Truth or dare with the pack
Chapter 4
Jared's POV
"Dare" Paul, said. YES. I thought on how bad I could make this. Just as I was thinking, Bella's cell rang.
Bella's POV
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hey Bella. It's Edward. I just want to let you know that me and my family came back early and I was wondering where you were because I came to your house but your not there" Edward replied warily.
"Oh! Don't worry I'm just hanging out with Jacob and them. They apologized so we're friends again" I squealed cheerfully.
"…" THUMP
"Hello?"
some noises "Hey, sorry dropped the phone" he said in obvious shock.
"Oh...Kay…"
"Bella, if you're going to be hanging with a bunch of dogs, then you should make sure I'm there. You know they can lose control easily!" Edward panicked.
"Don't worry Edward, they have total control. We're just playing truth or dare. Besides, you wouldn't be able to stand the stench.
"HEY!!" the pack yelled in disagreement.
"Shut up, you know what I mean"
"What was that?" Edward asked.
"Oh just the pack"
"C'mon Bella. It's not safe. Just let me come over there and watch you at least PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE"
"Nope"
"PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWPE"
"PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!! If you could see me right now, I'm on my knees"
"Nu-uh"
"Fine, but I'm making Alice check on the future the whole time" Edward huffed.
"Fank you" I smiled triumphantly.
"Would be easier if I could just dazzle her in person" he mumbled.
"HEY! I heard that!"
"Heard what?" he asked innocently.
"You know what I'm talking about! Don't go acting innocent on me Mr.Pussy!"
"Mr.Pussy? Where'd that come from?"
"Your mom"
"Wha-" and I shut my phone.
"Think of anything yet?" I asked Jared. Everyone just stared at me cracking smiles, trying not to laugh. One look at Jared's face caused me to giggle when I really looked at his face.
Jared's POV
It was hard not to laugh. Since we have sensitive hearing, we heard the whole conversation. Then all of a sudden Bella asked me if I thought of a dare and started giggling. Everyone looked at me and snickered.
"What?" I asked, confused.
"Nothing" They all said quickly. Too quickly. I eyed them suspiciously and I noticed them all blocking their minds but ignored it.
"What was that all about?" Jacob asked pretending he didn't know anything, trying to change the subject.
"Edward and his family are back early and Edward being Edward was going all protective on me again. I swear, I don't get to do anything without him around. I mean I don't mind or anything but I haven't seen you guys in like FOREVER. So enough with that and Jared for the sec time –and don't make me ask a third time- did you think of a dare yet?"
"Um…" Then I thought about the dare again, and a light bulb went off in my head.
"I dare you to kiss one of those leech girls" I told Paul.
He stared back at me wide-eyed with disgust and shock written all over his face.
"HEY! They are not leeches! You guys better stop calling them that unless you guys want me to call you mutts for the rest of your life!" Bella yelled. That snapped Paul out of his state. We all stared at her. It's very surprising how much someone so small can do, especially when it's to a pack of werewolves twice her size.
"ARE YOU FRIGGEN SERIOUS?!?! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! PLEASE ANYONE BUT THEM!! ANYONE"
"Anyone huh?"
"YES!"
"How about, that janitor back at the school?"
"OkaynevermindItakeitback." He responded quickly. I smirked.
"So which one are you going to choose?"
"Which one isn't with the huge guy? I'd rather fight a smaller one if I had to. I mean you guys wouldn't even help me. You'd probably be too busy laughing your heads off to even think of that."
"True" We all agreed. He groaned.
"Alice. The small pixie-like one" Bella answered happily.
"Okay…" Paul agreed, totally grossed out, might I add. He looked like he was about to throw up just at the thought.
We decided to run so we could let Paul clear his mind better and not puke on us. Plus after leaving we would have to help clear ourselves of the nasty smell coming from the lee- I mean vampires. Bella just rode on Jacob's back when we were going. Maybe we should've brought the car instead. She looked a little queasy herself. Probably not used to going so fast.
"Can you guys slow down? Unless you want puke all over you" Bella groaned. Yep.
