Part 2

Several days had passed since I had turned in my story to my science teacher. I was sure I was going to get a good grade on it. Any day he should be passing the papers back, but for now, I'm stuck in this class next to the girl I hate the most. -_- Kevin Bacon. I could not believe that she chose to sit by ME, ugh.

I never knew what I did to her to make her dislike me so much, but it just made my hate for her grow. I drew my attention away from her rude remarks and focused on my reason for living: Joe Jonas. I'm honestly prepared to kill any Jonas Sister that may come between me and him getting married and having beautiful children together. I hope Joe wouldn't mind that I was starting to develop a crush on this really cute boy… Patrick Stump. He kept popping up in my dreams, I was already writing stories about him and putting him in my blog.

"Entry 49 - Mr. Orange is In my dream

I not sure why I keep having sex dreams about Mr. Orange, mom told me it was normal, so I took her word on it. I assume it's all part of the side effects of my roids and being a teenager. It was odd, First Mr. Orange threw me onto a bed, side straddled me saying he wanted to ride me like John Wayne rode a horse. Fast and rough. I couldn't do anything but agree. At first I was shocked by his wong, it was shaped like an assault rifle. Mr. Orange really DID like his guns. Finally, all was going, it hurt a first. He knew I wanted to wait till I was married but he told me he would marry me as soon as he possibly could. I took his word. There was more to the dream, but I doubt any of you would really want to read it. I dyed my hair, I'm pretty sure Kevin Bacon will copy it. She's always trying to be like me, it's annoying. Why can't she be original?

Well, I'm off to eat some hot chocolate packets and watching some JoBro videos

Peace and Love ~ Kayla Jonas"

I started to write a new survey, "PURPLE AND GOLD" when my science teacher passed us back our stories. I couldn't believe it. I failed. It would have been different if he had the same love of the Jonas Brothers like I did. This wasn't fair, and Kevin over there had passed. I decided not to let it affect me and write a note to Patrick… "Hey Patrick, I know this is random. But I really like you, I was wondering if you would like to go out to eat with me and go to the movies. My mom will pick you up and take us, and pay. Let me know, W/B - Kayla Lockhart" *I was tempted to put "Kayla Jonas" but I didn't want him to think that there was another man in my life completely. I grew balls and gave the note to him after lunch. Now all to do was wait. I was starting to feel confident, Patrick Stump… he never got girlfriends. I was sure he was going to say yes to me. I saw him after school and walked up to him… "Hey Patrick, did you write back?" - "Um, No… you see… Kayla… I'm gay. I'm dating someone right now. Even if I was straight, I still wouldn't date you. I wouldn't want to date a girl that could get more eyebrow than I can and can grow facial hair quicker than me. Sorry…" and he walked away. My jaw was on the ground. I didn't understand, and it was official. If I couldn't even get Patrick, then there was no hope for me. Plus he was completely wrong, I don't have facial hair at all. I walked over by the football field to wait on my mom. Once she got there, I told her how horrible my day went and she took me to McDonalds to get me whatever I wanted. I ended up getting three baked apple pies, ten piece chicken nuggets, a hot fudge sunday, a big mac and two large fries. I deserved it. No one could have a worst day than me.

When I got home, I had finished my food, went to my room and got on the computer. I went straight to my blog, I clicked on 'Publish New Post'.

"Entry 50 - Mr. Orange Denies Me

*sigh* Well, let me start out by saying, my science teacher gave me a horrible grade on my story that I wrote. Every guy I like, never likes me back. They go after the prettier ones. If I knew I wouldn't get taken away, I would kill every single pretty girl, eat them and just pray that their prettyness surfaces up and makes me half as pretty. That would be so awesum! Well anyways, I asked Mr. Orange out, and he completely turned me down. He better be actually gay, or im hanging myself. I'll just get someone better and then show to him that could've been him and make him regret not dating me. Now just to find someone much better, who is nice, who is cute, and who will date me. I have a few choices in my head, but im not sure if I should try with them… They make choices I don't support…

Well, Im off to read some JoBro stories.

Peace and Love ~ Kayla Jonas"