The recipe for disaster. To make this complicated dish you will need and have to do the following.

You will need: The Twin Dragon Slayers of Sabertooth, one stripping ice mage, and one bad*** girl that could take them down in a second.

them the same job
2. Make them work together
3. Make them walk back together to Oak Town
and split the reward
5. Beat up Sting
to lunch with the Twin Dragon Slayers of Sabertooth and ditch stripper
7. Finally, mix together and bake for five hours at maximum heat

This recipe for disaster is a perfect side for lunch!

We walked back to Oak Town silently, I might've gone over bored, just a little. Rogue and I were up front with Sting and Gray in the back. I knew they were glaring daggers at us and at each other. Gray was glaring at me because I was forcing him to stay back there with Sting, who was basically King of Annoying Town and he was glaring at the other two for the obvious reason of being Sabertooth mages, also Sting was probably annoying the s***out of him. Sting was glaring at me for forcing him back there, I think, at Rogue for letting me take control and allowing him to walk with that "Ice Prick Stripper" side by side, and well he was staring at Gray for well, we don't really need to explain that one do we? At least they were quiet back there, on the way to the guild they had been fighting physically, and were SO loud it annoyed the s*** out of me! Plus it kind've, might've went over bored when I threatened them...heh. I continued walking sneaking glances at the back "troops" making sure they weren't doing anything too horrible to each other and the surrounding area I mean it would be troublesome if our reward was lessened because they broke anything and they would pay... We kept on walking and were finally at the edge of the town, I mean seriously I would have been here in a quarter of the time if those nuisances weren't here. Plus I wouldn't have had to hold back on my powers and I could take off these stupid limiters. Oh oops did I tell you? All my piercing are limiters, they were also fashion choices but, I also needed the limiters so, no one would suffer passing out and I wouldn't really, REALLY hurt the people or things I punch, hug, kick, push, beat up, touch, or me just being in the room a couple centimetres from them.

We reached the Mayor's house quickly walking in without a care or at least I did, I wasn't really paying attention to the other three. I walked straight to his office so, that we could get this over with. I took the guild crest out of my pocket and put it on his desk "Here" I said "One Phantomhive(Im sorry Ciel :() crest as you put in the job description. Now for the reward I want the key personally and also please split the reward into 250,000" "Why?" The mayor asked. Why? WHY? He's seriously asking me why? He has the nerve after I had to endure THAT? I'll tell you why…BECAUSE I HAD TO F***ING COMPLETE THIS JOB WITH THE NOT SO HELPFUL, MOSTLY STUPID HELP OF THESE IDIOTIC STUPID SABERTEETH! NOW THAT IS F***ING WHY! I HAD TO ENDURE WALKING TO THE GUILD'S HALL AND RETURNING TO OAK TOWN WITH TWO UNWELCOME SABERTEETH AND THE ALREADTY UNWELCOME STRIPPER! Although truthfully speaking I wanted to rip this guy's head off I remained calm all the while sweetly smiling, since I wanted the reward and i shoudnt really murder anyone should I? "Oh just because someone decided it was okay to leave the request up in other guilds, when somebody already answered the request ..." I said in my sickly sweet voice. "I'm sorry…?" the mayor practically questioned. "I don't want your sorry I want my money and you are going to give it to me along with that key!" I growled. "O-o-okay..." And that my friends, was the end of that.

I got my jewels and got out of there but, was stopped by those two dragons slayers of saber whatever. "What?" I growled attaching Draco's key to my belt. "Who are you?" The blond one asked. I could practically see the dark haired one face palming it was hilarious but, I managed to keep my composure...I think but, I don't really care so, whatever . "A Fairy Tail mage, a girl, a blonde, a something that could kick you're a** if you don't get out of my way, and someone very very very VERY dangerous." I said counting them off on my fingers and getting closer to his face as I talked. One step for each point and this ended up with me getting as close as kissing distance where I whispered dangerous before he stepped back smirking. I put my hand on my hip as he stood there back to his usual smirk and also maybe just a bit blushing. "Please like you could even land a punch and if you wanted me sweetheart you just had to ask." Stingy bee challenged arrogantly after he had finally recovered, his blush still visibly dusted on his cheeks. I rolled my eyes but, it was also my turn to blush but, I shook it off anyway. "Want me to prove it? Here meet my fist!" I said punching him straight up under the chin an emotionless expression on my face. "Is that enough proof hun?" I told the lightbulb, still emotionless I stepped over him and walked away not really caring where Gray was or what he was doing.

I walked to the train station before bumping into someone. A tick mark appeared on my forehead and I began to growl "Watch where you're f***ing going" but, stopped when I realized it was Rogue. "What the h*** do you want Cheney?" I growled once again. "He wants-" Rogue said but, was cut off by a punch to his arm from his blonde partner "fine WE want you to have lunch with us as compensation for what happend earlier..." Rogue grumbled loking absolutely miserable, or at least sounding like it. Ha looks like it blondie who wants the compensation, I mean you could see the shiner growing by the second, I smirked at how he looked like 'I dare yu' but, really I was the one daring him to say one word. I wanted to say "H*** no" but...this might be kinda fun to torment bee boy over there and his partner. My lips pulled into a smirk "Sure why not?" I said before nonchalantly adding "You're paying." I heard stingy bee groan but, Rogue remained emotion less as always. My smirk widened he was going to be fun to crack…

Rogue's POV

I can't believe Sting made me do that! I frankly don't care that she did that to him, although what she said was arrogant, what he said was ten times worse. You shouldn't have challenged her we know what that girl, well technically at least, can do so, you just had to go and challenge her and now I'm being forced into this too… Ugh what a troublesome partner. As we walked I looked at how that girl and Sting bickered. The girl looked as if she was having fun and was barely trying while Sting was obviously losing the battle of keeping his composure. Sting finally came to his senses (does he even have any?) and gave up on trying to beat her at, well, anything. We arrived at the little café that Sting and I had been to a couple times when we were in Oak town. I sighed as we arrived at the unusually loud café, weird it's usually quiet here?...

Lucy's POV

I looked at the two dragon slayers and raised my eyebrows. Why would they choose such a loud and frankly obnoxious café when their hearing is so sensitive? I saw Sting visibly wince but, Rogue remained emotionless with a hint of discomfort in his eyes. We walked in only increasing the noise level I was about to ask "Should we go somewhere else" but, then I remembered to shut whatever was left of that sweet and kind Lucy out. Stepping in I could now see the reason for everyone being SO loud a bunch of drunk-ish perverts or just perverts were in there drooling over the maids. Some seemed embarrassed while others basked in the attention flashing their underwear now by dropping something and picking it up or just falling I again raised my eyebrows at the two dragonslayers. Sting was drooling with the other men and Rogue was looking always with what seemed like a hint of pink on his cheeks. Awwww is blushing? Well lets make him blush a little more "EH PEOPLE WILL YOU F***ING SHUT UP!?" I yelled making the two dragonslayers beside me wince even more. Oops..?
The men all turned to look at me and I rolled my eyes as they took in my almost scantily clad chest being used to the attention I walked by before I felt a hand on my a**. Oh no they didn't! Like I didn't care I took a normal step and then I kicked whoever had touched me, in the face. I looked back at them and smiled sweetly before carrying on to a table where a pissed off maid took our orders. Ooh looks like we got ourselves an attention w****. I think she was one of the few maids who liked the attention they were getting before, I came. I smirked and just to piss her off some more I took off my jacket bringing even more attention to my bust seeing as the black in my bandeau stood out against my pale skin. I wanted to laugh so, badly I could practically see the steam coming out of her ears. Ha! Serves her right the little b****. When I turned to look at the two dragonslayers next to me I could see them practically glowing they were SO red! Well might as well give them a show for that reaction .
I leaned forward so it only looked like I was putting my elbows on the table and resting my head on my hands innocently but, really I was intentionally laying my breasts on the table and then putting my elbows so that they were squeezing them together. It was hard not to laugh as I asked them in a subtly seductive voice "So what did you want to talk about?" I could see that Sting was trying to say something while Rogue just sat there blushing red as a fire hydrant with his hair covering his eyes. This was going to be fun I continued to plan my seductive taunting. Who knew the two Twin Dragon Slayers of Sabertooth were so, innocent? Well thank you for inviting me Mr. Eucliffe.

Dear People,

It's felt like ages so, yeah I'm sorry schools hectic, my social life is crazy lets not even mention the family… Anyways about this chapter… What did you guys think? I tried a new perspective with Lucy, the seductive temptress. How'd I do with that, was it horrible? Okay for a one time thing(sorry the next chapter will be FULL of it)? More? Just review or whatever and if you don't want to sure just don't go swearing off at me cause that is probably the only thing I can't handle. I enjoyed writing the new angle and I'm sorry about that Rogue POV sucking I'm going try to do better next chapter but, if you guys really don't like it and I don't improve I'll stop and this could be a Sticy story. I'm going to continue working on those other stories now if you've checked this out awesome ! If you haven't could you give them a try? Thanks love ya guys!
Yours truly,

Clarissa Hunter