Part 4

'Entry 106 - Catching You Up

Hm, well so much haz happened. Turns out Mr. Forest Green DIDN'T die and well lets just say im not so lucky. Im like a zombie thing. Andy Samberg and Seth Rogen will never want me now. I' over Mr. Forest Green. The last sex dream I had about him…the sex wasn't that good. That's probably a sign anyways. Now, with Andy Samberg, lets just say I'm On A Boat When I Jizz In My Pants. Hehe. Those are songs by him. I feel kinda of bad for killing those girls. But some things just needed to be done.. Maybe I'll kill Kevin Bacon next… hey grandpa just walked in with candy, KFC, 8 taco bell tacos and 3 super sized McDonald meals for me. Gotta eat!

~Peace and Love - Kayla Samberg Rogen Jonas Lockhart'

Since I've been back, well not really alive but almost alive, the school says I must start going back. I've been going to school, stuck in science with Kevin Bacon. Her hair is all red, it pisses me off cause ive already done that. Now she's trying to copy me. Bitch. Im starting to get C's. and because of that, grandpa has been taking me out to the movies. He always touches me weird… makes me wonder… I entered a letter to my real father to the school magazine and I know he won't read it but me makes me feel good to get it off my chest or make it feels good because I bull dozed about five tons of candy and food off my chest. Either way. Feels good.

After all what's happened to me, I really hate healthy food even more now -___- ___-

So, Kevin Bacon wrote that story about me. Turns out Mr. Forest Green aka Drew Johnson didn't die. It was some chick named Nikki Gill. She was getting tired of having best friends that looked like animals such as Koalas and Dinosaurs and STILL not be the prettiest one out of all of them and instead look like a boy. She was also tired of being called Drew Johnson on campus and in the hallways. So instead of getting plastic surgery and a boob job she decided to kill herself. She was the one I chased and threw herself in front of a car. Im starting to read this really kool story about a girl named Ebony Black though. It's what I want to be. It fits me so well right now. I think im going to try to become friends with the girl who wrote it… I think her name is Alicia Crosby I hear she has lice. But that's okay. Coz I don't wash my hair either so I probably have it too.

'Entry 125 - Sadz

Mom has filed for bank ruptcy and we're sailing our trailar and moving in with grandpa. I heard her talking on the phone to my ant about it and she said the main reason why was because the prices of candy bars have gone up and that's all I eat. So she spends the majority of her money on candy and because that makes me sick she spends the rest on the doctors. IM starting to become good friends with Alicia Crosby. She's the only true best friend I've ever had besides lexi hammonds. I think the neighbors just opened a candy bar… I can smell it… bye…

~Kayla Samberg Rogen Jonas Lockhart'

*When Jonas Brothers found out that Kyala came back to life, they all killed themselves. Which caused a mass suicide of tween girls. The world sounds better now, and all the major candy companies are all smiling again because Kayla wastes every last cent she has on candy. So that's one business that won't have to cut jobs or close down this year. :D YAYZ! SAVED!