Alrighhhtt…..
Once again I am so incredibly lazy it's not even funny….so I'm going to really make an effort 'cause here in Aus I've just gone on holiday!
I got suggestions from LILMISSS so once again she will be my hero…and LILMISSS don't worry, most of my friends would laugh at me too...
So yaa…..pretty please with a whole handful of cherries on top can you review!?
Pweeeassee
And for today …………….KETCHUP! (or tomato sauce for us all those Australians or anyone else who calls it that….)
So, Esme had just done the fake shopping so the Cullens could keep up the façade that they were in fact human. She had bought loads of food and it was really unnecessary because no one actually has that much food in their house. Human or Otherwise.
On this sunny Sunday afternoon all the Cullens were outside enjoy the fact that they didn't have to hide their glittery selves and were just generally having a good time. Bella at this moment was still human and when she finally stopped being dazzled by Edward's skin she realized that she was infact absolutely starving and desperately needed food. She went inside looked into the freshly stocked fridge and found some fritz (AN: Polony) and looked in the cupboard and found a loaf of bread and some ketchup.
She made a sandwich and then realized that the ketchup had an awesome resemblance to blood. With a house full of vampires this could be fun. She then proceeded to spread ketchup all of the kitchen bench and all over her self.
Edward was sitting outside waiting for Bella to come back out after going to get herself some food. All of a sudden he heard her scream, within seconds he was in the kitchen and he nearly went insane with the sight in front of him. Emmett was on the kitchen bench rolling around in ketchup? Edward was definitely not ready for that, but before he could ask what the hell Emmett was doing Emmett shouted at him.
"Oh My Carlisle! Edward you have to try this blood, I don't know where it came from, but it tastes freakin weird man!"
"Emmett dude," Jasper said quietly. "You're rolling in ketchup, you look like a freak."
"What! Who did this! What an evil trick! I look like an idiot!"
A giggle was then heard from the corner of the room followed by a break down by the rest of the females in the house. Turns out Bella had planned the whole thing and when everyone thought about it, it was absolutely HILARIOUS!
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