Hey guys,

I'm not dead; I haven't been kidnapped, unless the aliens got through the tin foil hat! I've just been lazy as I say every chapter and I'm not going to make excuses even though I have been dead busy. I have great news! The holidays are soon so writing and typing time. I have posted this story on in the i-story discussion, (hi Melissa) and people like it so that makes me happy and the last bit of good news for this chapter is that since you guys have been sooo good at waiting I am going to give the first 3 people to review the next chapter 3 days before I put it on here! Amazing isn't it? Read, Review and enjoy!

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P.S Next chapter is the "Human Experience" and I need to know, lemon or not? If yes rating will change.

"Hey Dad, um, can me and Edward come over to say bye to you, mum and Phil before we leave for the honeymoon?"

I twirled the phone cord nervously while tapping my foot on the floor. Breakfast with Angela and Ben then hopefully off to say bye to my dad, mum and Phil, the last talk I'll ever have with them.

"Of course you can Bella; my house is always open to you!"

Cotton wool, it felt like my throat was clogged with it, my eyes burned with unshed tears.

"We'll be over after lunch, bye Dad!"

"Bye Bella!"
CLICK

The phone shut off and I put it down taking a deep breath then turned around smiling.

DING DONG

Edward growled while Emmet answered the door. Black leather, the unknown woman stood at the door in a black slutty leather outfit and too much make-up.

"Am I late for the bachelor party?"

I froze, Emmet looked fearful.

"Shit, I mean, um, I think you have the wrong house!"

Emmet was stuttering, twitching slightly. If he were human he'd be sweating bullets. The woman sighed,

"Well someone called Emmet Cullen called wanting my services for a bachelor party."

Emmet peered at me from the corners of his eyes and flinched while moving his eyes back to the woman at the door. I whispered so only the Cullen's could hear,

"You just gave me another reason to kick your ass in Alaska!"

(AN: Sorry, I hate these in stories too but just so you know, you will find out why Alaska was mentioned within the next two chapters!)

He then turned to look at Edward and had the nerve to smile. I looked up at Edward's face then nearly smiled myself. One eye was twitching erratically while the rest of his face was stuck in the expression that he wanted to kill Emmet, bring him back, kill him again then jump on his grave dancing the Macarena but of course with the dominatrix here he couldn't. All in all it was hilarious!

"You're a couple days late actually so yeah, your not needed."

Emmet casually scratched the back of his head with his left hand acting not worried one bit but I bet on the inside he was screaming like a little girl from the looks everyone was giving him. Rose especially, she stepped over beside me and whispered in my ear,

"I'll help you get him back."

, then walked upstairs which caused everyone else to go about their business as Emmet got rid of the dominatrix. Lately me and Rosalie had been on slightly better terms; maybe finally she was accepting me. Who knows? Edward was still tense so I stood on my tip toes giving him a peck on the lips which made him relax and look at me with his crooked smile I love and grabbed my hand leading me to the Volvo outside. I had nearly forgotten about our plans. I may know a lot of people in Forks but there were only 5 people I wanted to say goodbye to. Angela, Ben, Dad, Mum and Phil. Edward helped me in my side then in less than a second he was in the drivers seat and we were speeding down the road to a little café near the centre of town. Angela and Ben were seated at a table outside and smiled then waved at us as the Volvo parked in front of the café. As I undid my seat belt Edward opened my door for me. Slowly hand-in-hand we walked over and sat down.

"Hey!"

Angela, Ben, Edward and me all greeted each other, I sighed, today was a happy and a sad day, happy because soon I'll be on my honeymoon and sad because of all the good byes.

"We've ordered already so I guess it's just you guys that need to order."

Angela smiled as I told Edward I just wanted orange juice and scrambled eggs. He stood and went to give the order.

"Edward already ate this morning, he forgot about the breakfast we're having."

I explained when a while later the food came out and they noticed him not eating anything. We talked for a while, laughed and joked then it was time for goodbye. I hugged Ben quickly then me and Angela hugged tightly, both sniffling slightly then she abruptly stopped and smiled half heartedly,

"It feels like we're saying goodbye instead of see you soon!"

