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Jadecus…..duddee I had a mango tree in my back yard as well….and my dad use to grow mangoes…love it sick….
And I'm also going to use Jadecus' idea in combination with an idea from .323…
You know I seriously must be bored….this is like two chapters in less that 12 hours…
Not that they are very long or anything…
But you know…
For today….Pineapples and Emmett (and growing out of the ground)
So, as usual, Emmett was being weird. He actually had an explanation for his weirdness today though. He had just drunk two litres of Red Cordial. Not that should actually have any affect on him, but you know that whole psychological thing, like if someone thinks they have drunk alcohol that act tipsy etc. Well, this was like that. So Emmett was a little bit high at the moment and was running about madly and fell over when Rosalie walked in the door and screamed.
You may wonder why she screamed. Well, not only was Emmett running around the room like a mad thing, but he was running around the room dressed as a fairy. After picking himself up and poking his tongue out at Rosalie who was rolling on the floor laughing because he fell over, he ran out the door. Rosalie followed still laughing like a hyena.
Once outside Emmett began to hallucinate. It must have been hallucinating because Rosalie couldn't see it. Anyway, back to the hallucination. So the first thing that happened was a bunch of pineapples began to grow out of the ground. These pineapples seemed perfectly innocent so Emmett began to pat them. This was all well and good until one spiked Emmett and he jumped three feet into the air and into Rosalie's arms as if he was a little baby. By this time Carlisle and Esme had come to see where all the noise was coming from and began to piss themselves laughing at Emmett's antics. Things got even funnier after that though.
So the pineapples were growing out of the ground and spiking Emmett, but that was only the beginning of Emmett's hallucination. Next Banana's began to grow out of the ground, these bananas were freaky bananas, they weren't just your ordinary bananas in pajamas. They were bananas in, wait for it, BALACLAVAS!
This scared the hell out of Emmett so he proceeded to run back inside, still dressed as a fairy, yelling and screaming, much to the amusement of the rest of the Cullen's.
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