Please forgive me I'm getting worse and worse at this 'updating' thing.

Hahaha thirty chapters what is happening (but, God, they're so short now does it even matter)

February 23

John. SH [sent at 11:23]

John. SH [sent at 11:24]

I'm at work. JW [sent at 11:25]

John, this is important. SH [sent at 11:25]

Having trouble with an experiment? Or are you just bored? What could possibly be more important than my paying job at the moment? JW [sent at 11:26]

I need a cigarette. SH [sent at 11:26]

Uh, no. JW [sent at 11:26]

Why? SH [sent at 11:27]

Because they're bad for you? JW [sent at 11:27]

But I need one. SH [sent at 11:28]

No. JW [sent at 11:28]

Please, John? SH [sent at 11:28]

Look, Sherlock. I respect that you want of one of those foul things, but trust me, you'd regret it. JW [sent at 11:29]

I doubt that. SH [sent at 11:29]

Why do you need one so badly that you would text me during my work hours? JW [sent at 11:30]

No reason. SH [sent at 11:30]

There's a reason. JW [sent at 11:31]

Just tell me where they are! SH [sent at 11:31]

They aren't anywhere! I've thrown them out! JW [sent at 11:32]

You didn't have any right to throw those out! They were mine! SH [sent at 11:33]

We'll talk about this when I get back to the flat. I have patients waiting. JW [sent at 11:34]

Sherlock? JW [sent at 11:37]

Fine, then. JW [sent at 11:40]

[outgoing call to: Sherlock Holmes]

[call denied]

Pick up your damn phone. I'm on my way back. JW [sent at 18:11]

Sherlock? JW [sent at 18:15]

Sherlock? JW [sent at 18:20]

I'm pulling up. JW [sent at 18:21]

Are you even in here? JW [sent at 18:25]

Bloody hell, it smells like smoke, you arse. You didn't even try to cover it up, did you. JW [sent at 18:27]

Where are you? JW [sent at 18:29]

Is there any chance Sherlock's with you? JW [sent at 18:30]

Now's not the best time, John. MH [sent at 18:32]

Is he with you, though? JW [sent at 18:32]

I said now is not the time. MH [sent at 18:33]

Has something happened? JW [sent at 18:34]

The passcodes we gave Moriarty were bound to catch up with us sometime. Yes, Sherlock is here. MH [sent at 18:34]

[outgoing call to: Mycroft Holmes]

[call accepted]

"What the bloody hell, Mycroft?"

"I truly would appreciate it if you would refrain from swearing."

"Moriarty?"

"Obviously."

"What's happened?"

"He's hacked into some government bases and such. Which would be no problem at all if you could leave my brother and I to work for a while."

"How long is a while?"

"..."

"..."

"We'll keep you informed."

"And what's that supposed to-"

[call ended]

Did anyone else notice that I left that bit with Moriarty untouched for like a lot chapters because I sure did.

I seem unable to make long chapters anymore.

Do I even have to ask? (I'd like you to review, if you needed me to clarify)