Chapter 3: Commando App

Sakura arrived at the Davenport Mansion early as usual, and followed Leo to the Lab.

"You have been all trained for missions. Now today, you're all going to a soul-bruising, mind-torturing, confidence-crushing environment…" Mr. Davenport began.

"The teenage girl clothes part that are pink in the mall?" Sakura asked as she shuddered.

"No! High school!" Mr. Davenport finished.

"Adam, Bree. Your glitch tests are okay. But Chase. I'm worried that your Commando App might come out." Mr. Davenport said. Adam and Leo hi-fived.

"Commando App? Put on some underpants dude! You're going to school!" Leo exclaimed as Sakura laughed.

"No. Commando App. In the face of an imminent threat, Chase's Commando App turns on and he becomes a fearless brute, or also known as Spike. It's kindda like a fight-or-flight thing, except I took out the 'flight' part cuz it's useless! And I replaced it with a testosterone of a level, kind of like a 'Tasmanian Devil-Wolverine-Shark-Tiger hybrid, or Spike." Mr. Davenport explained.

"That is mad!" Mr. Davenport added.

"That is so cool!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Don't worry, Mr. Davenport, I can control my Commando App!" Chase promised.

"Yeah? Like last year when I made the decision to give Adam the boxing gloves?" Mr. Davenport added.

~Random Flashback~

"WHAT DO I SAY ABOUT THE 'DON'T PUNCH ME RULE'?!" Spike demanded as he stood on Adam.

Bree and Mr. Davenport hid behind a table.

"I am STILL coughing up tinsels!" Adam added as he shuddered.

"N. Chase you can't go. What if Spike comes out again. I cannot take the risk of people getting hurt." Mr. Davenport decided.

"Mr. D, people get hurt EVERYDAY! Think of those who had sacrificed in the Hundred Year War!" Sakura said.

"That's World War Two." Chase corrected.

"Whatever nerd." Sakura placed a hand over his mouth.

"But Mr. Davenport, this could be my beginning of academics, and my career trajectory! I mean, the road to become an astronaut lawyer is somewhere!" Chase exclaimed as he pushed away Sakura's hand.

"But Mr. D! He HAS to come! He hasn't seen Edward Kingston from my Greek class who is famous for his 'volcano of toenails and dirty leftovers'! And may I just say: It was MAGNIFICENT!" Sakura exclaimed.

Chase, Leo and Adam seemed interested. Bree just gagged.

"Yeah, I mean Edward Kingston has 2 ingrown TOENAILS and they are 2 FEET LONG!" Adam said.

"Chase is missing all those exciting things you've never seem in high school! We even have Bosco Parks in English class who talks to APES!" Leo added.

"Fine he can go." Mr. Davenport resorted.

"Big D. I can assure you that Spike won't come out." Leo assured.

"Yeah, we have Bree and Adam here." Chase convinced.

"But in case it doesn't work out, consider going to X-Men Movie as a cast!" Sakura added.

"Fine. Make sure you guys stay out of trouble!" Mr. Davenport warned as the rest nodded.

"Hey guys look what I found!" Adam exclaimed as he took out two boxing gloves.

"Ooh! I wanna see that!" Sakura jumped up and down.

Sakura looked at the gloves as she hit Adam in the gut.

"That was fun." Sakura nodded as Chase, Bree and Leo laughed.

After a while, at school…

It was recess and the gang met up at the canteen. Suddenly they saw a short plump and aggressive lady.

"Who is that she-troll dragon-demon hobbit?" Sakura whispered.

"That, my friends, is a living image of the lady who will ruin your life through high school!" Leo began. "Also Known As, Principal Perry. Be Warned! She has a temper of a junkyard dog inside a really bad pantsuit!"

"Ooh! Here's my chance of finding romance!" Bree saw a cute boy walking by.

"In the movie, the new girl drops her books and the cute guy picks them up." Bree whispered as she dropped a whole stack of books on the floor.

A teacher walked in and unfortunately tripped and fell over.

"Sorry, I'm new here." Bree apologized as the teacher shook his head and went away.

"Bree, Reality is different that Fantasy." Sakura told Bree.

"Okay, let me get straight to the point. Your social status depends on where you sit. You CANNOT sit by the Cool table." Leo began his 'Social Status Lecture' as he pointed over to a group of cheerleaders sitting by a table.

"But you can sit at Cool Table Adjacent." Leo said pointing over to another table.

"This is unfair and the MOST boring thing I've heard. Back where I come from, my classmates, popular or unpopular, we'd sit with each other." Sakura said shrugging.

"Um…FYI Adam is at the Cool Table!" Bree stopped them as they all looked over.

