Hello. Once again I, UnlikelyLoveUnlimited, have prepared another chapter for you, my adoring fans. Although I've said it many times before, it bears repeating: This is a work of parody and Fanfiction, not to be considered canon. I do not own Naruto or any of the character herein (though the world is a poorer place for that fact, I personally think.)

Spring had finally come to the village hidden in the leaves. As the snow melted away the village began bustling with a renewed vitality. Looking across the village, there were many positive signs. Repairs were now complete, it was almost impossible to tell that there had been an invasion just two years ago. Two chunnin, Kotetsu Hagane and Izumo Kamizuki, walked through the village towards the training grounds, where their new assignments waited. Cutting throught the market place, the hustle and bustle of the largest hidden village in the five ninja nations could be heard. Kotetsu and Izumo were usualy assigned whatever random task was needed at the moment. Right now they were given the important mission to train the next generation. Although noisy, If a skilled shinobikept his ears open, he could hear some very interesting tidbits of gossip could be heard throught the marketplace. Like three village elders sitting down to tea:

"Have you noticed? The Godaime has completely stopped drinking! I guess that beast is good for something after all."

"Well, with that as her successor, the Godaime can't really afford to let her guard down at all."

"Oh, you two are horrible. The Uzumaki child has become a part of an elite two man team. And since the other member is the heir to the Hyuga main branch, it means that the fox-child is at least as strong as a Hyuga.

"That is impressive, I suppose…"

"More like scary…"

"Oh, shut up. If the Godaime thinks the beast can be used positively, we should trust her. And besides, would you rather have that thing attacking us again, or in a role where it would have to protect us?"

"Hmm..true…"

Further on, they walked past some gossiping Hyuga branch members, both young girls. "Hey, did you hear, Hinata-sama cut her hair short again!"

"What! Why? She was looking so much more mature with her longer hair."

"I know, I even told her it made her look a little like the Hokage, and she actually got angry at me! It was kinda scary, cause normally she's as shy as a mouse! I guess she doesn't like being compared to the Hokage. Which is weird because I here she being tutored of medical jutsu by her."

"Medical jutsu? Isn't that stuff hard?"

"Yeah, but she's pretty good at it."

"Amazing…"

Taking a left turn into another thorough fare, two merchants could be seen chatting by their booths.

"The Godaime has ordered the refurbishing of the temple that was destroyed fourteen years ago; you know the one, the one dedicated to Inari."

"Yeah, wasn't it left derelict, it's statues destroyed? It was a small shrine, with no resident priest to fix it up."

"Yeah, after the catastrophe and not many people were willing to help rebuild something that had to do with fox kami, but a month ago Hokage-sama insisted that it be refurbished and restored."

"I wonder why she would do something like that?"

"Well, it is a kami of commerce and fertile harvests, so maybe she doing it to help with the trade."

"That must be it. The economy is still in a slump. How clever. Leave it to a woman Hokage to think of these things."

A few blocks closer to the training grounds, there was a Korean barbeque restaurant, where team ten usually hung out between there now numerous missions. At one of the outside tables, once again Sarutobi Asuma was attempting to bribe Chouji Akimichi and Shikamaru Nara into taking their training seriously. Team ten's morale wasn't exactly at an all-time high, since after the dissolving of both team seven and eight, they were receiving almost a third of the rank C missions in the village, tedious transport and bodyguard missions that didn't pay particularly well, but was just dangerous enough to be, as Shikamaru eloquently put it, "Troublesome."

Finally ariving at the training ground, their new students Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame were waiting for them. Since Kurenai's team dissolved, both were often left out of missions, which were necessary for personal growth as Shinobi. So by order of the Hokage, it has come down to them, since Jounins in any capacity, teacher or otherwise, were still at a premium.

"Alright, you two. I am Kotetsu and this is my partner Izumo. Now that you're team is dissolved, The Hokage has assigned us to be your mentors. Now I understand the both of you are upset at the sudden breaking up of your group, but upon review of Kurenai's teaching record, both with your team and a previous student, Yakumo Kurama, and Hinata Hyuga's complaints, It was decided that it was in the general interest of team eight to break up. Teams are traditionally in groups of three, because with less there is increased vulnerability to ambush and with more there is loss of stealth. But as a two man team, there are still many opportunities as a shinobi. I am here to open your eyes to the wonderful opportunities of city missions. Not every shinobi in Konoha travels the continent, risking their lives, mind you."

