oops it's been like a week hasn't it

I need to start wrapping this thing up, don't I. This chapter won't help with that.


February 21

John. SH [sent at 10:23]

Ha! No more than once this time. JW [sent at 10:23]

I got your attention faster, I don't see the issue. SH [sent at 10:24]

Me neither. JW [sent at 10:25]

Straying back to why I texted you...what kind of milk do you usually get? SH [sent at 10:25]

Why? JW [sent at 10:26]

Are you at Tesco? JW [sent at 10:26]

I asked you a question first. SH [sent at 10:27]

Fine. 2%. Are you at Tesco? JW [sent at 10:27]

Obviously. SH [sent at 10:27]

Why? JW [sent at 10:28]

I'm getting the milk. SH [sent at 10:28]

Why? JW [sent at 10:29]

Because you asked me to. SH [sent at 10:29]

The last time I asked you was three days ago. JW [sent at 10:30]

Did you not want me to go to Tesco? SH [sent at 10:30]

No! I want you at Tesco. Thank you. JW [sent at 10:31]

It's just that you've never gotten the milk before. JW [sent at 10:32]

I'm aware. I got it today. SH [sent at 10:33]

Apparently you did. JW [sent at 10:33]


This isn't 2%. JW [sent at 14:45]

They were out. And I was distracted by the man next to me that might have been a murderer. SH [sent at 14:46]

He wasn't. SH [sent at 14:46]

Is that why you were at Tesco? JW [sent at 14:47]

Of course it was, what other reason would I have to get the milk? SH [sent at 14:47]

I asked you to? JW [sent at 14:48]

But I don't drink milk in the morning. SH [sent at 14:48]

Yes you do. I can't be drinking that whole carton every time. JW [sent at 14:49]

I use it for experiments on occasions. SH [sent at 14:49]

What experiments do you do that could possibly involve milk? JW [sent at 14:50]

Do you really want me to answer that? SH [sent at 14:50]

Probably not. JW [sent at 14:51]

Good, then. SH [sent at 14:52]

So, he wasn't a murderer. JW [sent at 14:52]

If you wanted to commence with small talk, John, I am in the flat. We don't have to text. SH [sent at 14:53]

I thought you liked texting. JW [sent at 14:53]

It's slower. SH [sent at 14:54]

Fine. JW [sent at 14:54]


I said Tesco a lot in this chapter didn't I

I need a review. Please.