Truth or dare with the pack
Chapter 5
Edward's POV
Oh dear god, please, PLEASE say truth, I thought while crossing my fingers behind my back secretly praying in my mind.
Bella's POV
Hm…should I pick truth or dare? I'm scared to pick dare, knowing what could happen to me but if I chose truth, everyone would just think I'm the same innocent human girl.
"Dare" I said proudly.
Everyone looked at me in shock, like I had another head, one thick eyebrow, a missing leg, four arms, demented horns growing out of my skull, a hairy mole, bucked teeth, a bald head- okay I can go on forever but you get the point.
"What?" I asked innocently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BELLA ARE YOU INSANE?!?!" Edward screamed.
"Pfft No. Don't worry Mr.Pussyballs" (A/N haha I made that nickname up for this fag in my class, it makes me and my friends laugh our asses off every time we say it)
"Mr.Pussyballs?"
"Yeah, you're starting to annoy me right now, and that's hard for someone like you to do, soooooo I added to your new nickname" he looked a bit hurt but then composed himself.
"Sorry" he murmured like he was a scolded child. Everyone just laughed at us for our little talk. I personally didn't like talking to him like this but he was REALLY starting to piss me off! He then pulled me into a hug and I melted.
"A-hem!" Everyone reminded us, pulled us back into the real world. Woops, my bad. I pulled away and Edward and he just growled at her and shot her a death glare. I giggled and smiled.
"Good. Now, what's my dare Paul?" I remembered when I was out of my 'dazzled' state.
Paul's POV
I thought carefully about what I should dare Bella to do. I mean, this was finally going to be some payback! My nose doesn't hurt much anymore since it healed but man, did it hurt when that leech punched me. Then, BINGO I got it. Edward gave me a menacing look, probably because he heard what I was going do it Bella. I just snickered and said,
"I dare you to sing 'Barbie girl', dress up in a skanky outfit and do a dance routine to it at the mall" I smiled from ear to ear.
Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she was unconscious. Geez, what's with all the fainting today? Her so called 'boyfriend' caught her and then, I didn't know it was possible, but he turned a deep red from rage.
"OMFG! YOU ASSHOLE! YOU KILLED HER! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU THINK WE'RE THE MONSTERS?!?! I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR TESTICLES AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM AN-" I cut him off.
"Chill dude, she just fainted. If you actually had any brains, you'd listen to her still breathing and notice her heart's still beating" he shot dagger glares at me, probably because I made her faint. Meh, oh well.
"So…what are we going to do now?" The big guy, I think his name was Emmy, no Eggit? No what kind of name was that. Empy? Eppet? Emmet? EMMET! Oh yeah right, asked, breaking away Edward's murdering thoughts away from me.
"She'll wake up in a couple of minutes. I'll just take her upstairs to change and do her hair and make up and then teach her a routine when she wakes up" The pixie-like one informed grinning like a psychotic mental person. Wonder why? Oh yeah! She's a leech! I thought sarcastically. Edward started giving me glares again and I just shrugged my shoulders innocently.
Bella POV
I woke up, slowly not remembering how I got in Alice's room.
"BELLA!" I shrieked and jumped two feet in the air and the obvious; I fell flat on my face.
"Ow…"I grumbled.
"Time to learn your dance" she chirped. Reality came crashing down on me and Alice noticed my horror struck face.
"I suggest you don't look in the mirror then" That only made me cringe. I slowly and cautiously made my way to the mirror.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALICEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was smoldered in pink eye shadow and lip-gloss, black eyeliner and mascara, blush, curled hair at the bottom and on top of that, a REALLY short and poofy pink skirt, pink REALLY short spaghetti strap shirt that showed half my stomach and WAY too much cleavage if you ask me, and four inch stilettos. Great. Just, great. I'm going to dance, wearing death trap contraptions on my feet, with my all mighty clumsiness.
"Well Paul DID say you had to dress skanky…" Alice muttered, knowing full well she over did it. WAY over it. I glared at her and she winced.
"Oh come on. Look on the bright side. Uh…you…are…uh…you…" Alice stuttered. Again with the daggers I shoot at her.
"If I wanted to look like a hooker, then I would've-" she cut me off.
"If we hurry up with your routine, I'll give you smaller heels" she made an offer with me.
"Fine. How much smaller?" I asked/huffed.
"Three"
"One"
"Three"
"Zero"
"Two is my final offer"
"Fine"
And with that, she started teaching me this routine. My god! I'm sorry. More like pole/lap/whore/What you McCall it dance. I couldn't believe I was actually going to do this. I'm going to have to take one long hot bath after this because I'm going to feel disgustingly dirty. DAMMIT I SHOULD'VE JUST STUCK WITH TRUTH! I mentally slapped myself for being so stupid. When I finally remembered the routine we went downstairs and back outside.
Edwards POV
I heard Alice bringing Bella back down so we could go. When she came outside I stopped breathing. She looked so…so…okay words can't describe how good she looked.
Damn Bella looks hot; I heard…Paul? Oh. My. Freaking. God. HE DID NOT JUST THINK THAT! And before I could think twice WHAM/CRACK and I punched him right in the nose like Alice had and no doubtingly broke it…again. He fell back and surprisingly, no one noticed because they were still staring at Bella, shocked with wide eyes and jaws dropped. I then looked at Bella again and she blushed. My breath caught once again but I couldn't look away this time. Well until I noticed Bella staring at me with wide-eyes. Well not just at me but AT me. I looked down to where her eyes were and realized something utterly, utterly embarrassing; I was getting a FLIPPING BONER JUST LOOKING AT HER!
