The (2nd) food of today is...
Mangoes!!
for my dear friend Ellie...aka Mopcat...
shes awesome and stuff :)
"Edward? Love?" Bella asked one day.
"Yes my sweet heart, love of my life no scratch that, love of my existence?"
"Have you ever tried a mango?"
"No?!" For a hundred year old know-it-all he looked shocked and annoyed. Bella had finally found something that Edward didn't know. "What the fudge brownie is a mango?" (A/N: try and picture Edward saying what the fudge brownie....comical...)
"A mango is a tropical fruit that is oval shaped with a sweet orange flesh. It is a stone fruit that comes in many different varieties".
"Did you just google something random so you could find something I didn't know?"
Bella just blushed her cute little blush and giggled. "Would I do such a thing?" She giggled again and ran away. Not that she could get very far, but she ran anyway. Then they spent some time trying to locate a mango in real life so that Bella the human could try one. Turns out she loved them to pieces and bits. So she forced Edward to travel to Australia where they grow lots and lots of mangoes so that Bella could get fat on them.
After three awful for Edward months in Australia Edward decided that they must return to Forks. One Charlie still had no idea where Bella was. Two Edward couldn't go outside because it's just to goddamn sunny in that awesome island continent, and three, Alice had given Bella a makeover and Bella hadn't showered in like forever because of all the mango eating she was doing.
Once they arrived back in Forks Alice rushed Bella to the nearest bathroom where she got out her much-bigger-than-pocket-sized make up kit and made her better then plain and un-mango-y once again. Edward was very pleased with this and banned Bella from having mangoes ever, EVER, again.
Alright...that was so ridiculous....
but I'm from the almighty island continent aus...and I used to live on a mango farm....its pretty raging....
and I know I put up two chapters tonight...but I am having so much fun....
this is awesome just writing little bits and pieces...
but seriously...in less than half an hour I got 40 hits...and not one person reviewed...
not even to say hi....pretty please with a mango on top...
maybe tell me whether or not you have ever had a mango....or ever heard of mangoes...
im rambling now...
anywayyysss...
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