I saw these tags on one of my posts: . /5e715d5eea94e58fae8c181376196816/tumblr_inline_
And thought why not :^)
Title: Never Know
Characters: Aph America, Aph England, Aph canada [ :^)c ]
Warnings: just read those tags above and you'll get it
"Wow America, this is actually pretty good!"
England didnt know. He didnt know. He would never know.
America had always wanted to know what it was like- would they taste different or the same? He had tried human before but never country. So he decided to do it.
Early one morning America crossed the border to his brothers home. Canada never really saw it coming. America saw no point in wasting time so he killed him on the spot, his super strength coming in handy. The blonde didnt really like the look of his brother's head all.. manged like that, it just didnt look right, so he moved his head back to how it should be and brought him home.
He was going to make his own brother into burgers, chopping up what he could, putting the spare parts in the freezer and left what was left of his brother in his attic since he didnt have a basement.
America was a pretty good cook so he thought that it might be pretty easy to do it, and he was right. With enough spices and his strength to shred the meat, he pounded it into a small ball and put it in a frying pan, all with enough time to clean up and invite someone over to try it out.
Who should i call? America wondered. Not once thinking of the horrible act he had just committed.
Eventually, he settled on England. Good ol' England who could only cook pastries and liked a good burger. (He loved McDonalds but never told anyone so shh, keep quiet.)
Smiling, America put the phone down after his conversation with England and waited for the meat to cook, once done he put them in buns with some lettuce, cheese, and sauce, and waited for England to arrive.
And now here they are. England having no clue that he was eating someone who he raised. He didnt know. He would never know.