Truth or dare with the pack Chapter 11: they way i are and five cents, a twilight fanfic

Truth or Dare with the Pack

Chapter 11

Bella's POV

When Edward dropped me off, I went straight inside the house to find a pissed off Charlie. Wonder why?

"Where have you been young lady? I've been waiting here for two hours!" he exclaimed.

"Huh? I left you a note on the kitchen table" I replied confused. He started walking into the kitchen rambling,

"What note I don't see-" he stopped and I heard paper crunching from the hallway. "-any note on the table" he finished when I started walking into the kitchen.

"What? I swear I left you a note" I said and looked down to see a lump in his front pocket.

"What's that?" I asked, raising my eyebrows.

"Well I don't see a note anywhere if you think that's what it is" my god I was a fantastic liar compared to him. Guess that's where I got it from…

"Dad, first off, you're a horrible liar. Second, I know that the note's in your pocket. Next time, try not to make so much noise when you're crumpling the note and stuffing it in your pocket" I said, grabbing a slice of pizza that was on the counter and walking off to my room, smirking in triumph. Guess I don't need to cook tonight. Score!, I thought.

When I opened my bedroom door, I was greeted with a "BOO!" from Edward popping out of nowhere and me screaming at the top of my lungs and dropping my pizza. He clamped a hand over my mouth to shut me up and I glared at him, while he was chuckling.

"Bella, are you okay?!" I heard Charlie call from downstairs. I smacked Edward's hand away and replied,

"Yeah, it was just a spider!"

"But you aren't scared of spiders" he said, confused and I heard him walking up the stairs. I started pushing Edward towards the closet.

"Uh…it was REALLY big!"

"Okay…but I don't see anything" he muttered looking around from the doorway.

"Oh…uh…it was outside. I uh…threw something at it so its not there anymore" I faked a smile.

He started muttering things under his breathe while going back downstairs to watch the game. As soon as I heard him sit on the couch, Edward came out of the closet chuckling still.

"I can't believe you just made me drop my pizza! Look at that! I am NOT cleaning that up!" (A/N I love pizza and that's exactly how I would act hehe) I glared and he said a 'sorry' while I muttered a 'whatever' and then he tried to hold me, but I just walked away saying,

"Human moment" and walked off smiling at his dumbfounded look.

When I came back he was on my bed with regret and sadness in his eyes while watching me walk in.

"Please don't be mad at me" he pouted and made his eyes all wide like Puss in Boots in Shrek 2/3 (A/N I have the pic on my profile if you don't know what it looks like hehe I love it when he does that in the movie, its just so cute), while handing me another slice of pizza (Boo-yea). Awww! One word: Adorable!

"Awwww! How could I be mad at someone as cute as you" I said pinching his cheeks, and grinning, like some elderly person would do to a little kid. He glared but I could see amusement in his features, since it didn't actually hurt like it usually would. (A/N: I rmb when my grandma use to do that to me when I was younger and ouch! it hurt like hell –shudders at memories-) I sat on his lap and started eating.

After I was done, Edward closed his eyes and leaned in to give me a kiss but…I wanted to tease him for scaring the living crap out of me so…I ducked under the covers last second, which caused him to fall off the bed (since his eyes were closed). Hehe. Opps my bad.

"I'm tired. It's been a long day so imma just go to sleep now. Good night" and I closed me eyes. He grunted and got up off the floor and just settled to holding me to sleep.

'Wake up tired, Monday mornings suck, It's way too early to catch a bus, Why conform without a fuss? Daddy, daddy no! I don't wanna go to school!

I don't need to read Billy Shakespeare, Meet Juliet or Benvolio, Feel for once what it's like to rebell now, I wanna break out lets go' (A/N I love this song, if you don't know it, it's Billy S by Skye Sweetnam :)) –WHAM- Ugh. School. I looked around the room and noticed Edward wasn't there. I sighed and went to the bathroom to get ready.

I came down stairs and smelled bacon and eggs. Sure enough, there was Edward making breakfast for me. He smiled and gave me the plate.

