OMG OMG OMG!!!
im so so so so so sorrrryyyy
i didnt get to post yesterday...
heres the story...
where i am in this world of ours it is disgustingly hot....so everyone has their airconditioners
but that made the power cut out which retarded my internet!
ill post one now and ill post one a bit later after i write it...
but anyway
The food of the day is....
CHOCOLATE!!
who doesn't love chocolate...
the wonderful idea comes from CookieMonsterxx3
he/she was a wonderful person and reviewed just coz she wanted to say something...
or something like that....
but you should take a leaf out of her book all you non-reviewerers :P
but I love you anyway.. :)
let's get chocolatey!!
Edward, Bella and Jacob were having a D and M. Jacob wanted Bella, but, as we all know, Edward wanted her too and of course Bella wants Eddie boy. Jacob was trying to charm her and make her fall in love with him. Seriously, because Edward could have whoever he wanted because he is a mega hottie, and Jacob pretty much was only ever going to have a chance with Bella.
At first it was kinda cute, every few days a bunch of flowers would be dropped by Bella's house, and then there were other simple romantic things. There was only one thing though that stopped Bella from making Jacob stop.
He gave her tonnes of chocolate.
There was every type imaginable, dark, milk or white. Bella was really worried about getting fat on all this chocolate so she hadn't eaten any of it. So when Jacob came over to deposit another load of chocolate he got very offended at the fact his wonderful chocolate was going to waste. He confronted Bella and told her that she had to eat it or else.
So she ate it. She at and ate and ate and ate. She managed to catch up so that she was I sync with Jacob's deliveries, but there was a much bigger problem than the fact that Jacob was still obsessed. Bella had gotten overweight. Not just a little over weight though, very, very, very overweight. All the chocolate was starting to get to her and when Jacob saw what a chocoholic monster he was creating he decided to stop his deliveries.
This plan worked for a while, but one day Bella smelt some chocolate and immediately wobbled (her still being fat and all) over and ate it. She realised that she still loved chocolate and went back into her regular habit.
Jacob and Edward decided that something urgently needed to be done about her and so together they devised a plan to make Bella exercise so that she could return to her wonderful, original weight.
For the next few weeks Jacob and Edward could be seen driving very slowly down the highway with bits of chocolate being dangled out the window. Shortly after their passing a very obese Bella could be seen lumbering after them in a pathetic attempt to get what he so desperately needed. After several days of this she realised what she had become and made herself lose the weight so she could be wonderful again.
I know that ending was really, really shitty but I just wanted to wrap it up....
it was getting to long for my little drabbles....
i need some ideas.....
and some reviews if you would so kind?
I have had heaps of hits...like crazy amounts
but like no reviewwsss..
shame on you!
:)
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