Kiba immediately interjected. "What, you mean like those crappy D ranked missions we had to do when we were fresh out of the academy?!"

"No, no, of course not. This is important courier missions for the village."

"You mean we'll be gofers." Shino said flatly.

"You'll be entrusted with helping Konoha and its various village systems run in tip top shape."

"so…gofers." Shino repeated again.

"It's serious work" Izuno chimed in. "At times you will even be asked to carry high level documents from one location in Konohakure to another, Rank A level work, with rank A level pay!"

As the two chunin continued their speech, Kiba muttered under his breath to Shino "I still can't believe we are being trained as…what did you call it?"

"gofers…essentially miscellaneous errand boys." Shinto responded quietly

"It's insulting."

"Especially considering our skills already surpasses these guys, substantially."

"And Meanwhile, Naruto has been taught by Jiraiya and now Tsunade. And I hear he is even part of an "elite" team. What's that mean?"

"Supposedly, Hinata and Naruto's skills are being fostered at such an astounding rate as to no longer need a third member of their team."

"Is that so?" Kiba the cleared his throat to get the attention of the rambling Kotetsu.

"So…Since me n' Shino are going to be working as a two man pair, does this make us an "elite" team, too?" Kiba asked, his voice hopeful.

"Every bit as elite as I and Izumo here!" Kotetsu said proudly, completely oblivious to the fact that the statement he just made was the opposite of what Kiba wanted to hear.

Kiba sighed dejectedly. Yes, it was good, reliable work, with promising pay, but hardly a fast track to fame. Kiba looked up at the sky and asked silently "…What does Naruto have that I don't have?"

Naruto slowly opened his eyes, sunlight creeping in through the window. For a briefest of moments confused as to why he had woken up so early, he sharply took in a breath as he became aware of the reason. Looking down at his lap, a familiar head of ponytailed platinum blond hair bobbed up and down rapidly, as the Godaime Hokage eagerly worked her "skills" upon her new fiance. Naruto gazed lovingly at Tsunade, enjoying her ministrations. He personally prefered how she looked in the mornings, before she went to all the superfluous effort of putting on make-up; to him she was perfect just the way she was. Her lips, a beautiful pale shade of pink, being streached almost comically around his member as she plied her technique, and her eyes, that intense color of chocolate brown, as she stared directly at him as she pleasured him, making him feel like a god. Naruto gave a sharp intake of breath as she began deep throating him. Naruto had to admit that there was a certain sence of power, having the inspiration for kunoichi everywhere, the most powerful woman in all the ninja countries, and thus quite possibly the world, submiting herself to him like this, and furthermore enjoying it.

Naruto grunted slighted as he came, Tsunade eagerly swallowing every drop. Licking her lips, Tsunade got up and slipped back under the sheets next to her husband-to-be. "Good morning, Naruto-kun."

"Morning, Tsunade-chan. That was quite the wake up call. Don't you ever quit, we were at it just, like…five hours ago."

"Well, yeah…but Hinata got the lion's share of you that time and, well…"

Said Hyuga was on the opposite side of naruto, still fast asleep. Another of her "study sessions" at tsunade's office had inevidably led to her having once again enjoying an evening with naruto.

"You just couldn't wait till this evening, huh?" Naruto inquiered.

"Well…lets just say that its important for a shinobi the start the day with a high protean breakfast."

Naruto merely rolled his eyes at this. "What time is it anyway?"

"Five o' clock, Anko wanted you at the training grounds in an hour and a half, right?"

"Crap, that's right. She'll have out hides if we're late. Hey, Hinata-chan, time to get up." Naruto turned over and lightly shaking the white eyed girl awake.

"Just give me a minute, I'm still sore." Hinata complained sleepily as she struggled to get out of bed. "I don't know how you do it, Tsunade. I barely managed to fit that huge thing in. Yet you can do it without any problem."

