Part 3

It was hard getting over the rejection of Patrick, but I could live with it. Just another guy. I was used to it. This F I had gotten on my story though was still bumming me out, I was going to go to my science teacher to see if I could possibly make-up for it somehow and raise up my grade. My mom was going to take away all my Jonas Brothers cds, and not buy me anymore candy if I got anything below a C in my classes again this year. I couldn't let that happened, I wouldn't have anything to eat then. I was starting to like this guy that's in my grade named Drew Johnson. I nicknamed him Mr. Forest Green in my blogs. I knew he read them religiously so I didn't want him knowing that Mr. Forest Green was him. His hair drew me in like a moth to a lamp. It was probably the one thing I liked the most about him. I was starting to wonder if I would ever have a chance with him, but to get to him, I would have to become friends with Kevin… they were best friends. As much as I hated to admit it, but, Kevin was everything that I wanted to be. I decided that in third period, I would yell down the table and talk to her. Friendly chit-chat. She only sat three seats down from me, all I would have to do is put on a smile, look past my growing hate for her and work on getting her to hang out with me. I decided I would write her a note during third period asking her to hang out with me.

"Hi,

I was just wondering if you would want to go home with me one day after school hang out for a bit and maybe spend the night over the weekend?

W/B - Kayla Jonas"

I passed the note on down the table, she read my note. I could hear laughing, but I wasn't sure at what. Jordan probably made another joke that I always missed out on. To my surprise she wrote back.

"Um.. Hi?

Uh… sure… but why?"

I replied.

"You just seem kool, and nice. I thought it would be nice to get our differences behind us and become friends."

She said that she could hang out Wednesday after school. I was excited, I told her she could bring a friend along.

Wednesday came around and we met up at the mall. I was disappointed, she didn't bring Drew. It wasn't going as good as I planned, I think I kept making things awkward. Like always. I kept talking about everything Jonas. I knew I shouldn't have brought my Joe Jonas poster and carried it around the mall with us.

When I got home, I turned on my computer and posted a new blog.

"Entry 63 - Mall was a fail

She didn't even bring Mr. Forest Green like I had hoped, and I completely made everything awkward. Uh, oh well. Hopefully next time, but right now I should focus on my mom. She's been gone for a while, my uncles favorite cow died and so she had to go to his house and help take care of him :S. She's finally back though, meaning my diet is back on track. While she was gone I had to stay with my grandma and I had to eat REAL ACTUAL FOOD, oh god, it was horrible. Now, I get my candy bars back. :DD

So, not to long this boy in my class made me realize, that I need to show people that there is more to me than the Jonas Brothers, sex dreams, vast amounts of toxic food, but overall the jonas brothers. So now im going to do more plays and stuff and show everyone my real talents. Well gotta go help my cousin pick cotton and then wax my lip.

Later

~Peace and Love - Kayla Jonas"

The next couple of weeks of school were boring and awkward, me and Kevin did not hang out again, nor did we talk. I was starting to feel like my chance with Drew was slim to none. I couldn't stand that fact.

The boy in my science class that sat next to Kevin Bacon looked at me while laughing and handed me a piece of paper and told me to read it. I grabbed it and started reading it… IT WAS ABOUT ME! I couldn't believe it, I didn't understand how someone could be so mean when I didn't do anything to them. I tried not to let it bug me too much, but then right after that, I was told that Kevin Bacon wrote it. Now I was really starting to get angry. I just went on through the day, hoping it would get better, hoping to talk to Drew. I saw him in the library during lunch, I went up to him and finally collected up guts and talked to him.

"Hey Drew, What's going?"

"Um… Nothing…"

"Oh, Sounds fun… I was wondering… can I ask you something?"

"Uh… Sure…"

"Well, for a while, I've had a crush on you. Ever since Patrick Stump shot me down, and well, I was just wondering. Do you think me and you could go out?"

*he just looked at me with this blank stare, his lips quivering. Then it happened. He busted out laughing. I didn't understand what was so funny when I was so serious*

"ARE YOU KIDDING? HAHAHA! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! NOOOOOOOOOO! You're so weird! You might eat my head or something."

He picked up his stuff and walked out laughing.

I couldn't stand it. I snapped. Every single girl MUST die. I took my big round Jonas Brothers pin, threw it… cutting off the heads of several girls and a few guys at once. I got my foot and crushed their heads. One by one they turned into hot chocolate powder. I licked the powder right off the ground. I could feel the prettyness boil to the top. This was it. I was going to get him. I chased after Drew, I could hear people screaming and I pushed past. He turned around to see what was going on and saw me charging after him, he dropped his book bag and ran for his life. I WASN'T going to let him escape me…. HE WAS MINE! Finally, after a couple minutes I pulled a snaggletooth and football tackled him from behind. I brought him down to the ground, chained him up and drug him back to my JoBro Cave. I went to chain him to a wall, and he escaped. He ran right into the road and threw himself in front of a car. I couldn't live. The love of my life had just killed himself. No more blogs, no more you tube videos, no more myspace, no more life. I felt the carrot enter my heart. This was the end.

KAYLA DIES, OH LAWD. OH MAI. THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOW ABLE TO LIVE IN PEACE, BUT THE MAJOR CANDY COMPANIES HAVE NOW LOST THE MAJORITY OF THEIR BUISNESS. ],: