Truth or dare with the Pack
Chapter 8
Rosalie's POV
What a dumbass, like seriously. Even I know his god damn name.
"Dare" I replied, icily. And geeze do these mutts reek. I'm going to have to take a long, long bath after this to get this stench off of me.
Embry's POV
Man, does she have a temper. I put my hand on her shoulder and told her,
"Lady, you need help. You should probably go see a therapist or some-"
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she pushed my hand off of her, "And I do need help; to get you to fuck the hell off! God this is going to take me forever to wash these toxic germs off! EWWW!" she yelled.
Realization then hit me. Hard. My eye twitched a little before I screamed,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HAND! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone was laughing now, well with the exception of Rosalie obviously. I glared at them before looking up at the sky, thinking, 'God, if you're really there, please kill me now'. The guys started laughing harder and that damn mind reader. Ugh!
"OMG! You should've heard yourself!" Alice said, trying to compose herself.
"I know! You sounded just like a girl! No wait never mind, you sounded just like Paul!" Sam added in. And he's supposed to be the mature one.
"Yeah I know! HAHA…HEY WAIT! THAT'S NOW TRUE!" Paul protested. Sure, now he's on my side.
"Shut up! I'm the one with cooties on my hand! Now if you'll excuse me while I CHOP MY FREAKING HAND OFF!" I screamed/yelled.
"Chop off your hand?!?! I'M THE ONE THAT HAS TO REMOVE MY ENTIRE SHOULDER!" Rosalie screeched and let me tell you; I think I went deaf for a couple seconds.
"Will you guys shut up and relax?!?" Everyone yelled. Geeze…spoil sports…, I thought.
And as if on cue, the magical, that you can practically see the rainbow with the pot of sparkling gold at the end of it, mind readers replied,
"ASSHOLE!"
I glared at them, and then gave up. I tried pretending like everything was normal when I tried at least 'rubbing' the cooties off. Rosalie was doing it too. Too bad all eyes were on us as they waited for me to pick a dare.
"What?" Rosalie and I asked innocently.
"Will you two just stop and get on with the game?" Sam was getting annoyed.
"Well-" I was cut off when Bella jumped in and said,
"Have no fear! Bella is here!" and out of nowhere Bella pulls out some Windex. How the hell did she do that? She started spraying my hand and Rosalie's shoulder.
"What the hell? How's that going to hel-…oooo. My hand feels so clean" I said, looking at my amazingly clean hand. Feels pretty good too.
"I know. My shoulder doesn't burn and smell anymore" Rosalie agreed.
"Hey!"
"I know this stuff is great isn't it? It works for just about everything! One time-" Bella started to ramble but was cut off.
"The game" everyone except her boyfriend interrupted.
"Hey! I love her stories!" Edward tried defending her.
"Maybe because she's the only mind you want to read but you can't. Ever" Alice reminded him. We all laughed at him.
"Shut up. And aren't we suppose to be having a game right now?" he tried to get around his embarrassment by changing the subject. Oh right, the game. My bad.
"Yeah, your bad" Edward muttered. I glared but then continued.
"Okay…um…oh I know! I dare you to go on a date with that…uh… that Mike Newton kid that keeps stalking Bella. Oh yeah, one time we had to throw him in a trashcan to get him to leave, from breaking in your house, while you were out. I think he was going to steal a picture of you or something. I don't know I forgot what he said. Oh yeah, just to tell you….he kinda talks to himself. Freaky I know-" Bella stared wide-eyed, blushing and paling at the same time and then when she composed herself; cut me off.
"Okay! That's seriously way too much info and get on with the dare before the real panic comes" she said, trying desperately to breathe.
"Okay sorry" I held up my hands apologetically, "well anyways and when you go out with him, you have to wear a REALLY slutty outfit and the one your wearing now doesn't count by the way. Then cover it in mud and after you guys come out of the theatre, push him into a chair outside, that we will be putting there for you, and give him a lap dance" I finished, grinning like an idiot, but hey, this was going to be hilarious.
If it were possible, she got even paler with her eyes wide and mouth dropped to the floor. After a few moments she came back out of the shock and fear and choked and coughed for a couple seconds, gasping for unneeded air.
"OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?! (A/N: Me and my friends love that saying) I think I'm going to vomit and it's saying something, considering I can't!!!!! AND MY OUTFIT IS NOT SLUTTY YOU BIGASS MUTT!!!"
"Well…too bad" I shrugged, continuing to grin. Oops. Wrong move.
