Here's chapter 3! This is where Cartman finds out about Stan and Kyle and Kenny's secret is revealed!
Ch.3 Kenny's Dirty Little Secret
Cartman started walking down the hallway after he finished detention. He was pissed off, and cussed to himself about getting detention for skipping class while he looked at the floor. When he looked up, his expression became sadder because he saw Stan and Kyle holding hands and smiling. He wanted to be the one to make Kyle happy, but he knew that was impossible.
He thought to him, "I should have known those fags would end up together."
"Hey, Cartman," said a familiar voice.
Cartman turned around and saw Kenny running up to him.
He said, "Hey, Kenny," in a sad voice.
"What's wrong?"
"Stan and Kyle are in love!"
"Why does that bother you? Don't you always call them gay, anyway?"
"Yeah, but I started liking Kyle a few weeks ago, but he told me he stared at Stan in class, and I didn't think they'd actually end up together."
Cartman also added, "What are you doing here, anyway?"
"I'll do anything to get away from my crappy house but now that you're here, can I come to your house?"
"I'm fine with that."
They both started walking their way to Cartman's house. When they got there, they didn't turn on the TV and just sat in silence.
Ms. Cartman peeked her head from the kitchen into the living room and said, "Hello, poopsikins."
Cartman replied, "Hi, Mom. Can Kenny stay over for awhile?"
His mom said, "Certainly, dear," and headed back to the kitchen.
Cartman felt like talking, so he said, "I just don't get it, Kenny. What does that stupid, sensitive, animal loving hippie have that I don't have?"
Kenny didn't answer right away, but instead, removed his orange parka. Cartman immediately noticed.
"Why did you take your coat off, Ken?"
"Oh, I was just feeling a little too warm."
Cartman thought that was kind of odd. Kenny never felt too warm, but in fact liked being warm. Another peculiarity was that when Cartman looked at Kenny, he thought that Kenny looked kind of… hot.
"God, I can't like Kenny! I'm supposed to wait for Kyle!"
Kenny said, "Hey, Cartman, I have a secret."
"What is it?"
"I'm… actually… gay."
Cartman never thought Kenny was gay. He was always the lady's man of the boys. The one who had the obsession with playboy.
"You? But what about those dirty magazines you read?"
"I only read them so people don't find out I'm gay. It's pretty hard to even admit it."
They turned away from each other with thoughts in their heads.
"I wish Kyle would like me, but Kenny is really hot. He's even gay and single."
"I told Cartman I'm gay, but does he know he's the one I like."
They both turned around and began kissing unintentionally. It took them both at least five seconds to realize what they doing. Kenny crawled into Cartman's lap, who put his arm around Kenny to get closer. When they broke apart, they quickly turned their backs again and were thinking, "Score!"
Meanwhile, a blond haired, innocent boy, who could be nobody but Butters, saw the whole thing. He started frowning and slowly walked away thinking, "Of course, I'm nobody to Eric."
Aww, poor Butters :( I'm really sorry to Cutters fans, but I wanted to give Kenny a role and keep this close to the show. I love Cutters, and they're my 2nd fav pairing and I will make a fanfic about them. Coming up, Butters finds out who really likes him!