Author's Note-Hey everyone, a new week a new chapter. Yes, I am trying to do better at updating. But before we get to the new shiny chapter a quick thank to InfiniteHappiness, Saoirsewolf, BloodLily16, Fallen Angel 1243, and EverythingMath for being wonderful reviewers. You all rock!

Disclaimer- I do own Hetalia, Apple, or Fruit Ninja. Also, no fruits were harmed in the making of this story.

Fruit Ninja

America was having a hard time focusing. It didn't help that was the ninth time this week that Russia called him to rant about sanctions or Ukraine or the fact that the FAA hadn't warned commercial aircraft about flying over Ukraine or the US troops stationed in the Baltic States or the fact that Russia considered himself so much more superior to America (which of course was a complete joke in America's opinion). It didn't help that it was only Tuesday so all of those nine phone calls had happened in two days, often in the middle of the night. It didn't help that every time Russia opened up his mouth the country just seemed to drone on and on, but in the end the thing really distracted America was a loud thump/splat that kept on interrupting his phone call. America really did try to listen, but the splating sound that was occurring every three to five minutes was just so unique he just wanted to figure out what in the world was going on.

"…I am getting the idea that you are not listening to me comrade." Russia practically hissed on the other end on the phone.

"Actually Ivan, could we put this conversation on hold for a moment?" America asked then didn't bother waiting for an answer. "Thanks bud."

The Superpower promptly hung up on the other country and sagged back into his office chair. Russia could be pretty annoying sometimes and ever since the Crimea thing the nation seemed to be trying to throw the world back to the age of the Soviet Union. While America could think of a few aspects of the Cold War that he had actually enjoyed, a functional space program and going to the moon for example, he really wasn't interested in dealing with the whole loathing each other and a bunch of nuclear missiles point at his states. Unfortunately, the treats signed in the late 90's technically made the current Ukrainian crisis US business…which also unfortunately meant he actually had to answer Russia's phone calls instead of letting them straight to voicemail.

America's train of thought was once again interrupted by the strange thump/splat sound and the nation decided that international politics could wait until he figured out what was going on. It didn't take him long to determine the source of the noise. On the back lawn Maine, Tennessee, Idaho, and Kansas were standing around with America's sword collection on top of a pile fruit pieces. Before America could ask what was going on heard a noise from above.

"Pineapple coming down." Georgia hollered from the roof of the house before chucking a piece of fruit of the roof. On the way down Tennessee split it in half with a Japanese katana.

"What are you all doing?" The nation cleared his throat and asked. His words instantly struck panic in the eyes of the states who tried to hide their weapons and fruit behind their backs.

"Um…" Maine uttered, chewing on their lip as the other four states just looked guilty.

"Hey, you know what?" America said brightly with the grin of a Cheshire cat. "I think I still have a working Civil War era cannon in the shed. What would do you think a cannon ball would do to a watermelon?"

End Note- Don't try this at home. I doubt your parents, roommates, etc will be pleased with the mess.