I had an idea and had to write it down as quickly as possible.

Gah, another multi-day chapter. How do these keep happening?


January 4

Is this a Christmas gift on my bed, John? SH [sent at 23:55]

That is where you left mine. Sorry it's a bit late. JW [sent at 23:55]

You probably know what it is just by calculating the volume and weight of the box or something, though. JW [sent at 23:56]

True. But I wasn't going to tell you that. SH [sent at 23:56]

Yeah, well, just open it. JW [sent at 23:56]

I was wondering if I was ever going to get that new measuring cup. Thank you. SH [sent at 24:00]

You're welcome. Now go to bed. JW [sent at 24:00]


January 5

So, about John. MH [sent at 10:34]

What about him? SH [sent at 10:34]

You like him. MH [sent at 10:35]

Well of course I like him, Mycroft, we're friends. We live together. SH [sent at 10:35]

You like him as more than a friend. MH [sent at 10:36]

I have no memory of every telling you that. SH [sent at 10:41]

It's beyond obvious, Brother dear. MH [sent at 10:42]

I'm quite surprised John doesn't know. MH [sent at 10:42]

Not everyone has the great deduction skills that we have. SH [sent at 10:42]

'We'? I'm afraid I'd have to say that mine are considerably better than anything of yours. MH [sent at 10:43]

We both know that's not true. SH [sent at 10:44]

We both know it is. MH [sent at 10:44]

What do you want, Mycroft? SH [sent at 10:45]

I need you to admit that you like John as more than a friend. MH [sent at 10:45]

You sound like a teenage girl. Why? SH [sent at 10:45]

I need to know if I was correct. MH [sent at 10:45]

I am still failing to see why it is any of your business. SH [sent at 10:46]

Sherlock, really. Put yourself in my position. If you thought I liked someone as more than a friend, you would be all over me admitting it. MH [sent at 10:46]

I wouldn't. Because I already know that you've got someone. SH [sent at 10:47]

I think you might be mistaken. MH [sent at 10:52]

Oh, so Greg Lestrade doesn't mean anything to you? SH [sent at 10:52]

I believe we were talking about you and John. MH [sent at 10:59]

There's nothing to talk about. SH [sent at 11:00]

There is everything to talk about. I am sending a car, and you'd better get in this time. MH [sent at 11:00]

I'm not in the mood for quarreling, Mycroft. SH [sent at 11:01]

Too bad. MH [sent at 11:01]

Get in the car. MH [sent at 11:15]


Tomorrow is Monday (do hear that faint weeping? That's me. Because Monday), so that means a chapter will not be put up as early as I had put them up this weekend.

I guess reviews are cool and stuff.