Truth or dare with the pack

Chapter 2

Jacob's POV

"Dare" Sam replied, trying to look brave but you could see the fear right threw him.

"YES! MWAHAHAHAHA!" everyone stared at me like I was crazy.

"What?" Okay maybe I was a little right now but I needed revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge. Drool

"Um Jake, why are you drooling?" Bella asked wearily. Oh right.

"Oh sorry, just thinking…"

"Man just spit it out already" Paul interrupted.

"Okay, Okay" I raised my hands up in surrender.

"Sam, I dare you to go to the high school naked, and then piss, 'suck my balls' at the entrance way"

Sam stared wide-eyed there for a few seconds and the unbelievable happened. BOOM He fainted.

"Well so much for being brave…" Jared muttered.

"Great now what do we do?" Embry intercepted, trying to slap him awake. Red marks were forming on his cheeks now.

"Um…I think you should stop now, its obviously not working" I said.

"Right sorry just trying"

"SAM, WAKE THE HELL UP!!" I yelled. No use. I sighed.

"How about we dump a bucket of ice cold water on him?" Bella suggested, giggling, obviously picturing it in her head.

"Good idea" Paul commented, as he went to go get some.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" we heard a high pitched girl's scream.

We all ran into the kitchen to find Paul on the counter still screaming, pointing in the bucket on the ground. I went to pick it up and found a measly little spider in it.

"Oh come on. You're a guy WITH the ability to turn into a humungous werewolf that kills murderous vampires and you're scared of a little spider?" Bella pointed out while walking to the bucket, dumping the spider on the floor and stepping on it.

"There, all better?" she said in a baby voice like and adult talking to a little kid.

"Yes" Paul looked down embarrassed and blushed tomato red.

We quickly filled the bucket with freezing cold water and added all the ice cubes we could find in the freezer. We then ran back into the living room and dragged him outside (don't want to get in trouble for soaking the whole living room) and I poured all the water and ice on Sam.

"AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?" he screamed. We all burst into laughter and were leaning on each other for support.

Sam glared at us and then noticed his cheeks, "Hey, why do my cheeks burn?"

"Oh yeah, sorry about that heh" Embry whispered, blushing scarlet.

"Anywaaaaays, time for your dare" Bella sang happily with a huge smile plastered on her face just like the ones on all the rest of our faces.

Sam groaned and got up.

"But I don't even have to go to the bathroom?" Sam told.

"Well you know what that means" Jared smiled wickedly. We all looked at him while he next shouted,

"CHUGGING TIME!" we all snickered while Bella had a confused expression. I smiled.

"You'll see" and with that we walked back into the house while I grabbed cans of iced-tea (because they make you go really bad if you drink a lot) and handed them to Sam. He opened the first one wearily and started drinking.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG" everyone chorused while Bella made an O shape on her lips and started laughing at how idiotic this was. When he was done I said,

"Let's go" and we left for the car.

After about a minute minimum Sam started holding his crotch.

"Come on guys can we go any faster?!?! I REALLY REALLY have to go NOW!"

We snorted and I stepped on the gas.

We got there quicker now which only made it better for us. We walked to the high school entrance; well more like ran since Sam was trying not too piss-in his pants. (A/N okay iunno what the high school in La posh is called) When we got there, and Sam was about to strip, he looked back at me with pleading eyes. I just chuckled and shook my head.

"Go on" I said motioning my hand for him to do it.

Quickly but unwillingly he took off his clothes while Bella was giggling and holding out her hand to cover unwanted areas to be seen from her view.

He then quickly started pissing the words, 'suck my balls' while we were hollering with laughter. And as if on cue the janitor walked out and stared at us in shock.

"HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" he yelled as Sam grabbed his clothes and I picked up Bella and we all, well except for Bella because I couldn't risk her being clumsy right now and tripping, and ran for the car while Sam was still pulling on his boxers while running.

"WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO SUCK YOUR BALLS! COME BACK! I'M SO LONELY, PLEASE!"

"HOLY SHIT STICKS! HURRY UP" Bella screamed into my ear and we ran even faster.

I was surprised Sam didn't trip considering how fast we were running. We jumped into the car without a second looking back as the janitor was running after us. I slammed on the gas as the rubber from the tires squealed and burned from the sudden need for speed. When we were moving we boomed with laughter again. God, we were laughing so much today that I'm surprised none of us are dead from lack of air yet.

When we got back we were still laughing. Seriously; I'm really taken aback that none of us are dead yet.

Sam finally came to his senses enough and asked the obvious.

"Jared, truth or dare?"

k sorry i had this done for a while but i didn't really get around to this up earlier, I had a busy looong weekend. I'll try to finish the next chappy tonight but no promises cuz i still have to pack cuz i didnt even start yet hehe, but i won't be able to post it up til like Friday earliest because I have to leave for my grad trip to Ottawa toworrow. Sowwy '(. If it's not up by then, then I'll have it up on Saturday latest, I promise, so don't hate me pwease but if i get atleast 10 reviews when I'm back, then I'll post chap 3 on Friday for sure, deal? k good )

buh bye till next time D