Author's Note- Hi everyone. New week new story, today we play with a pair of America's twins. I hope that you will enjoy it. But before we get to the meat of the story a quick shout out to WhatUpMyPeeps, Silver Crossbow, and saoirsewolf for being wonderful reviewers.
Disclaimer- I do not own Hetalia, apple, or talk in my sleep.
Sleep Talk Recorder
Only about three percent of the US population was born as a twin, but still somehow the United States of America managed to have two pairs of fraternal twins. Out of the two sets of twins the Dakotas always seemed to get along the best. Despite the fact that North Dakota, he was nearly always at his southern sister's side, keeping pace with her steps. Even when America arranged for the two states to have their own rooms to sleep in North Dakota would always be found curled up on the floor near the foot of South Dakota's bed by morning. From the outside the siblings appeared to be the best of friends. If the two argued, no one ever saw it.
The Carolinas were a completely different story. The twinned states actually seemed like they enjoyed arguing. It was not uncommon at family gatherings for the everyday conversations to be interrupted by North Carolina's bell like soprano ranting about how her southern brother could manage to pack his underwear properly, or South Carolina's tenor complaining about how his nosy northern sister was a complete failure when it came to making cornbread. Normally these types of arguments fell on the deaf ears of their other siblings. After all, none of these arguments were anything new. But today Georgia had a particularly short fuse.
"Could you two just shut up?" The Peach State groaned. "No one really cares."
"But North Carolina totally snores and it keeps me up at night." South Carolina whined.
"You're the one who snores." North Carolina replied snippily.
"No you're the…." South Carolina tried to counter until Georgia interrupted him.
"You know what? We are going to do an experiment. North Carolina you will sleep on one side of the house and South Carolina you will sleep on the other. We will put your iPad's on the bedside tables and we will record you through the night. That way we will be able to tell you for sure who snores and who doesn't."
That night the Carolina slept on opposite sides of the house, convinced that they were they didn't snore. The next morning, bright and early, the twins discovered the truth. In reality they both snored…and according to the time stamps of the recording they did it in unison…For the first time in a long while, both states were completely speechless.
End Note- Has anyone ever tell you that you snore? lol