"Nononono! He can't do that! That's where the Football team sits!" Leo freaked out.

Adam is playing with some oranges and some cheerleaders were laughing. A few were flirting with him.

"Adam, don't!" Leo grunted.

"Oh come on, I'm sure he's fine." Bree said.

"But those girls are talking to him. I don't know about you. Later!" Chase went over, as he dragged Bree along.

"Adam. What are you doing?!" Leo demanded.

"Oh! These cheerleaders say when the Football team comes over, I'll get a free pudding cup!" Adam smiled as Sakura face palmed.

"Adam you have absolutely no idea what is coming to you huh?" Sakura crossed her arms and sighed.

At that moment, the Football Team came in…

"Hey watch where you're standing you dumb face!" The leader, Trent, shouted at Adam.

"Oh! No he DIDN'T!" Sakura yelled.

"What up cat boy?" Trent glared over.

"Leave Adam alone!" Sakura stated clearly.

"Yeah, leave my brother out of this!" Chase defended.

"Ooh! Little sissy guy wants to play hero! Guess what? I'm turning you into napkins!" Trent said as he was about to attack Sakura. One of them threw a knife and it ripped off her cap.

=Commando App Activated=

"Oh yeah, you want a free pudding cup?!" Chase started to yell in a very fierce tone as he squeeze pudding out of the pudding cups and wet the Jocks.

"Thanks for that Chase." Sakura said.

"The name's Spike. And may I just say, you are one attractive lady!" Spike turned to her.

"Uh…thanks?" Sakura frowned.

"NOW GET OUT OR I'LL MASH YOUR LUNGS AND USE THEM AS PINATAS!" Spike yelled as the Jocks ran away.

"Yeah? Lucky for you, we have to go to the library!" Trent said as they ran away.

"Well done. This table is ours. Come here companions!" Spike declared as Sakura, Leo, Bree and Adam sat in the Cool Table.

"Hello, I supposed you'd remember me from passing out in the 'Miracle of Birth' video." Leo said as a few cheerleaders nodded.

"I supposed maybe I'll just sit here." Sakura frowned as she sat on a chair.

"Relax, 'Kura. Loosen up for once!" Bree said.

"Okay." Sakura sighed. She was bored of Bree and Leo hanging with the Popular Girls. And more sick of Adam being doted by girls. Worst of all, Spike is hitting on her.

Much later…

"Wow! it's like we're famous!" Adam said.

"Make way for the Alpha Dogs!" Leo shouted.

"Wait…if we're famous, that means!" Bree smiled as she dropped a pile of books and some guys picked them up for her. One of them gave her his phone number.

"Enjoying this my kitten?" Spike turned over to Sakura.

"Can I just say 'Leave me alone'?" Sakura said looking down at her ripped cap. It might take a while to mend it.

"Ha ha. Humor!" Spike laughed.

One boy gave Chase/Spike an All Access Hall Pass.

"What's this?" Spike asked.

"That is an All Access Hall Pass! You can go ANYWHERE with those!" Leo exclaimed.

"Hall Pass? THESE ARE MY HALL PASS!" Spike boasted as he showed his muscles.

=Commando App Deactivated=

"Guys! Did I just turned into Spike?!" Chase asked.

"Nope?" "Of course not." "Nah!" Adam, Bree and Leo lied.

"Yes, and Spike WAS flirting with me." Sakura said nodding.

"What?! This is bad, really really BAD!" Chase freaked out.

"Relax Chase, we're popular now!" Bree said.

"You kind of threw Trent and the Jock from Popular to Trash Town." Adam said.

Later at lunch break…

"I think I should go apologized to Trent." Chase said as he got up.

"Nah! Why should we?" Leo said.

"Yeah, these cheerleaders just minced my ham and I'm drinking them with a straw!" Adam exclaimed happily.

Just then, Principal Perry came in.

"Hey you!" She pointed at Chase.

"Yes?" Chase stuttered.

"You know what happens when my Football team gets humiliated?!" She demanded as Chase shook his head.

"It's because THEY DON'T GET HUMILIATED!" Principal Perry yelled.

"They look humiliated to me!" Adam said as Sakura giggled.

One Janitor hit their head with a load of trash bags.

"I know what team spirit is about. Because I was a jammer on the North Pacific roller derby championship team!" Principal Perry said.

"Quite an achievement." Chase agreed nervously.

"Don't mock me SQUASH FACE! My career ended when a trash talker like you went inside my head and wiped me out!" She yelled.

=Commando App Activated=

"Shut up Sports Bra! I bet you lost because you panicked and threw yourself back, and blame the team for your weakness!" Spike yelled.

