Today's food is chicken. Simply because I had it for dinner.
Edward and Bella had just been having an average day. THey headed over to the Cullen mansion after a quick hunt and were shortly expecting Charlie, Sue Clearwater, Seth and Leah over to join Jacob and Renesmee for lunch.
Bella had decided the make sure she still had her cooking skills and had offered to prepare all the food. She had planned a chicken caesar salad followed by roast pork and vegetables and apple crumble for dessert.
Almost everything was ready. They only thing missing was the chicken for the salad. She had sent Edward out to get some chicken from the supermarket so she could fry it up which would make her all prepared for the arrival of her guests.
Edward walked in the door just as Bella finished getting out a frying pan ready for the chicken, The chicken that Edward bought, however, was not what she was expecting.
He had bought a whole chicken. Feathers and all. He also had blood and what she assumed to be chicken poop all over him. She quizzed him as to why he looked like this and why he didn't just go to the supermarket before giving him a tip to change and dispose of the ruined clothes before Alice set her eyes on him.
Turns out he couldn't be bothered going into Forks to the shops and stole the nearest chicken. The thing that confused Bella the most was how he managed to ruin his clothes getting a chicken when he could take down a grizzly bear with gaining a scratch. He also had an excuse for why he hadn't gone to the shops in the first place. After listening and then glancing out the window at the predictable Forks weather Bella could see that he was just being plain lazy.
Bella laughed at him, cooked the chicken and told him to go out to the lounge and face the wrath of Alice.
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