"WHY YOU-" She tried launching herself at me, arms out, ready to choke the life out of me, okay I'm just being nice to myself, more like snap my neck several times. Thank god her lover, or whatever they call relationships, grabbed her before she could. I'm actually thankful for those bloodsuckers for once. Guess their strength comes in handy.
"Put me down! I can take him! Watch me rip his throat out easy!" she sneered. He just dragged her upstairs to get her ready, with her sister and 'twin' brother, following close behind. I sighed in relief.
"I wouldn't think I'm home free for good, if I were you" Paul snickered.
"Yeah I mean did you see the look on her face?" Jacob asked.
"I know. It had 'murder' written all over it" Paul added in.
"Your going to get it bad sweetheart" Jared said in a girly voice. Ugh. I glared daggers at them all. BIG daggers. Edward and Bella started laughing. Stupid good for nothing…, I trailed off my thought. Edward just laughed louder. I started shaking from anger. Then felt a calm feeling spread everywhere and looked up to see Jasper looking at me through the window. Thank god. At least someone's being nice, even if he is a leech. Hmm…maybe they aren't so bad after all.
When they finally came down, Rosalie looked like a hooker. Literally. I couldn't help it and burst out laughing like everyone else. She wore a ripped up jean mini skirt with fishnet stockings, and a tube top…I think…well more like handkerchief. All it was, was a small rectangle material covering her cleavage at the front while on the back were just two strings crisscrossing to hold the hankerch-top up. She wore arm stockings with holes for the fingers.
"You forgot the mud" I choked through a laugh, holding my hands on my knees for support. As if on cue, Alice threw a bucket of mud at her. Where she got it? I have no idea but it was hilarious.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALICE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!" she shrieked. Then I couldn't stand it anymore, well neither did anyone else but you get the point. We all fell to the floor, rolling around, clutching our stomachs and trying to breathe, laughing.
Once everyone calmed down after a good three minutes, she was still glaring but Alice ignored her and handed her, her cell phone.
"But I don't know his number" she was obviously trying to get out of it, but damn, she was right. Who the hell would even want to know the guys number?
"I have it!" Bella said, digging in her pocket for the paper.
"Why do you have Newton's number? Are you cheating on me? If you didn't want me, you could've just said so you know. I told you that. And if you want me to leave then I will. But I can't promise I won't break him from limb to limb, snap his neck, rip his balls off, shave his head and suck him dry" Edward said, pained.
"Calm down. You don't need to do that, although after finding out that he stalks me, I wouldn't complain but I have his number because it's so I can call his parents incase I'm sick or something. I work for them remember? And like EW! Like I would ever even consider being with him! And I love you way too much to be with anyone else. I thought you would know that by now, I mean don't you remember what happened when you left? Like I would go through all that for no reason" Bella informed him.
Edward sighed in relief.
"Sorry" he ducked his head down in shame for even thinking she would want to be with anyone else then him, especially Mike.
"Yeah…well would you look at the time. We better hurry and get started" Emmet tried breaking the silence, of zoning out back in the past, clapping his hands and jumping up and down like a little kid on Christmas. Rosalie elbowed him for reminding us.
Bella handed her the paper and she grumpily grabbed it.
Rosalie's POV
I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm thinking about committing suicide after this. Alice then gave me a 'Don't you even think about it' look. DAMNIT! I dialed and put the phone on speaker. I didn't need to be a mind reader or have visions to know I was supposed to on account of how everyone was looking at me.
Ring Ring Ring
"Hello?"
"Hey…uh…Mike right?" –Shivers- god this is pure pure torture.
"Yeah" he sounded confused. Idiot.
"Yeah…this is Rosalie and I was uh…wondering…-shudders-…if you wanted to go on a date with me?"
"REALLY?!?!? OMG! WHERE? WHEN? HOW ABOUT YOU'RE BOYFRIEND EMMET?!? WAIT! DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM OR SOMETHING?!?! NO I'M BEING STUPID, OF COURSE YOU DID, OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU ASK? OKAY SORRY SO-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" GEEZE THIS GUY HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS! Everyone covered their mouths, trying not to burst out laughing.
"Okay" Mike squeaked, clearly terrified.
"I mean…can you go now? I wanted to go to the movies. I'll drive and me and Emmet…are…uh…on a break! Yeah! On a break!" Ugh. That was hard to get out.
"Okay sure. See you in a bit. Later" You could tell he was skipping around his house like a little girl in joy right about now.
"Bye" and I hung up breathing a sigh of relief that at leas this part was over. Everyone busted out in laughter. I glared, my eyes turning pitch black. Everyone noticed this and shut up immediately.
