Why? SH [sent at 12:46]

There are some things that I'd rather you didn't find. JW [sent at 12:46]

Would this framed picture of me be one of them? SH [sent at 12:47]

John? SH [sent at 12:53]

It was just under your bed, if you were trying to hide it, you didn't do a very good job. SH [sent at 12:56]

That was Mrs. Hudson's gift to me. JW [sent at 12:59]

Why would she give you a picture of me for Christmas? SH [sent at 12:59]

Well, what did she get you? JW [sent at 13:00]

I haven't opened it. SH [sent at 13:00]

I opened it. It's a picture of you. I thought it was just a frame. SH [sent at 13:06]

Even Mrs. Hudson thinks we're a couple. JW [sent at 13:07]

How does pictures of us lead to her thinking we're a couple? SH [sent at 13:07]

Well, she's said it before, and why else would she get us those pictures? JW [sent at 13:08]

I asked her, you were right. SH [sent at 13:16]

How did I not see that? SH [sent at 13:16]

You can't deduce everything. JW [sent at 13:17]

Says who? SH [sent at 13:18]

Says the fact you didn't deduce that. JW [sent at 13:18]

Fine. SH [sent at 13:18]

Bored. SH [sent at 21:45]

Do you realize that I am literally across the room from you? JW [sent at 21:45]

I do now. SH [sent at 21:45]

That doesn't stop me from being bored. SH [sent at 21:46]

How about you actually say something out loud to me, instead of texting. JW [sent at 21:46]

But I prefer to text. SH [sent at 21:46]

I've noticed. JW [sent at 21:46]

Bored. SH [sent at 21:47]

You don't have to shout. SH [sent at 21:50]

Was that really necessary? SH [sent at 21:53]

I said it may or may not be, and it's your choice to interpret this as Johnlock or not.

Do you like my sucky attempt at Sherlock's deducting?

Apple earphones hurt my ears, but alas, they are my only working ones, and I must listen to my music.

I'm running out of different ways to ask for reviews, so just, please.