It is a rare occasion where I have nothing to say up here.

February 19

Sherlock, do you realize that it is 1 in the morning, and you are still not back from the pub? JW [sent at 1:08]

If that is where you still are. JW [sent at 1:08]

Sherlock? JW [sent at 1:10]

Sherlock. JW [sent at 1:11]

Yes, what is it, John? SH [sent at 1:12]

Are you still at the pub? JW [sent at 1:13]

I was five minutes ago. Now I am in a cab taking Gordon home. SH [sent at 1:13]

Gordon? Do you even try to remember his name? JW [sent at 1:14]

It's not Gordon? SH [sent at 1:14]

Nope. JW [sent at 1:14]

Oh. SH [sent at 1:15]

Is he alright? Why do you need to take him home? JW [sent at 1:15]

He is rather intoxicated. SH [sent at 1:16]

Did he hurt himself? JW [sent at 1:16]

He almost cracked his head open on the corner of our table at the pub, if that's what you mean. SH [sent at 1:16]

But he's okay? JW [sent at 1:17]

Why do you care so much? SH [sent at 1:17]

Because a drunk Greg Lestrade can be rather dangerous to himself and those around him. JW [sent at 1:18]

Yes! Now I remember. His name is Greg. SH [sent at 1:18]

That's what you got from that text? JW [sent at 1:19]

Apparently. SH [sent at 1:19]

I'm exhausted and I still haven't gotten the answer I woke up for. When will you be home? JW [sent at 1:20]

Probably not for another hour. SH [sent at 1:21]

At least 54 minutes. SH [sent at 1:21]

Fine. Goodnight. JW [sent at 1:21]

I don't see what's good about it. The sky is so cloudy you can't see the moon, and it's colder than it's been all week. SH [sent at 1:22]

And technically, it's morning now. SH [sent at 1:22]

A simple goodnight would've sufficed. JW [sent at 1:23]

I try to stray away from 'simple'. SH [sent at 1:23]

Goodnight. JW [sent at 1:24]

It's still morning. SH [sent at 1:24]

Stop texting me, please. JW [sent at 1:25]

You texted me first. SH [sent at 1:25]

Sherlock! JW [sent at 1:26]

Fine. SH [sent at 1:26]

I'm just getting downright lazy with these chapters now. Look at how short this is.

I guess you could review or something, if you want...