Request:
Spooky-Bird: NA bros playing Skyrim and Matthew totally being the serious one while Alfred fucks around by doing something stupid like making 1000000 cabbages spawn in the mess hall.
i know absolutely nothing about skyrim so im sorry if i get anything wrong
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"Alfred what the fuck-!"
Matthew just wanted to play. He wanted to play seriously, he wanted to get shit done and have fun. Alfred only focused on the having fun part. Matthew had currently been trying to sort out his inventory and his character, but only after a few seconds of leaving Alfred alone and telling him not to mess anything up while he sorted himself out, he closed down his inventory and turned around to see Alfred sprinting around the mess hall spawning hundreds of cabbages.
You see, Alfred was pretty new to Skyrim so he really just wanted to mess about and play. Matthew could accept that but he was making such a mess! Pushing back his hair and leaning back in his chair, he looked over at Alfred who had a huge smile on his face and was staring intently at his screen. Smiling fondly, the Canadian looked back at his screen and his eyes widened. He couldn't even see anymore, his screen was just.. cabbages. Groaning, Matthew started making his character jump to try and see over all the green.
"Alfred!" He shouted and looked over once again at his brother, who was not looking at him and was now laughing. "Look, Alfred, i just want to get everything done, please stop fucking about-" He couldnt even finish before he noticed that his character took some damage, "What-"
"Oh my god i can hurt people with this!" He heard Alfred cheer.
Suddenly his character was loosing a lot of health, and his screen was showing that he was getting hit. "Alfred i swear to god-" And his character was dead. Everything he had worked on- He hadnt saved!
"Alfred im gonna kill you-!" Leaping out of his chair, he lunged at his brother who was in hysterics, pushing him out of his chair to start wrestling with him on the floor.