I couldn't think of anything good, but I wanted a chapter put up today, so I made a filler. This is literally nothing important, just me probably trying too hard to be slightly humorous.

This is painfully short, but it's something.

January 12

Sherlock! Stop shooting the wall, I can't sleep! JW [sent at 23:32]

I'm bored. SH [sent at 23:34]

You're always bored. Go to bed. JW [sent at 23:34]

Not tired. SH [sent at 23:35]

Then do an experiment. JW [sent at 23:35]

A silent experiment. JW [sent at 23:35]

Oh? And what do you suggest? SH [sent at 23:36]

I don't know. Drink eight glasses of water and see how long it takes you to go to sleep. JW [sent at 23:37]

That's ridiculous. SH [sent at 23:37]

Yet intriguing. SH [sent at 23:37]

But what about the other variables that would get in the way? Such as how full my stomach is before drinking the water, or whether or not my hair is clean. There's too many. SH [sent at 23:38]

Make it extended experiment and change something each night, then. JW [sent at 23:38]

I don't care. JW [sent at 23:38]

I have an empty stomach already, I can start with that. SH [sent at 23:39]

Goodnight, John. SH [sent at 23:39]

I'll tell you the results in the morning. SH [sent at 23:39]

Bloody hell, Sherlock, have you eaten anything today? JW [sent at 23:40]

No. Does it matter? SH [sent at 23:40]

I won't try to convince you, you're not going to give in. Goodnight. JW [sent at 23:40]

Goodnight. SH [sent at 23:41]

January 13

There is another. Bloody. Head. In. The. Fridge. JW [sent at 10:34]

Yes, excellent deducting, John. SH [sent at 10:35]

Get it out! JW [sent at 10:35]

Where else I am I going to put it? SH [sent at 10:35]

How about Barts?! JW [sent at 10:36]

That's where I got it, why would I give it back? I'm not yet finished with it. SH [sent at 10:37]

GET THE BLOODY HEAD OUT OF THE FRIDGE. JW [sent at 10:37]

Not when you shout. SH [sent at 10:38]

Sherlock! JW [sent at 10:38]

Fine. But can I keep the tongues? SH [sent at 10:39]

If it means you'll get rid of the head, yes. JW [sent at 10:39]

Fine. SH [sent at 10:40]

Thank you. JW [sent at 10:40]

His name was Leonard, by the way. SH [sent at 10:41]

Okay, get Leonard's head out of the fridge, please. Now. JW [sent at 10:41]

Show some respect, John. He died just three days ago. SH [sent at 10:42]

Now. JW [sent at 10:42]

What even is this chapter I don't know.