"Hey! I wear Sports Vest!" Sakura pointed out, she didn't want to use the word 'bra'.

"Not her, she's fine." Spike yelled.

"Is that a bit harsh?" Leo whispered.

"He had me at 'Sports Bra'." Bree nodded.

"I had to quit because of the accident!" Principal Perry said.

"Quit? Or move out of the state with shame?!" Spike taunted.

"He doesn't know. He wasn't there!" Principal Perry said.

"Why don't you just sob your way back home to your 6 cats in the junkyard!" Spike yelled.

"Joke's on you! I have 5 cats!" Principal Perry piped in.

"Principal Perry, we want our table back." Trent whined.

"Wow, spoken from a true man!" Sakura whispered in sarcasm.

"All right, kid, I'll make you a deal. We'll have a Football Match tonight. And settle in in a civilized way." Principal Perry challenged Spike.

"Definitely! Him! *Adam*, Her! *Bree*, Him! *Leo* and Her! *Sakura*" Spike said.

"Wait WHAT?!" Bree freaked out.

"If you win, you keep the table, if you lose, you'd lost everything!" Principal Perry said.

"But Principal Perry, the girls are having soccer practice tonight." Leo said.

"You're right. We'll do this out in the open area by the town!" Principal Perry said as she and the Jocks went away.

"Spike, what did you just get us into?" Adam and Leo asked.

"Relax, I know a thing or two about football. Wait, is this the English version or American?" Sakura asked.

"American." The rest told her.

"Oh…well, I play that too." Sakura nodded confidently.

That night…

The whole school is here! It was 5 of them against the WHOLE TEAM!

"That is kind of unfair to me…" Leo pointed out.

"Seems fair to me!" Principal Perry decided as she blew the whistle.

"HIKE!" She announced.

"I've never played football before." "Yeah, what should we do?" Bree and Adam hesitated.

"Relax, I've watch these on TV and I know a few basic moves." Sakura assured them.

"Yeah! It's 4 vs 11!" Spike added.

"Um…Spike, there's 5 of us here." Leo pointed out.

"Oh, sorry, didn't count you in, no abilities and powers." Spike shrugged.

"I CAN STILL PLAY!" Leo yelled.

"HIKE!" Principal Perry said as they began the game.

Unfortunately, halfway through the game, Chase's Commando App deactivated and everyone lost to Trent…

(Sakura's P.O.V.)

"I can't believe we lost to Trent!" Leo complained.

"I can't believe you're still complaining!" I snapped. The two of us shared a look before we all laughed.

"I'll miss you, Popularity!" Bree added sighing.

"I'll miss the cheerleaders feeding me with minced ham!" Adam sighed.

"Hey, who cares about popularity, as long as we have each other, right?" Chase said breaking the silence.

"Mr. Personality Disorder here is right!" I piped in as Bree laughed.

"I DO NOT HAVE PERSONALITY DISORDER!" Chase yelled as he nudged my back.

"Yeah you do!" "Don't!" "Do." "Don't!"

"Did times 10!" I said as Bree and Adam laughed.

"Hey there sweet cheeks!" Chase/Spike winked at me.

" ! Spike's back." I frowned as Adam hid behind me.

"Sakura, you're an expert on boys! Make him go away!" Adam said.

"Just cause I behave like one doesn't mean I'm an expert!" I pointed out.

The rest goes on and on of how Spike argued with Principal Perry in the canteen, and how Sakura made a decision of staying over at school to not miss out the action.

Perry: Your whole life is a disappointment.

Spike: At least I don't look like a frog.

Perry: People love frogs. You look like an owl.

Spike: Owls are wise. You know what else is wise? Old people. Like you.

Perry: Yeah, I'm old. Shouldn't you be joining a boy band?

Spike: *Shakes head* You look like a bulldog.

Perry: You look like a poodle.

Spike: *Fast* People make calendars of poodles, how many bulldog calendars have you seen?

Perry: Ten, I collect them.

Spike: They must be worth a lot because they're so rare! Speaking of rare, when was your last date?!

Perry: Tuesday! We had clams! They looked just like you!

Spike: *Sniffs* Are you sweating? 'Cause I smell gravy!

Perry: Oh yeah? Well lucky for us, we already have the turkey!

Spike: Hey, Ireland called, They want their leprechaun back!

Sakura: *laughing her lungs off and writing down new Quotes* Hey! I got one! 'Gringotts just called, they want their Goblin back'!

Purpledolpin05: Okay folks! Hope you've liked it.

Sakura: *filming Perry vs Spike*