NOTE: In #50 there will be GerIta and SpaMano if you don't ship it please don't read it. Also you'll only understand 58 if you've seen or read Harry Potter.
Hello everyone! Guess who's back with more ways? I am! I hope you all enjoy! Wait... *looks at reviews* HOLY CRAPOLLA ALMOST 100 REVIEWS!? YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! In honor of that I present you the longest chapter yet!
56. English Food
He was out of the kitchen for ten seconds, ten seconds, just to grab something and when England came back in he was shocked to see France eating his food. England was prepared for a train full of complaining about his cooking skills, however instead he got a different response.
"Mon Dieu! This is delicious!"
"Are… Are you drunk?"
"What? Ohohon no I just think this food is magnificent!"
"Go home France. Your drunk you wanker."
57. Old Dresses
Italy was going through his wardrobe when out of the corner of his eye he caught sight of something interesting. He grinned as he held it up.
"Ve~ I wore this on Halloween one time when I was very little! Maybe I'll show it to Doitsu!"
Italy ran down the stairs as he clutched the very sparkly pink dress. It even came with an adorable pair of small wings.
Italy noticed Germany sprawled out on the couch and waved the dress in his face.
"Germany look! I found a fairy princess dress I wore on Halloween years ago!"
"… May I try it on?"
"Eh? Don't be silly this won't fit yo-"
"BUT I WANNA BE A FAIRY PRINCESS DAMN IT. ITS MY LIFE DREAM!"
Italy cried out for someone to help him as he ran away from Germany who was now chasing him.
58. Harry Potter
England muttered the spell under his breathe as he waved his hands around. Suddenly a poof of smoke appeared and he coughed. As the smoke cleared he saw a young boy with brown hair, glasses, and a light scar on his forehead. England squealed.
"Oh my gosh! Its you! Its Harry Potter! I bloody did it!"
"Yes… I am Harry Potter but where am I and who are you? Also can you please stop poking me?"
England just laughed as he continued summoning people from Harry Potter.
59. My Child!
Prussia stood on the chair and laughed while Sweden watched him.
"MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BO-"
However before he could finish his sentence the chair broke and Sweden stared in shock. At first there was silence. But then Sweden began full out sobbing.
"PRUSSIA! YOU KILLED MY CHILD! I… I MADE HIM AND WAS PLANNING ON SELLING HIM IN IKEA!"
Prussia continued to stare at Sweden as he sank to the floor and began hitting it.
"Um… Sweden its just a chair."
Sweden glared at Prussia and stood up.
"Just a chair!? JUST A CHAIR!? THAT CHAIR WAS MY BABY! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVED A FAMILY AND A HOME. BUT NOPE YOU KILLED IT! YOU CRUSHED ITS SMALL DREAMS!"
From then on no one else broke furniture around Sweden unless they wanted to be depressed like Prussia for a full week.
60. I'm the Better Kisser
The two Italians screamed at each other as Germany and Spain tried to pull the two apart so they wouldn't murder each other.
"BASTARD! I am the better kisser!"
"Fratello no! I am!"
"Oh yeah? Prove it!"
Italy smirked and grabbed Germany who was completely unprepared and kissed him. Germany turned a bright red. Italy then let go of Germany.
"There."
Romano frowned.
"Oh please."
Romano proceeded by grabbing Spain by the collar of his shirt and then kissed him. Romano was in full control of the kiss and Spain was trying very very hard not to get lost in the kiss. Romano then let go and glared at Italy.
"Ta fucking dah. I'm great aren't I?"
"I'm still better!"
The two just continued to argue will the German and Spaniard were in a daze trying to process what just happened.
Yup that just happened XD #46 credit goes to The Goliath Beetle, #47 to Kiki Belischmidt, #49 to HoneyMomijiTheHobbit, and #50 to GinnyJeanWeasly. Thank you for allowing me to use the ideas! Also people I would appreciate it if you guys just requested characters more than your own ideas since I need to after all use my inspiration XD But thank you! You can keep giving your own ideas if you want I just prefer it that way! Also someone ((you know who you are)) gave me an Amazing World of Gumball idea to use however I am slightly confused by it ^^
Anyway everyone thank you for the support! I love you guys!
