********** JOFFREY **********
Ok... Joffrey thought to himself. I'm stuck in the past and Robert is dead... but my real father is alive. I must further the Stark family name with my neosperm and help Ned take the iron throne. Who is the best candidate for my wife? Ah... Lady Sansa...
Joffrey went to the place where he was when he fought the Butcher's boy.
There I am... I see myself walking with Sansa... I need to stop myself...
Joffrey slowly climbed down from the top of the tree that he was standing on.
"Lady Sansa!" He shouted. "You are with an impostor! I am the real Joffrey!"
"What on earth?!" other Joffrey said. "Go the fuck away you loser!"
But Joffrey did not listen, and plunged a dagger through the heart of his past self and watched as he bled out.
"My love..." Sansa said as Joffrey infected her with his neosperm. "I will give you a son and together we will take the iron throne for our father. BUT WAIT! You just killed your past self! Joffrey, won't you die?!"
"No, my queen." He said confidently. "That fucking loser of my past self is dead, and I have been reborn. Let us go." And they left.
********** THE HOUND **********
The Hound and The Mountain were singing and happy with eachother.
"Wait... don't we hate eachother?" The Mountain said.
"Oh yes that's right... someone is messing with time..." The Hound said.
"Well then prepare to for your doom!" The Mountain said.
Next chapter... Cleganebowl!