"Well… Naruto and I have had lots and lots…and lots of practice." Tsunade said smugly. Hinatas eyes narrowed slightly. "Uh-huh. Anyway, I know you guys showered after last nights festivities, but I gotta go take a quick shower, I'm still sticky." As her nude form slipped off to the bathroom, she turned and said "Oh, and Naruto, about last night…you were magnificent." Tsunade almost audibly growled as the bathroom door shut. The last three weeks had seen a large metamorphosis in Hinata, who was still shy and mousy in all things but matters concerning Naruto. Naruto and Tsunade began began getting dressed. After a moment of silence, the sound of the water started, and Naruto spoke suddenly, the normal energy in his voice subdued. "You know, Tsunade-chan, I know that me being with Hinata is uncomfortable for you. If you're not okay sharing the same bed with her, just tell me. I'll explain to her that it isn't working out. Even if she exposes us, I think I would prefer that to cheating on you."

Tsunade sighed, then prompty cuffed Naruto upside the head, who only remained unconcussed by the sannin due to his recent training. "Don't be rediculous, you aren't cheating on me. I'm right here, aren't I? Besides, I can tell that it stopped being pity sex between you and her for a while now. You do care for her, on some level."

"Oww…yeah, well… but I care about you, too! I want you to be my wife, you know, in case senility finally caught up to you."

Tsunade huffed at this. "Very funny, gaki, like I'd forget. Anyway, Hinata is the one who instigated this…situation, not you. Besides, it's kind of nice having a competent secretary again." Tsunade joked lightly, trying to raise Naruto's spirits, but his eyes stayed downcast and he was frowning slightly.

"It's just…I mean, its not fair for you, you know? If I were in your shoes, and I thought you were with someone else, I'd hunt him down and rip his heart out…seriously." Naruto deadpanned, not a quiver in his voice to suggest a joke. But nevertheless Tsunade bit back a laugh at the rediculous image of Naruto in a suit of shining samurai armor, jealously defending her honor. "Don't worry your pretty little head, Naru-kun, I'm all yours, And I know that the largest part of you belongs to me."

"And which largest part is that?" Naruto asked.

"Your heart, baka." Tsunade answered. (Though your dick comes in a close second.) she mentally added.

By now they were both completely dressed. Lightly rapping on the bathroom door, as not to break it, the hokage called out. "Hurry up in there, I need to put my face on!"

"I still don't get why you insist upon wearing lipstick and nailpolish everyday." Naruto commented. "You spend most of each day hidden behind a wall of papers, anyway."

"That may be, Naruto, but a woman needs to look her best, especically when she's the boss."

Hinata hinally stepped out, a towel wrapped around her slender, but slightly busty frame. "Alright, alright, I'm out." Looking at her training partner, who was already dressed and ready to go, she said. "You go on ahead, Naruto, I'll catch up."

"Thanks a lot, leave me to deal with Mitarashi on my own. Oh well, I'll see you at training, Hinata-chan." Giving both Tsunade and Hinata a quick peck on the cheek, be dashed out the door, his usual energy restored by the beautiful spring morning.

After an awkward pause, Hinata smirked and said "You know, Hyugas are renown for their sight, but we tend to have pretty good hearing too. It was nice of you to reassure Naruto like that."

"I did it for his sake more than yours, Hinata, he tends to beat himself up whenever he thinks he's failed or wronged someone." Tsunade said, a hint of sadness in her voice.

"I know, that sense of empathy of his is one of his greatest qualities, And one of the reasons I came to care for him in the first place." Now fully dressed, Hinata went to the kitchen and grabbed two apples out of the refrigerator.

"Ah, speaking of Naruto, he forgot breakfast again. Can I grab you anything before I head out?"

"No thanks, I already ate." Tsunade quipped, supressing a smirk.

Hinata raised an eyebrow at this, then shrugging, headed out after Naruto. Unlike Kakashi, Anko was always early to any traing sessions or missions, It was odd, almost as if she had nothing better to do. By the time she would reach the training grounds, the odds were Anko would most likely have him doing some insane training drill, despite being early.

