hello this story has come back from the dead!! i haven't updated it in ages. you've probably forgotten what its all about.

well, kai nearly drowned under a bridge but was saved by the saint shields. then Ray kissed him. the they fell asleep on Tyson's bed, then the next day they told the team they were a couple and went out for a walk kai felt like someone was spying on him then he discovered wyatts alive, then he confessed his love to kai and grabbed his arms tightly and hurt him and then ray saved him.

and thats a quick summery of what has happened. hopefully it jogged your memorys lol. yeah. thanks for all the review!! enjoy this chap!!

Chapter 4:

A new problem

'Hang on a sec. let me get this straight. Wynutts are live on TV? I've heard of walnuts but wynutts?' Tyson said dumbly.

The blade breakers were in the dojo listening to Ray and Kai's story about Wyatt. Kai looked as though he was going to torture Tyson. He had his evilest glare fixed on him and was ready to pounce.

'NO YOU STUPID FAT FOOD OBSESTED PIG!! WYATT FUCKING SMITH!! HE USED CYBER FUCKING DRANZER AND DIED IN MY FUCKING ARMS!! IS FOOD ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT? DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?? I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!'

Ray held Kai back fearing he may strangle Tyson, everyone jumped out at Kai and held him back away from Tyson. They didn't want another death scare.

Flashback to two months ago.

Kai came running into the dojo with a chocolate bar. He was sugar high after eating some of Ray's home made chocolate cake, he had something to tell them all but Tyson was the only person in the dojo

'TYSON!'

Tyson looked at him.

'Guess what! Guess what! Guess what!' He said very fast.

'What? Tyson asked.

'Somebody tried to drag me into a big white van he had a knife in his hand but I got away and he chased after me but I escaped and I was really scared.' He snapped his hand against his mouth, he wasn't meant to tell him he was scared.

Tyson stared at the chocolate bar lying in front of him. 'You were kidnapped by a soft, chewy, tasty, mouth watering, yummy chocolate bar…' Tyson stared dreamily at the chocolate bar.

'NOOOOO!! I was attacked by people!!'

'Chocolate people…mmmm.'

'No!!' Kai lifted his leg and slammed his foot down getting frustrated. 'People tried to kidnap me and rape me!'

'Mmmm…chocolate Kai…'

'Tyson! Your not listening!'

'Soft melted chocolate on cake…' Starts drooling. 'Delicious sweet…'

'ARGH!' Kai ran towards him and jumped at him knocking him down. Kai then wrapped his hands around Tyson's neck and strangled him. 'I'M. NOT. TALKING. ABOUT. FUCKING. STUPID. CHOCOLATE, YOU STUPID PIGGY FAT PORK CHOP!!'

Tyson stopped breathing just as Ray walked in. 'Kai no!' He pushed Kai off and looked down at Tyson's lifeless body. He groaned and opened Tyson's mouth, took a deep breath and blew air into Tyson's mouth ignoring the fact his mouth was on Tyson's. He lifted his head for more air but Kai pushed his head down.

'BLOW! BLOW! BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, BLOOOOOOW!! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!'

The others came along just in time before a hyper Kai could kill Ray and Tyson.

Flash forward

'Kai listen, Tyson doesn't mean it…' Ray begn to say but was interrupted by Kai.

'OH BUT I DO!!'

Tyson just sat staring at them with a stupid look on his face. He blinked before moving his butt slightly and ripped a big one that echoed around the room, it was one of those farts that rung in your ear for ages. Max, who was sitting right next to him, jumped up seeing how Tyson's butt hole was aimed at him and because Tyson, well, did a huge fart that would no doubly stink.

Hilary was disgusted by Tyson's behaviour, and fart. 'Tyson don't you even care?'

'Oh yeah. Pardon.'

'No! I mean for Kai.'

'…Pardon me?'

'No!'

'Excuse me?'

'NO!! I mean don't you care that Kai has been pouring his heart out?'

'Oh…I should have put my hand to my butt befo…'

'AAAARRRGGH!!' And with that Hilary stormed out of the room. Everyone stared at Tyson. Nobody spoke. Nobody moved. Max finally spoke up, 'Tyson. What's gotten into you? You never listen anymore. You've changed.'

'Huh? What do you mean Max? come on, my farts aren't as loud as they…oh hang on they are louder and longer than they used to be.'

Max slapped his head with his hand. Sometimes Tyson could be very dumb. Kai yawned causing everyone to look at him. 'Hey guys?' Kai said, 'Where's Kenny? I haven't seen him lately.'

'Oh me and Tyson broke him.'

'You broke Kenny?' Ray asked.

'Yep.' Just then Grampa came in and told them it was time for supper. As he turned to leave…

PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!!

Grampa stopped in his tracks and looked around. Max, Kai and Ray were running towards him while Tyson stood with a very red face.

At last it was bedtime, Kai and Ray snuggled in together and everyone else, except Hilary who went home leaving it just Max, Kai and Ray, to move as far away as possible from Tyson. He kept letting of gas the whole night. It drove them mad. Grampa threatened to take Tyson to the doctor if he didn't stop.