Forcing a smile out and lying through my teeth, the only thing I could do.

"Of course not, what would give you that idea!"

Silently I pleaded for her to believe me and I think it worked.

"Of course, I was just being silly, have fun on the honeymoon! Bye Bella, Bye Edward!"

The byes they chorused together as we got back in the Volvo. Closing my eyes, I placed my cheek against the cold glass window preparing myself for the hardest thing I will ever have to do.

(AN: I wanted to end here but since my lack of updating I'm gonna do a little more.)

A cold hand picks up my right one as I turn to look at the owner of the hand. Golden eyes bore into mine as my mind realised that while I had been thinking we had pulled into Charlie's driveway.

"Are you sure about this love? You don't have to do this."

I knew he wanted me to stay human but I wasn't backing down.

"I've chosen my life Edward and it's with you, as a vampire."

My voice was calm and reassuring but inside I was shaking knowing that I will never see my parents again after today. After a short silence we exited the car, walking slower then normal, to the front door then we knocked twice and waited. The door swung open wide to a smiling Charlie who drew me into a hug that I returned twice as hard.

"Hello Charlie."

"Hello Edward."

Charlie was civilised to Edward now that we were married.

"Bella!"

Another hug from Renee then one from Phil and we all sat down on the couches smiling like idiots.

"You looked beautiful yesterday Bella, oh, do you know where your going for the honeymoon?"

Her eyes lit up at the mention looking like a kid a christmas which is weird since we are talking about MY honeymoon.

"Well actually Renee, it's a surprise, Bella doesn't know anything."

Edward explained before returning to his conversation with Phil and Charlie. I huffed frustrated because in truth, I didn't know where we were going.

"A surprise, oh how romantic…"

I let her babble on as I listened to her voice and memorising hers and Charlie's faces, making sure I would never forget. Even the small things like the way Charlie's eyes crinkle in the corners when he laughs and Renee's ability to be so innocent and gullible. I would miss Phil, sure I would but Charlie and Renee were my birth parents. A few times I had to hold back tears but mostly I was fine, just enjoying their company as much as I could. Edward's phone rang, he answered said yes then hung up.

"Alice?"

I asked hoping it wasn't with all my might.

"Sorry love but she said we will miss our plane if we don't leave now."

"It's okay Bella; you can come visit me and Phil anytime you and Edward want!"

"And when you get back to Forks you can come round any time you want."

They all smiled as I hugged them tighter then ever before and left for the car with Edward to go on our honeymoon.

With one last look I mouthed I love you to them then closed my eyes and let out the breath I didn't know I was holding and finally smiled. Thinking of the honeymoon with Edward kept my mind occupied.

"It gets easier you know."

Edward whispered.

"Yeah I know."

The drive to the airport was silent but not an awkward one. When we arrived we were greeted by the Cullen's who each took a turn at saying goodbye, Alice had put our bags on the airplane so I had no idea what was in the suitcase but knowing Alice, something extravagant that I would never normally wear. Today felt like the longest day of my life and honestly I couldn't wait to be on the plane so I could relax with my husband.

"Bye!"

Was all we heard as we made our way to, wait for it, first class on the plane. I sunk into the seat with Edward chuckling beside me.

"So where are we going? Can I know now?"

, I asked as I looked around the plane and found out it was pretty cushy in first class.

"Well, I don't know, maybe it should be a su-"

Edward stopped suddenly and cocked his head to the side confused then finally smiled and looked at me.

"Look out the window."

Now I was confused but I did as he said and looked out the window to see Jacob standing there waving. I waved back and noticed a small petite blond girl standing beside him holding his left hand in her right. Why was he holding hands with that girl? Who is she? Wait, I don't care, right? Right, I shook my head clearing my thoughts then promised myself to focus on the honeymoon and not what's happening because in a few hours I will get my last human experience and nothing will bring me down!

What do you guys think? And remember, review to tell me, lemon or not?