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Disclaimer: Hetalia? Me? Owning? Nope.
41. Summoning
England was drunk and he sort of well accidentally summoned his and Spain's pirate versions. It also turns out that he interrupted them in the middle of a quarrel. They both glared at the Briton.
"Do you mind. This wanker here is trying to steal my loot!"
"NO! I am trying to get back the loot you stole from me! Stupid English bastard!"
Romano from this world and America had to pull the two pirates apart before they brutally murdered each other.
42. The Picture
Romano was very confused when he saw Hungary passing around a picture while people stared at him. He walked over and snatched the picture from Hungary and turned a beet red when he saw it.
"What the fuck is this?!"
"Well… Remember that party you went to with Spain and you drank a little too much? Well I got some pictures of the two of you!"
"Burn these."
"But they're hot come o-"
"GOD DAMNIT BURN IT. TOMATO BASTARD WHERE ARE YOU!?"
And thus the death of Spain and Hungary was absolute.
43. Vodka Unicorns
"Are there unicorns?"
"Yeah there are unicorns! And they are bloody great!"
"What about vodka styled unicorns?"
"Yes."
"GIVE ME!"
China gave Russia a weird look as he continued to beg England for a vodka styled unicorn.
44. Twilight
Romania and America glared at each other from their seats.
"Listen dude Twilight is awesome."
"America! Thats not even how vampires act like."
"Is too!"
"NO ITS NOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! No you know what let me show you what a real vampire acts like!"
America was led into a room alone by Romania. When the two men came out America had a terrified expression on his face while Romania looked satisfied. The countries wondered what the hell Romania did but they sure didn't want to find out.
45. Motherfucker I'm Awesome
Canada swore if he heard Prussia sing that song one more fucking time he was going to snap. Speaking of which Prussia walked into the room. Then he started.
"Motherfucker I'm awesome! I'm awesome!"
Canada glared at him, took a bottle of maple syrup, and poured it all over him.
"DUDE NO YOUR NOT SO DON'T FUCKING LIE!"
Hehe credit for number 44 goes to Myrna Maeve who I thank for allowing me to use it! Keep on requesting everyone~