No, I do not own Twilight, Stephanie Meyer does. Please do not sue, because I am a poor little student. =(
I really hate lunch sometimes. I'm sure that if I had laser vision, the slice of pepperoni pizza would have been fried, crisped, and destroyed… twice; and it wouldn't have been the only thing, because I couldn't stop glaring at Assward and his on-and-off slut, Lauren Mallory. I'm sure that the bleach she used to get her platinum blonde hair was toxic, and killed off all her brain cells.
"Ugh! Can't Edward get through a day without making out with a slut right in front of me?" I growled at Edward, but directed my question at Alice. Lauren Mallory tried to intimidate me, but it didn't work with her being only half covered in short skirts, and the rest of her slutty cheerleader outfit. "I just lost my appetite, and it's all. HIS. Fault!"
Lauren looked like she was going to say something before Rosalie directed HER blue laser eyes at the slut. There's a reason why Rosalie is the queen of our school, and it's because she's more than cheerleading captain, she's the female president of the school; Rosalie's word is law for the female population, and not even Lauren dares to mess with her.
The problem? Assward isn't affected by Rosalie's political power since he's her male doppelgänger; his words aren't just law, they are a god's Edith!
"Oh Bella, don't be jealous. I can kiss soon anytime you want" Edward whispered seductively in my ear as he leaned down to give me a long, deep, and dominating kiss on my lips. This time, when my hand flew through the air, it landed right on his cheek with a satisfying slap. My eyes filled up with tears, this time with anger. He had NO right to do that; that was my first kiss, and he took it with NO permission.
"Edward!" The scream could have been heard by people in Australia, and my mind was flying in a million places at once. What had just happened, why did he do that, and what the hell did I just catch from him in that one kiss? I started hyperventilating, and so I punched Edward once in the nose, before running out the door with Alice and Rosalie trailing not far behind me.
Now just one more little problem… HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO EXPLAIN EDWARD'S BROKEN NOSE TO ESME AND CARLISLE?
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