IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND I RETURN WITH THIS CRAP PLEASE FORGIVE ME
March 7
Sherlock. JW [sent at 16:23]
Sherlock. JW [sent at 16:29]
Sherlock. JW [sent at 16:45]
Sherlock. JW [sent at 16:57]
How'd you get that to work on me? JW [sent at 16:59]
March 8
If I say something interesting will you text me back? JW [sent at 10:23]
Cats can sleep for 16-18 hours straight. JW [sent at 10:27]
The dot above the 'i' is called a tittle. JW [sent at 10:36]
It is impossible to lick your elbow. JW [sent at 10:42]
Everyone knows that it is impossible to lick your elbow, John. SH [sent at 10:43]
Got you to speak to me, though, didn't it? JW [sent at 10:45]
I suppose. SH [sent at 10:46]
Please do something about John. He won't quit texting me, you need to get back to him or call him or something. GL [sent at 12:23]
All in good time, Geoff. SH [sent at 12:56]
Oh, my God. GL [sent at 13:01]
John. SH [sent at 15:32]
You choose now to text me? I'm at work. JW [sent at 15:38]
And? SH [sent at 15:39]
Christ. I'll stop trying to get ahold of you, all right? Just leave me alone if you're not coming back. JW [sent at 15:44]
I can see if I can come tomorrow. SH [sent at 15:47]
Don't bother. JW [sent at 15:47]
Honestly, John. You're acting like a child. SH [sent at 15:56]
Ignoring me will not do anything for anyone. SH [sent at 16:32]
I'll call Mrs. Hudson and make her put you on the phone. SH [sent at 16:43]
Mrs. Hudson wasn't there. SH [sent at 16:48]
What if I came back tonight? SH [sent at 16:54]
I can't. SH [sent at 17:03]
I can try and make an exception, maybe? SH [sent at 17:10]
John. SH [sent at 17:20]
John. SH [sent at 17:28]
Shut up. JW [sent at 17:29]
I just wanted to put something up and make sure you guys knew that I was, in fact, alive. I also wanted to get it up before my birthday (tomorrow) 'cause I thought if I gave myself a time limit or something I would write. But oh, my God, this is nothing.