Kai closed his eyes and breathed in Ray's scent. A wonderful thought came to his head. Later on, when everyone was asleep, he and Ray put a huge cork up Tyson's arse and went back to bed and kissed like mad and felt each other up. Then the next day…

'Oh man. My arse is sooo sore.' Tyson moaned.

Kai and Ray chuckled quietly at the table. Tyson couldn't even sit down, it was so painful. 'Yo ma homie what's up?'

'Sore butt. Feels like there's a cork up it.' Kai and Ray burst out laughing. 'It's not funny! Oh. OOOOOOWWWW!! I NEED TO FART!! AHHH!! I CANT DO IT SOMETHINGS BLOCKING IT!! I'VE GOT SOMETHING UP MY ARSE!! HELP!!'

He ran around in a big circle holding his butt with both hands. Kai and Ray laughed there heads off and Max was wondering whether it was funny or not. Then Tyson's butt exploded, the cork came shooting out like a bullet, ripping through his trouser. He screamed in pain and blood seeped out from his sore backside. Kai roared with laughter.

Ray, Max and Tyson were staring at Kai who was laughing like a maniac. Kai calmed down to see his boyfriend looking at him as if he was insane. 'What are laughing at?' He asked with a small smile. Kai continued to giggle. 'Kai?'

'Nothing. Nothing at all.'

Ray lay down again and held Kai close to him, he was happy to see Kai smile after the day he's had. It was weird how he was so quiet then suddenly burst out laughing. He must have been daydreaming about something, he was spaced out.

The next day Tyson woke up without a cork stuck in his bum. That was Kai's fantasy. He stretched and heard some of his own bones crack. He looked around to find nobody in the dojo. He was alone. In the cold dark spooky room, ok just joking it was bright and warm. He left the dojo and made his way to the main house. Kai and Ray were sitting against the wall near the main house door. They were cuddling and kissing. (cute!!) 'Get a room' Tyson joked.

Kai glared at him and then turned back to Ray and continued to kiss him. Tyson went inside and ate breakfast. Half an hour later he came back outside, full of food. To find Kai lying on top of Ray, playing with each others tongue and Kai had his leg rubbing against Ray's groin causing him to moan. Tyson smiled and decided to leave them be.

The rivers water shimmered in the sunlight, and the clouds casted a shadow over Tyson every now and then. He still had bad gas but he tried his best not to let it out when somebody was close by. He thought about the night before, how he didn't listen to Kai properly. He does care, really. what a jerk I must be. Why do I never listen? Kai must be upset with me.

Somebody was coming up behind him quite fast, he brushed it off as a jogger but then immediately thought it as a kidnapper when a hand covered his mouth and a knife came up to his throat. 'All right kid now lis…'

PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!

Tyson's face went red form embarrassment, he couldn't keep it in. The guy who had him was horrified. Tyson just did that on him! He needed to shower and burn his clothes but right now he needed to focus on his job. Screwing his face up as a horrible rotten egg smell hit his nose he dragged Tyson under the bridge and pushed him up against the wall, keeping the knife at Tyson's throat.

The man was about twenty-two years old. He had short brown hair, mad eyes, a stubble and he wore a black hoodie and black jeans. He looked like a killer. His breath was worse than Tyson's fart, it was like he had drunk sewage and petrol. Fear was rushing through Tyson like drugs, his heart raced and he began to sweat. The knife was removed from his neck and was dug into the skin on Tyson's arm. Hot pain hit him and he hissed, not wanting to show weakness. He bit his lips together hard and they began to bleed. The blooded knife was moved to his neck.

'Right then stinky pants, listen and listen good.' the knife was pressed harder into his neck, but it didn't cut him. 'My little brother came home crying last night. Seems that your little friend Ray has stolen his boyfriend. I want you to break them up! Kai and Wyatt were made for each other…'

'Jack?'

Jack looked to his side to find Wyatt staring with big shocked eyes. 'I'm dealing with your problem.'

'No. not like this. I know Kai loves me. I'll deal with it myself now let him go.'

Jack stared at him for a moment. He let Tyson go and the knife caught Tyson's shoulder cutting into him deeply, he hissed trying not to scream out. Jack sneered at his and walked off. Wyatt looked at Tyson before walking after his brother. Tyson collapsed on the ground and began to cry. He has never been so scared in all his life. He took in great gulps of air to try calm himself with no success.

It took a while to calm down, he was shaking as though there was an earthquake. He was still sweating but he had to get back home to tell the others what had happened. His shoulder stinged like mad, blood was all over his t-shirt and his arm was in terrible pain. He stood up and steadied himself. Somebody came jumping out at him and shouted 'BLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRGGGHH!!' Tyson screamed and fell over. Max laughed his head off but stopped when he saw tears forming in Tyson's eyes and his bleeding shoulder and arm. 'Tyson?' He ran to his friends side. 'What happened?'

'Kai and Ray are in trouble! Wyatt's brother, Jack, he's dangerous. He wants them to break up so Wyatt can have Kai. That guy looked like a bloody psycho. We better watch our backs.'

yeah i'm terrible sometimes aren't i? i had fun writing the cork bit. please review!! just to make things clear kai and ray didn't really put a cork up tyson's butt that kai's daydreaming.