Hehe as promised I have returned with another chapter! Wheee! I do hope I please you guys with it!
86. Canadian Ice Cream
"So then like the pink pony totally attacked Liet and I'm like oh my god totally not cool dude…"
Canada nodded and laughed in a drunk manner as Poland spoke. Oh my my my! "A pony!" He giggled out. However his attention wandered when he heard a certain and familiar tune. He widened his eyes at the sight of the truck and jumped around excitedly.
"HOLY MOTHERFUCKING PANCAKES ON A CRAZY MOON!" Canada proclaimed loudly as he jumped on Poland who squeaked underneath him and said if he didn't get off of him 'he would like totally get the pink pony army to attack him'.
Canada scrambled off of him and ran after the truck like pancakes were on his heels. "COME HERE ICE CREAM TRUCK!" The truck driver got so scared he stopped the car automatically. When Canada approached him he had an evil smirk on his face and began to hit the glass of the truck window.
"BITCH GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM!"
Canada never did get his ice cream sadly. He was too busy at the police station trying to beg for his innocence.
87. Sparkly Vampires are a No
"No."
"Moldova-"
"NO AMERICA BITCH PLEASE I AM NOT A SPARKLY VAMPIRE JACKASS HASN'T MY BROTHER TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!?"
It seems cute little Moldova gets feisty when drunk.
Especially with idiots.
88. Prussia be Russia
"Oh lets have some vodka!"
"Prussia I know not why you are doing this."
"Russia I just want vodka for breakfast like you do."
Prussia and Russia apparently argue over vodka when drunk. Surprisingly Prussia can act like Russia if he wants to.
P'Russia'.
Get it?
89. Ships and Trios
"Well…. I sorta ship DenNor I mean its a pretty awesome ship dudes! Besides I can relate with Den on Norway's tsundereness!"
"America I don't believe tsundereness is a word…. but hai! Doujinshi's are on their way from my country as we speak!"
"No no mon cherie it is DenIce!"
"Dude…"
"Amerika don't argue with me on this! France knows all about love!"
And thus drunk America and France argued the rest of the night over ships while Japan rapidly worked on doujinshi's.
90. This Joke is Back
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
"Oh my god. No-"
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
"You bloody son of a git get out of my house and go to hell."
And thats why America no longer gets drunk around England. Ever.
Hehe I hope you liked! #86 credit goes to PastryPuffins a guest whom I would like to thank very much for being there for me! #88 credit goes to Kushina Uzumaki 9! Thank you too!
Wow I just checked the reviews and you people are amazing.