Let Me Love You
Chapter Eleven
Two things happened when we got to school; one good, one bad. I'll start with the bad to so I can just get it over with.
Okay, okay, where to start? Oh right, we pulled into the parking lot of the school and as soon as Shane-insert glare-stepped out of the car, every head turned to face him (the school was already packed with immature teens because we were later then usual due to my family meeting Shane.
STUPID, MORONIC, IDIOTIC, DUMB FREAKING SHANE! God I hate him! HIM! The bastard that calls himself an actor! HIMHIM!..That's what I'll call him from now on! (He doesn't deserve a real name!)HIM [I give credit for that idea to ObsessedFan16, hope it was okay that I used it. I just thought it was freaking hilarious when I read your review, I was laughing my ass off, it was seriously too funny! xDI just want to...to...just to spit on his god damned designer shoes!(Not that mine weren't designer either) With animal blood! So it stainsMwahahahaha!
Whoa, whoa, whoa there Edward! Did you just cackle?
Oh.my.god, you did!
Okay, you're starting to lose it there, buddy. You're even letting the green eye monster get to you! You can't just be jealous, Bella's not even yours!
But I am! I can't help it! I'm god damned jealous I tell you, jealous!
Well you can go screw yourself because you can't do anything about it!
Ok, fine, you old prick.
You know what? You probably just need to go hunting and go drink yourself some mountain lion.
Yeah,hunting I haven't gone for a while now...
...HOLY.DAMN...DID...DID YOU...DID YOU JUST TALK TO YOURSELF?! DAMN IT, I DID!
Okay, okay chill out...did I just tell myself to chill out? I'd think I was just not feeling well but I already knew vampires can't get sick. Curses! Okay, I think I just might take an earlier planned hunting trip.
So I decided I'd take one before fifth period and skip, besides, skipping every once in a while was healthy.
...PSSH yea right, healthy, like you need health.
Oh.my.damn. There I go talking to myself again.
A little creeped out from myself, I snapped myself out of my thoughts and back to reality, in hopes I stopped this ridiculous conversation. With myself. Jeez...
So anyway, back to the real world.
Everyone was staring at Him; the girls drooling, the guys in awe. I couldn't believe it. Not one of them was jealous at the fact that he was with Bella or that Bella was with him, and it was obvious they knew due to them holding hands right about now. Not one! In fact, just to get even more on my nerves, all their thoughts centered on how perfect of a couple they were. How pathetic was I?
When it used to just be me and Bella just being seen together as FRIENDS, each gender was envious of their same towards Bella and me.
It was like the world was against me.
...WHY, GOD, WHY?!
"...Why what?" shocked and slightly scared, I slowly turned my head facing downward, realizing my face was directed upward into the sky, to Bella who spoke.
Her facial features were extremely confused and then noticed everyone, including the humans, had turned their attention to me with the same expression, and some slightly frightened as well.
Oh god, don't tell me I said that out loud...
But judging from everyone's expression and thoughts, luck was not on my side. Great.
"Why..." I racked through my brain quickly at an un-godly speed, "did I forget my English paper on my desk? It was due today and I've been working hours on it last night. Heh heh heh." I laughed it off at the end as enthusiastically as I could (which was not very) while rubbing the back of my neck nervously.
"But you don't have En-mmmuuhmm!" I covered Alice's mouth in mid-sentence before she could let everyone know I didn't even have English homework for a couple weeks now.
"Right Alice?" I forcedly shook her head up and down, nodding, with my hand that was still clutched to her pixie mouth.
"Oh..kay...but we don't have any English homework, Edward." Bella raised a perfect eyebrow at me.
"Oh, Mrs. Owen offered it to me when I asked if I could do any extra assignments more complicated just to give me something to do when I'm bored at home." I shrugged nonchalantly. Great Edward, you're almost as smooth as a baby's bottom! Could you be any more obvious?
Bella gave me a suspicious look but thankfully didn't press of the topic anymore. "Well Shane and I are just going to head to the cafe to get me some breakfast. Good luck with your paper, Edward." Bella waved and Him lead her to the cafeteria holding her hand as I couldn't help but glare at it, trying to will laser beams to shoot out of my eyes and burnHim's hand off so I wouldn't have to worry about their holding hands.
The good thing out of this was that Lauren thought they were a perfect couple as well, but still decided to openly flirt to Him in front of Bella.
"Oh,hey Shane," she said in her nasally voice, "I'm Lauren Mallory, and I absolutely love your movies! You are like, such a good actor, oh have you been like working out? Cause I can like practically see like your amazing muscles through yo—AHH!!" she didn't get to finish before Bella started getting pissed off and annoyed that she just went behind Lauren, without her noticing since she was too busy checking Him out, and –SNAP- she gave Lauren a full-on wedgy. If you thought that was funny, then you should also acknowledge that the 'snap' was from Lauren's G-string snapping off, so basically it ended up snapping and falling through her belt of a skirt from Bella's accidental use of too much strength, since she forgot that Lauren was enough of a slut to wear something like that.
"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA", "OMG WHAT A SLUT!", "EWWWWW, MY EYES!", "WOW, THAT IS SAD!" and the classic "WHAT A LOSER!" could be heard throughout the town as everyone saw Lauren's embarrassment broadcast in front of the whole student body, while she ran to the nearest bathroom to hide and cry her make-up drowned eyes out. And for the towns people that haven't seen it, I'm sure they eventually will considering there were 5 people filming the whole scene with their video cameras and at least 17 with their camera phones all thinking along the lines of a 'Kodak moment'.
God bless today's technology, I can't wait to see this up on Youtube.
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I updated:D hehe sorry, I decided to change what I had previously for this this chapter instead of just redoing it (which I admit I didn't start on till this weekend -please refrain from throwing rocks at me-. I know this chapter is a pretty big change from the last couple slightly depressing chapters (well I thought they were pretty depressing) and I just felt too happy to continue on with it while I was typing this (which was why I decided to change this chapter), so I added some humour here and there and TADA!
PS: THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ALL READERS...okay not that important but it's important if you want an update xD. So I have the next chapter all ready and done. The catch? I want 20 wonderful (okay, it doesn't have to be wonderful, I just want them xD) reviews before I post it up (btw, I don't mind waiting for them to come) MWAHAHAHA! Aren't I evil or what? Hence the 'lildevil' in my username :D
Anyway, imma go now, I will enjoy seeing how many people really want me to update soon xD C ya!