(A/N: I was also Neville.)
Scene 3
Harry: That stupid Malfoy… Always ruinin' us. Callin' Snape and dem. Dat ain't tight yo.
Ron: YEAH.
Hermione: We should do something, HARRY POTTER. Something terrible.
Ron: YEAH.
Harry: Get Dumbledore on him.
Ron: YEAH.
Hermione: Nah. He'd do something stupid like tell Voldemort to put HARRY POTTER's name in the Goblet of Fire.
Harry: Yeah. Like that'll ever happen.
[All laugh uneasily]
Hermione: But seriously HARRY POTTER, we should consult someone to help us take down that Malfoy.
Ron: YEAH.
Harry: We could unleash the beast of Hogwarts! It's a big, huge, hairy snake!
Hermione: You can't be talking about…
Harry: The Basilisk? Oh yeah.
Hermione: But HARRY POTTER, it's impossible to tame the Basilisk that Hagrid keeps talking about! It could turn on us!
Ron: YEAH!
Harry: But with the help of summa my people, we could pull this off.
Hermione: Who'd you have in mind?
[Enter Neville]
Neville Longbottom: I heard what you guys were talking about! I'm telling Dumbledore!
[Exit Neville]
Harry: Yo that fatty be snitchin on us!
Hermione: Oh no he di-nt [snapsnap]
[Exit Hermione, Ron, Harry]