I jumped into my M3 and sped down to his hauntingly creepy house. I just wanted to get this over with. Once I got to his house ii rang the doorbell and he opened it with the biggest smile I've ever seen. I thought his mouth was going to fall off. I tried not to gag and make a disgusted face.
"Hey you ready?" I asked.
"Hey Yeah. You look…nice…" damn mud and hooker clothes. Alice had to cut my favorite outfit up to make this piece of shit. She better buy me a new outfit ten times better or eternity isn't an option for her.
"Thanks" I mumbled and we went to my car. I am definitely getting a new car after this. There was awkward silence but that brat tried to make small talk. I just nodded and fake smiled.
Once we got there, everyone was staring at me in shocked but still lustful or envious stares, depending on the gender. After, I noticed everyone was trying to blend in with the crowd, while watching. Those bastards. I just picked a random movie and we watched. I could hear them follow close behind and sat a couple rows behind us. When Newton wasn't looking, I brought my arm up, pretending to stretch, and gave them the good old finger. They just snickered.
After about half way through the movie, the asshole tried that move where you pretend to stretch and put your arm around the girl and I immediately jumped out of my seat. He looked at me confused.
"Sorry, thought I saw a spider" I whispered.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!! SPIDERS!!" Oh my god! Can Paul get any stupider?
I looked up to see Paul and Jared clamped their hands over his mouth while Bella elbow him.
"Wow! Wella! Wat Wurt! (Ow! Bella! That hurt!)" he whined trying to speak, but was muffled my several hands, holding his side.
"She was joking stupid!" Bella whispered/yelled at him and Jacob, Embry and Sam grabbed him and everyone ducked under the seat, just before Mike turned around to see who it was.
"What was that?" he asked me.
"I don't know" I shrugged my shoulders, innocently and got back in my seat.
When the movie was over I dreaded what was next. We came out and right there was the death chair. Great.
I pushed him on the chair and started the damn lap dance and when I was done, Newton was dazed and stared at me in shock. When he finally came to his senses he finally spoke.
"Wow…I know you think I'm all hot and irresistible but I didn't expect that" and then he tried to hold me. Okay Ms. Nice has left the building.
I made a disgusted face and backed away quickly. Then when I was about to insult him but out of no where, Emmet interrupted and came to my rescue. Finally. Geeze and I thought he loved me, that bastard.
"Excuse me but what the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend?" he glared.
"WHAT?!?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU TWO BROKE UP AND SHE ASKED ME OUT!" Newton was panicking.
"EWWW! Oh hell no! That was just a dare you dumbass. Like anyone would want to date you, unless they were on drugs, had a third eye and managed to be desperate enough, especially Rose. Did you honestly think you had a chance? I mean how stupid can you get?" Emmet informed the local brainless dumbass.
By now, the rest of my family, Bella and those dogs came to join us and were laughing their asses off while Newton was tomato red and scared as shit.
"Well sorry man, didn't know that…uh…well…GOT TO GO!" and he was running for his life outside and down the street.
"Thank god that's over" I sighed in pure bliss.
"Yup" Emmet tried to hold me but I flinched.
"Oh do you honestly think I've forgiven you? And you're my husband. You should know me by now that if you as much as laugh at me, then there is going to be A LOT of things that you'll need to do for me to even touch me" he stood there shocked while everyone was laughing.
"And just to let you know, there is a loooooong list" I heard Edward fill in the details with Emmet while I turned and walked away.
I got into my car, not being able to get out of these shit nasty clothes, and sped back to the house. I changed and when I came down, everyone just got back.
"So Edward, truth or dare?" I smirked.
SORRY! I know I know, you all want to jump out and murder me when I'm not looking cuz I was suppose to write this faster since its almost summer and there's not suppose to be any homework (for me cuz I live in Canada) but just when I thought that, my music teacher throws a project at me. She's a total bitch justa tell you. And ya, me and my friends had to work on it at my house late so I didn't have time and I was kinda trapped at my school for a while cuz I stayed after school for a while and then there was a thunderstorm and the power kept going out and screwing up the phone lines so it took me forever to call my dad to pick me up. Plus I had to help out for grad cuz I'm on the decorating committee –curses under breath- but I wrote some on Wednesday but it was late so I didn't write much and I wrote more yesterday but I was out for the day and had to sleep early cuz I hadda wake up early to go to the cemetery --" but at least I made this chapter nice and long :) and fanks a bunch to EFloveshorses345 and staplemyfingy for the ideas :D
Ps: anyone else have any ideas for me? This is last week of school so I SHOULDN'T be busy and if any more teachers throw more homework at me…I might have to kick someone's ass –smiles innocently-
k c ya till next time (probably only couple days from now depending how many ideas I get) :)