"We're almost there anyways. Calm down" Embry replied.
"Easy for you to say, you're freaks of nature" she mumbled.
"HEY!"
"Oh shut up. I was just joking, unless you guys want to be part of the Pussy family which includes a so called leech as you would put it" We call shut up immediately.
When we got there, we changed back to our normal forms. We went to the doorstep and right when Paul was about to knock, the door opened quickly and, WHAM. Paul fell back to the ground holding his now bloody nose.
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" The small vampire that Bella had called, Alice screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL! OW!" Paul yelped in pain.
"I know what you were going to do! I had a vision if you forgot I could see the future!"
"God, she hits hard for such a tiny person" Sam mumbled. Alice turned and glared daggers at him and he shut up. If looks could kill, I thought. Then Sam turned to me and glared hard, obviously reading my mind.
Everyone started laughing at us then.
BPOV
"BELLA!" I heard a voice that was far too familiar. Edward's. He ran towards me and hugged me so tight; I was surprised he didn't break my bones yet.
"Can't…breathe…AH…"
"Sorry" and he put me down. I was then sucking in air like a vacuum. He was giving me a very apologetic look, but I was too breathless still to say its fine.
He then turned too look at the pack with disgust and out of nowhere, started laughing. Everyone looked at him and then looked in the direction he was looking at and we all started bursting into laughter as me and the pack remembered what was so funny.
Jared's POV
Wow he's hot for a lee-vampire, I thought as I looked at the one known as Edward. He then looked at me with fear and disgust. The guys just looked at me with disgust as they read my mind. Then out of nowhere Edward started laughing like a maniac.
They all looked at me and burst into laughter. What's so funny?
"Why is there chocolate ice-cream on your face?" Edward asked me.
"What?" I was confused. Then I remembered. It was from being depressed. I blushed, tomato red and wiped it off my mouth. They were still laughing and I was getting pissed. Geeze it wasn't that funny.
"Yes it was" The guys and Edward replied. Wait. Edward? I looked at him even more confused. Oh right. Bella told us he could read minds. SHIT! No wonder he was looking at me like that. SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!! He only started laughing even harder. Bella looked at me and then to Edward, then back to me, totally confused. He just whispered something to her, even thought it was obvious that he was telling her what I thought. She started giggling and then gave me a look like saying 'sorry but he's mine'. I groaned in annoyance and unbelievable embarrassment. At least Paul's nose is broken.
"Beotch" Paul whispered.
"Oh no you di-nt" I turned to him and slapped him. Then he slapped me back and soon we were slapping each others hands like crazy.
"Are you gay now too, Paul?"(A/N I have nothing against gays –well except for this total asshole in my class that's gay- but it's just too funny when guys act like girls) Bella giggled. Paul stopped quickly after that.
"Hey? Why don't we all play truth or dare together, since Edward's not going to let me go anywhere now?"
"Fine, but only outside. The stink isn't so bad out hear" Jacob said.
Alice and Edward glared at him but we all agreed.
"Okay just let me call the others" the pixie said.
"ROSALIE! EMMET! JASPER! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!" and three more vampires joined us. Joy.
They looked at us, then to Alice and back to us. Alice just signed and told them they had to play unless they wanted 3 hour make-over's each. They agreed to play quickly.
"Bella, truth or dare?" Paul asked in pain, since his nose was still broken. It wasn't bleeding as bad wince its healing but it still looked pukalicious
"WHAT?!?!" she shrieked
"It was you idea of playing this game, now, truth or dare?"
"Fine, um…"
Okay, DONE ANOTHER CHAPTER!! DUN DUN DUN!!!! Sorry I didn't post it yesterday. I wanted to add more so it's longer than the rest of the chapters. A little. Meh, at least it's longer, SO REVIEW D. I'll try to update Friday. If not, then Saturday for sure.
PS: I added the Cullen's in this so it's more exciting/funny since one of the reviewers suggested it. I was thinking about it but wasn't sure but I couldn't resist. I love humor. I'm practically addicted considering I get high and laugh my ass off pretty much everyday.
Cheerio 4 now ;)