Evening. With a great deal of effort, and more than a bit of desperation, Naruto Uzumaki had once again survived the increasingly ridiculous training of Anko Mitarashi, which had consisted of taxing physical drills and working out complex combat scenarios, all of which was followed in the evening by the strenuous tutoring and paperwork under Tsunade, who still demanded excellence in her students, and had finally endured a full evening of erotic antics including being joined by the nubile Hyuga heiress, back at Tsunade's house. Naruto was out like a light, sandwiched between two equally tired women. Five rounds with Tsunade and three rounds with Hinata, his stamina, mighty as it was, was spent. Hinata looked over at Tsunade, Who lay on the opposite side of Naruto, both exhausted from who knows how many orgasms.

"As always, he finishes up with you. What a surprise." Hinata muttered. "I swear, how many hundreds of times have you two done it, and he still prefers you in the sack, what's your secret?"

Tsunade shifted slightly as she gave Hinata's question some thought. "I don't know, I just…enjoy being close to him. I feel most complete when he's inside me. Maybe he feels the same."

"How wonderful for you two." Hinata sighed out sarcastically.

Tsunade stared at the ceiling as she spoke. "It isn't as perfect as you may think. A healthy relationship does not stand solely on sex. I mean we're in a taboo relationship with a forty year generation gap, and all of a sudden he wants to marry me, and I honestly don't know if I can be a good wife. If I'm really going to try my hand at marriage, I need your help to relate to Naruto. He needs to see me as more than a lover or boss, but as a friend. I want to share in Naruto's interests. But the music he listens to is just… horrible noise, and whenever he shows me one of his electronic games, I always end up dying, and I cant even make miso ramen the way he likes it! What kind of wife can't cook? Now, I know you see me as some horrible rival standing between you and Naruto. The fact is, Hinata, that we need your help, if we are to make this work. Just consider it, would you?" With that, Tsunade turned over, and draping an arm over Naruto as she closed her eyes and eventually nodded off.

Watching the sleeping couple, Hinata smiled to herself. There was finally something that invincible Tsunade needed help with! It made sense, after all, since she was fifty three years old, that she would have trouble relating to a teenager on some things. "You both need me, huh? Alright, why not?" She thought to herself as she made herself comfortable. It felt nice to be needed, the white eyed girl reflected, as she snuggled up against Naruto's dosing form. She barely missed a small ruffling of leaves outside the window, as she closed her eyes and drifted off.

Anko was incensed. She had finally decided to follow after her students to try to figure out why they were always so distracted during practice. And low and behold, here was the reason. They already knew they were studying under Tsunade in the evenings, which was no small cause of jealousy on Anko's part but the real shock came when all three of them traveled to the hokage's apartment. How long had she been blind to this while it went on behind her back? She had no idea how long the affair between Tsunade and Naruto had been going, but it must have been a while, and now it included the young Hyuga heiress. All the work that she had put into teaching the both of them, the emotional investment, and trying her best to be a respected and admired teacher and Tsunade had swiped them both away. Did they really even need her? Once again, Anko was alone and she hated it. The pride she felt when Hinata mastered an attack jutsu, the sense of accomplishment when Naruto calmly and correctly assessed a combat situation. Those were no longer hers. Not to mention the rush of heat that went though her whenever she and Naruto flirted. All gone. She was alone. Again. Visions of snakes eyes and cruel laughs echoed though her mind as she grappled with the memory of past abandonment. She wouldn't let it go back to the way it was before, she just couldn't survive being alone and angry at the world again. Anko's sour grimace slowly lifted up into a sadistic smile. She wouldn't have to be alone. She now knew of the affair and she held the futures of all three shinobi in her hand. In exchange for not exposing Naruto's precious Hokage and the heir to the Hyugas to scandal, she could blackmail him into doing…anything she wanted. Anything.

Thanks for reading and be sure to review. Chapter six is already in the works! The Anko chapter! Yay! (With an outline for chapter seven!) I'm sorry for the month and a half gap between updates. Also let me know if there are major gamatical or spelling errors so I can clean it up for you guys. One final note: Although there is and will continue to be pervasive (dare I say rampant) sexuality and portrayal of sexual acts in this story, there is never going to be a pure lemon chapter. Sorry if that disappoints anyone. Any and all "gettin' busy" will be well within the context of the story. Mostly.