Good thing everyone's still staring at her, I thought before I ran behind her, holding her and pretending I was just holding her for because I wanted to since she's my girlfriend instead of letting everyone know I was just using her to hide…uh…myself.
"WelluhBellaIthinkweshouldgetgoingdon'tyou?" I blurted trying to hurry so I could hide in the safety of my car. She turned her head to me, but I held onto her shoulders so her body couldn't move anywhere, and stared at me with wide and confused eyes. She quickly got was I was getting at and said,
"Um…yeah. Let's go" She giggled holding her mouth closed. Everyone just looked at her.
"What's so funny?" Rosalie asked, annoyed.
"NOTHING" Bella shouted by accident with wide eyes and clamped her mouth shut immediately.
I know what's going on you know? Jasper thought. DAMN HIM AND HIS DAMN POWER! I glared at him like I was saying 'if you tell ANYONE I'm going to end your existence'. He just grinned at me.
"HEY! I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW?!? BLEEDING AND ALL!" Paul shouted, holding his nose and talking like he was some nerd that had nasal problems but I ignored it and took this as our advantage to escape. I picked Bella up and ran her to my car at vampire speed before anyone would realize what was happening to me. I don't think I've ran so fast in my life.
Once we were in the car, I sighed with relief. Well, my relief was soon turned into embarrassment once Bella started talking.
"What was that all about?" She teased, knowing exactly what happened to me.
"You already know what happened" I semi-glared at her. She just burst out laughing.
"Who knew I could do that to THE Edward Cullen?"
"Yes, who knew" I said sarcastically. I'm surprised she doesn't know that she has a much bigger affect on me then I do on her. I just take advantage of it more since I know how.
Once we got to the mall, we waited inside for the rest of them to come. Okay, I'm lying. I dragged Bella inside with her kicking and screaming like a very tempered little kid and protesting. People were staring but she still didn't care. She didn't want to be seen in this state and it was obvious. When I sat her down on the stage in the food-court she crossed her arms over her chest and pouted. I couldn't help but notice how much she…cleavage was sticking out when she did that. Don't get me wrong she looked adorable but…Oh. Dear. God. IT'S HAPPENING TO ME AGAIN! (A/N k I know he's turning into a perv sorry, but I just think whenever that happens to him, its flipping hilarious even though he's not really like that hehe) I looked away quickly pretending to look to see if the others were here yet. Thank god they were because I instantly calmed.
Jasper snickered at me again while sent him a vicious glower. Bella groaned next to me when she noticed everyone was here.
Bella POV
"Wait. Who's going to be singing Ken's part?"
"Edward will" Alice chirped.
"WHAT?!?!"
"Well unless you want someone say, like, well I don't know, Jake to help Bel-" He didn't let her finish.
"OKAY FINE!" he climbed on stage and helped pull me up.
Alice went to the tech crew and put the song on. Alice handed up both headset microphones and once the music started playing, everyone and when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE was staring. I blushed a crimson red. This is going to be the most humiliating this ever. Well here goes nothing, I thought.
"Barbie Girl" - Aqua
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
When we were done, everyone was gawking at first and then to my surprise, there was a loud cheer and lots of whistling. Especially from the guys which Edward noticed and started a lot of glaring while grabbing onto my waist, probably read their minds too, and kissing me long and hard in front of everyone. Yep. Defiantly the most embarrassing ever.
When he pulled away, he grabbed me and jumped down. As soon as we were on the ground, I buried my face in his shirt. I was about to cry humiliation.
"HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS AMAZING!" Everyone shouted.
"I know! Since when did you sing?" Paul said, kind of pissed because he thought that didn't embarrassment. Oh was he wrong.
"You can sing and you never told me? I thought we were best friends!" exclaimed Alice.
"I didn't know" I mumbled into Edward's shirt.
"Well I think that for a reward, that we should go-" I cut Alice off because I knew where she was heading with this.
"No, Alice. No shopping. I've been through enough torture and IT'S MY TURN TO ASK TRUTH OR DARE!" I spat.
"Fine, but I'll get you eventually you know"
We headed back to the Cullen mansion after that nightmare come true. Eh. At least I didn't puke from fright.
"So…Jasper, truth or dare?"
Okay sorry I didn't post this up yesterday or Friday like I said. I was kinda busy this week. Well, more lazy then busy hehe. I actually had this done yesterday but it was night and no one's on at night so they wouldn't be able to review or at least not many would review so yeah. Since I couldn't get this in earlier, I made it nice and long 2, 300 words of gold. Loll jkz but yeah 2, 300 words long, 7 and a lil itsy bit pages long D. SO REVIEW LOTS! And it would also help if anyone has any ideas for the future truth or dares thing cuz I'm running out of ideas. Sometimes, it takes me hours to write a chapter cuz I'm mostly sitting there thinking so if your funny and you have any hilarious ideas then tell me in a review plz!! AND the reason I didn't write much in Paul's POV is cuz I didn't really know what to write and I don't actually really like Paul either. He's too mean. He needs a spanking loll jkz but yeah, he's still mean.
PS: Sorry I don't know when's the next time I'm going to update cuz I'm starting to get more and more homework. Weird huh? It's like end of the year practically too. I have like this scrapbook crap I hafta make from my Ottawa trip, science project, French write up for the Ottawa trip, Fun fair at school on Wednesday and w/e else I forgot and have coming next. I'll try to update in a couple of days but I can't promise anything. Sowwy. If I can't make it early then I'll try to make my next chapter nice and long like this one. Okily dokily? P Kay good.
PSSS: If you look in my profile, I posted or at least tried to post, the links to the closest thing to Bella's outfit and dance. I said CLOSEST not exact so use your imagination. Hehe k imma go now.
Until next time,
BUY BYEEE D