February 7
John. SH [sent at 10:23]
John. SH [sent at 10:23]
John. SH [sent at 10:24]
John. SH [sent at 10:25]
I'm at work, Sherlock. JW [sent at 10:25]
I know. SH [sent at 10:26]
What do you need, then? JW [sent at 10:26]
I'm bored. SH [sent at 10:26]
You're always bored. JW [sent at 10:27]
Not always. I just need a case. SH [sent at 10:27]
Call Lestrade. JW [sent at 10:28]
I think he and Mycroft might be busy. SH [sent at 10:29]
What do you mean? JW [sent at 10:29]
Oh. JW [sent at 10:29]
Gross. JW [sent at 10:30]
Check your email. There could be something interesting. JW [sent at 10:31]
Fine. There won't be. SH [sent at 10:31]
There is, actually. SH [sent at 10:36]
Great. I've got a patient coming in, so don't text me. JW [sent at 10:36]
Fine. SH [sent at 10:37]
[outgoing call to: John Watson]
[call accepted]
"You think you're real smart, don't you?"
"Sometimes."
[call disconnected]
Rude. SH [sent at 10:39]
Care to explain where my experiment went? SH [sent at 19:56]
Depends. Which one? JW [sent at 19:57]
The mixture of human and ape toes. SH [sent at 19:57]
They were in my tea kettle. I threw them out. JW [sent at 19:58]
I needed them! SH [sent at 19:58]
If you needed them, you wouldn't have kept them in my tea kettle. JW [sent at 19:59]
The kettle was part of the experiment! SH [sent at 19:59]
It's not anymore. JW [sent at 19:59]
It didn't harm the kettle at all, John. SH [sent at 20:00]
Oh, really? I'll make you some tea from it, and if it didn't affect it all, you can drink it. JW [sent at 20:01]
Did you forget the time I dropped an eyeball in my tea and drank it? SH [sent at 20:02]
You're disgusting. JW [sent at 20:02]
Not disgusting; simply not germaphobic. SH [sent at 20:03]
I'm pretty sure it's disgusting. JW [sent at 20:03]
You like me anyway, though. SH [sent at 20:04]
That's true. JW [sent at 20:04]
Valentines Day is just around the corner, if anyone want to confess their undying love for me (hint, hint)
I think reviews are pretty great.