Truth or dare with the pack
Chapter 6
Bella POV
Edward kept staring at me the whole time with…lust?!, and I was blushing like mad.
"Kay just wait a sec." and I grabbed Alice's hand and ran full speed up the stairs, which surprisingly, I didn't trip once.
She giggled and caught what I was getting at and quickly changed me into another outfit before I could blink. I was now in a lace tank and a skirt that went up to my knees. Oh well, better then that…was that even really an outfit? Seriously. Then we were back outside and I was sitting on the porch. Alice being Alice was jumping up and down in excitement.
"So have you picked yet?" I smiled wickedly.
Jasper's POV
My god. Who knew Bella could be so evil? I could feel it radiating off of her. Literally. Better choose the easy way out.
"Truth" I answered. She frowned for a split second before becoming deep in thought.
Bella POV
DAMMIT!
"Chicken!"
"What?!?! I am not!"
"Pssh. My ass" he just crossed his arms and pouted, while the werewolves started making chicken noises and flapping their arms. Jasper stuck his tongue out
Anyway, I better make the question really, REALLY good then. I thought long and hard about it. Then, BING I got an idea.
"Okay" I smiled. "What were you doing last night?" I asked
Flashback
I was over at Edward's house. While I was walking from the bathroom, back to Edward's room, I passed Alice and Jasper's room. There was music playing, them making some kind of noise, Jasper quickly came out of the room and slammed the door shut behind him and leaned against it closing his eyes and sighing in relief. I looked at him with a confused face because…well…he was wearing a feather scarf and was in a sequin dress. I know. It scared the shit out of me too when I saw him.
"Ahem" I coughed. He opened his eyes with shock and fear.
"Um…what are you wearing?" Just then Edward was by my side and smirking at him.
"Come on Bella. It's nothing important" and dragged me back to his room before I could protest.
End of flashback
He turned pale. Really, pale. You would think it was impossible since his skins already a paper white.
"I, uh…um…"
"You what?" I giggled. He hesitated, thinking.
"I was…doing things with Alice?"
"What things?" I was getting impatient.
"Uh…making love?" Alice whacked him on the head. I snorted.
"Oh just tell them already" she scolded. He glared at her and groaned.
"But I dun wannaaa!" he whined. It surprised me how much he sounded like a four year old. Alice glared right back at him.
He sighed, knowing he would have to tell me now. She smirked.
"Okay fine. Alice was making me be a super model in her pretend fashion show since Edward (he started glaring bullets at Edward now) wouldn't let her take you" I knew if he could've, he would've blushed redder then I ever did. And that's saying something. Everyone stared at him shocked. Well, for maybe for about five seconds before everyone started booming with laughter, to the point where they were rolling on the ground and trying desperately to breathe. Let me remind you that it's always wet and damp so we were ALL covered in mud. I just noticed Paul's nose was still bleeding and blood was coming out but I couldn't pull myself enough to care since I was focusing on breathing, but that was so worth it. I mean come on. Since when do guys pretend to be female supermodels for their wife? Man…and I thought I had it bad.
After about four minutes, everyone composed themselves enough to stand on two feet, without having to lean on anything. There were still a few snickers but other then that we were okay. Jasper was still glaring at us, with all he had.
"You forgot about the pictures" Edward added in. Jasper punched him in the arm and he went flying.
"HEY! I could've hurt Bella if I didn't let go of her fast enough!" Edward punched him back. Then they were on the ground wrestling and punching each other rather hard.
"OH YEAH! I HAVE PICTURES OF ALLLL THE OUFITS IF YOU GUYS WANNA SEE!" Alice squealed, not even bothering to pretend to notice the fight going on.
"OH.DEAR.GOD. SINCE WHEN DID YOU TAKE PICTURES?!?!!?" Jasper screamed while giving a swing at Edward, which he ducked. Thank god.
"I had a camera hidden behind the bed" Alice grinned from ear to ear. You would think it would hurt from smiling so much. He stopped and jumped up immediately.
"OMFG! IF YOU SHOW THEM, I'M FILING FOR A DIVORCE!" he screamed. And he was tackled into the ground again by none other than Edward.
"Pssh. I know you don't mean that. I can see the future, remember silly?" And she ran into the house, only to be back with a photo album in her hands. She handed it to us. If you haven't seen these pictures, you don't know the definition of scary. There were at least two hundred pictures of him in different outfits and poses. There were some where he was in a tube top and micro mini skirt, some where he was in a wedding gown, some where he was wearing wigs, some where he was posing for…intimate wear …shivers, and a whole lot more AND, he was wearing tons and tons of make up in ALL of them.
Right now, everyone looked like mud monsters. Well at least Edward stopped the, beating the crap out of each other thing. He was concentrating too much on trying to act calm, which did no use. It was just too funny. But then I noticed something about all of the pictures. It actually looked like he…was posing with confidence like he was enjoying this…
"Jasper? Why does it look like you're liking wearing those outfits and posing?"
"Err…I don't know what you mean! It was uh…torture! Hell I tell you! Nothing I've ever gone through before! I hated it! Hated it, hated it hated-"
"He's lying. He actually took pleasure in it" Edward cut in smirking. Okay now it was going to take days to clean all the mud off of us.
"Man, we shouldn't worry about you blood-vampires killing people anymore. You already have it bad enough" Jacob choked through laughs. Ha! I was laughing so much I completely forgot that Jacob and them were still there.
"Yeah" the whole pack agreed in unison.
Jasper just groaned and started banging his head on the wall of the house. (ThumpThumpThumpThumpCrack
"Shit" he cursed under his breath. We just laughed even harder at how he just cracked the house. Just then Esme came running out of the house.
"JASPER! Fix this immediately! I will not have you ruin the house, just because you're a little embarrassed"
"Yes mom" he looked down ashamed and over the cliff, embarrassed. She walked back inside and everyone yelled out,
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMAS BOY GOTS IT BAD!" and we were roaring in laughter once again. We were laughing so hard and rolling around so much, I actually choked on some mud. One word. EW.
"Calm down Bella" Edward chuckled while patting my back. He held me to try and help calm me down. It worked…kinda… After an immeasurable amount of time I was able to breathe again. We didn't even realize Jasper fixed the crack in the wall already. Oopsidoodle. He gave us a really ugly look and we all just smiled innocently. Paul and Jared snickered a little and Jasper just snatched the album away from us and threw it in the fire. HEY! Where did that fire spot come from? I looked at his confused. He just smirked evilly. Okay…maybe I don't wanna know. I thought he was going to do something insane to this point but he surprised me. He walked up to me and asked,
"Who's the mut-guy over there" whispered and pointed to one of the pack members.
"Embry?"
"Yeah" he said "Embry, truth or dare?"
Okay, so this chapter wasn't very long or funny. Well in my opinion anyway. I was really busy this week and it was freaking hot so I'd be sitting in my house cooling down most of the time whenever I could. Sorry but I'm running out of ideas! Seriously! So if any of you could give me any suggestions, message me. PLZ! I can't think when I'm stressed and I have like this whole crap with my social life and homework. So yeah if any of you could help, it'd be great AND I'd update sooner too D
PS: Vote. Should I change my title? Cuz I kinda think its gay, but I'm not good with titles or naming things so yeah. If you have any ideas for a better title, you can also message me ) I was gonna put an authors note up for this but I hate them, their a real piss off so I didn't wanna do that so I just waited till my next chappy. Sooooo…
Until next time (iunno when next time's gonna be sry)
Smell you later P