Okayyy….

And for today ….

Strawberries will be the main food….thanks to emzycullen for the idea….

And has anyone else noticed that it's really easy to make Emmett do stupid things. I have.

On to the story

After Emmett had destroyed the kitchen when he was freaked out by all the ketchup Esme decided she was fed up with always having to do everything. So she decided that once the kitchen was replaced she was going to make the Cullen "children" do the shopping. Not that they really needed to do shopping, except maybe for the benefit of Bella.

So three days later, there they were, at the local shopping centre, ready to buy food. Except that they had absolutely no idea what to buy. Emmett thought that the best idea would be that they try everything before they would buy it. First fruit and vegetables, now considering Bella was the only person who actually remembered what these things tasted like she was force fed all the different foods and her reaction decided whether or not they were bought. After a while they had finished all the vegetables and had moved on to the fruit. By now Bella was ready to be sick and so she decided to just tell them to take things. Emmett however had never seen a strawberry for some reason, so he insisted that Bella try them. Bella was okay with this because strawberries are her favourite thing Emmett then got the idea that Bella would eat anything with strawberries in it.

Fifteen minutes later Emmett came back with not only several punnets of strawberries, but also with a bottle of strawberry shampoo. Before Bella could blink there was a bottle of strawberry shampoo in her mouth and running down her throat. Emmett was repeatedly asking her whether it tasted good or not and then got really frustrated because she wasn't talking. Alice then tried to explain to Emmett that because humans aren't supposed to eat shampoo Bella was choking. Emmett got really scared because now he thought that Bella was going to die and therefore Edward was going to kill him, and THAT would suck majorly. So Emmett ran away while Alice and Rosalie took Bella to the hospital so that Carlisle could fix her. All in all, a successful shopping trip……?

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