Somebody wanted to know Leonard the Head's story, and who am I to refuse?

Leonard Walker was 68 years, 11 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days old when he dropped dead from a very sudden heart attack in his living room. It was three days before his housekeeper came to work and found him on the floor, with the television still on. He had worked at Bart's before he retired, and had already put in his will that he would like to have his body donated to this place, since he spent so much of his adult life there. At Sherlock's request, Molly decapitated him , and Sherlock picked up his head, leaving the rest of the body to whatever another scientist might need it for. Sherlock was going to test the various points on the face and neck where bruises formed the most quickly, and the darkest. He was just curious. John made him give it back to Molly before he could finish.

*shrug*

Happy? Now for the chapter (another filler. I swear, I'll come up with something good for a real chapter soon).

Italics underlined = Lestrade (or Greg, which ever you prefer)

January 15

Mycroft has some interesting news. SH [sent at 12:34]

Oh? JW [sent at 12:35]

He and Lestrade have...'taken their relationship to the next level', as he put it. SH [sent at 12:35]

Yeah, Greg said they were something of an item. JW [sent at 12:35]

Well, Greg is moving into Mycroft's flat. SH [sent at 12:36]

That's lovely. Congratulate Mycroft for me. JW [sent at 12:36]

It's not lovely. SH [sent at 12:36]

I was trying to be decent. You could try it some time. JW [sent at 12:37]

Unlikely. SH [sent at 12:37]

My lunch break is over. Go ask Lestrade for a small case or something, while you figure out that other one. JW [sent at 12:37]

No, wait, sorry. You probably don't want to talk to him. JW [sent at 12:37]

It's more Mycroft than him. SH [sent at 12:38]

But, no. I don't. I'll go to Bart's. SH [sent at 12:38]

And I've already solved that larger one. Didn't I tell you? It was the landlord. Obvious. SH [sent at 12:38]

Bloody hell, he seemed like such a nice bloke. JW [sent at 12:39]

Obviously not. SH [sent at 12:39]

Yeah, well, that's nice. That you solved it, I mean. Don't text me now. JW [sent at 12:39]

You know I can't promise that. SH [sent at 12:40]

I know. JW [sent at 12:40]

Congratulations, Greg. Sherlock told me. JW [sent at 12:42]

We agreed on it less than twenty minutes ago. I'm still yet to get used to these bloody Holmes brothers knowing everything. GL[sent at 12:43]

I've lived with one for a while. You'll get used to it. JW [sent at 12:43]

Although I'd expect that you're relationship is going to be quite different than mine... JW [sent at 12:43]

Heh, yeah. Of course. Mycroft's calling me, I'll see you later, yeah? GL[sent at 12:44]

Yeah. Maybe you could get Sherlock a case, he's been far too bored lately. JW [sent at 12:44]

I've just given him a case! The one with the flat and the clean bedsheets! GL [sent at 12:45]

He's solved it. JW [sent at 12:45]

That man...he needs to tell me when he solves my cases. GL[sent at 12:46]

Okay, fine. But I really do have to be off. GL[sent at 12:46]

Fine. Okay. Have fun with Mycroft. JW [sent at 12:47]

Don't say it like that! GL[sent at 12:47]

But I will. GL[sent at 12:48]

Greg knows something...

Seriously, review. Seriously. (I'm serious)(Sirius)(Sirius Black)