"Mmmmm smells good" I smiled and started eating.

"Good. Now hurry. We only have twenty minutes to get to school. Oh yeah and by the way, the do- Jacob and them are transferring to our school since there was some sort of vandalism and the school's janitor is apparently a pedophile-" I spit out my orange juice right in his face, opps my bad, again, and started laughing like crazy for a good couple of minutes. Edward just looked at me, annoyed and confused that I just spit juice in his face and he didn't find what was so funny. After I settled down, I grinned and thought back to Sam's dare. My god that was just too funny. I giggled a little before Edward just asked,

"What's so funny?"

"Well…you see…" and I told him what happened during Sam's dare. Soon he started laughing worse then I did and he was down on the ground gasping for unneeded air, where I just smirked and continued eating my food while waiting for him to be done.

By the time I was done he was still on the ground and if we didn't get going we'd be late. So…I did the only thing that would shut him up. Okay one of the things that would shut him up. I would've just kissed him to get him to quiet down but where's the fun in that?

I grabbed his keys that were on the counter, grabbed my bag and walked out the door to his Volvo and got in. I started up the car and that's when Edward appeared at the window looking at me surprised. I just smiled sweetly, 'dazzling' him and –click- locked the doors because if I didn't, he'd just open them and put me in the passenger seat and that's not going to happen, now is it? He tapped the window and started complaining and whining like a four year old who just got his lollypop stolen.

"Bellaaaaaa open up! This is my car!"

"I know" I smiled.

"Then open the door"

"Okay" I reached over to the passengers door and unlocked it. He just stared at me, disbelievingly.

"Well, get in already. We're going to be late" he grumbled but walked over to the passenger's seat and got in.

As soon as he closed the door, I slammed on the gas because we already wasted too much time thanks to him.

"Bella slow down! You're going to crash!" Edward was yelling at me.

I faked a hurt look on my face and said, "What? You don't trust me? I thought you loved me jeeze. Guess I thought wrong-"

"No I trust you it's just that…uh…" HA! He didn't know what to say.

"Edward I'm joking. OMG you should've seen the look on your face! And you said I couldn't act! Kiss my ass, I can't act!" I started laughing now. By the time I was done, we were at the school. I whipped into a parking space and jumped out of the car (like the professionals, am I wicked cool or what?).

"Bella that was amazing! How'd you learn how to do that?" Edward was taken aback once again.

"Iunno" I shrugged and walked to the Cullen's, that were talking to the Pack, which were already there.

"Hey guys!" I said happily.

"Hey" they chorused.

"Uh… Sam? Aren't you a little old for high school?" I asked confused. Wasn't he like twenty or something?

"I'm going to school again since there isn't much to do anymore and to watch the kids" Sam answered grinning.

"Hey!" The guys protested. The Cullen's, Sam and I started snickering while they glared. (A/N I don't know how old Jared is but since the rest of them are 16, imma just say he's 16 too)

The first bell rang so we started walking towards our classes. While Edward, Sam and I –since he's being a senior again- were walking, we passed Mike while his phone was ringing and he picked it up.

"Hello?Uh…WHAT?!?!...NO I DIDN'T SIGN UP AS A STRIPPER AT…I DID NOT!...I'M NOT EVEN GAY!...DUDE! I'M STRAIGHT!...WHAT?!?!...$500?!? I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT!...ALRIGHT FINE! I'LL COME TONIGHT GOD!" and he then hung up. We just looked at each other and then burst out laughing the whole way to first period.

"Oh my god! Did you see that?!?" I exclaimed laughing my head off.

"I know! I guess he's a stripper now. I'd feel sorry for the people that have to look at his disgusting…'body'" Sam added.

"Wait till the whole school finds out!" Edward would be on the ground if he weren't sitting already. Soon Edward was looking at his watch.

"5…4…3…2…1" and just then everyone started swarming around Mike when he walked into class, asking him why he's working at a gay strip club. Wow. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. Too bad it's just too damn funny! The three of us started laughing hysterically at his face.

Class passed by in a blur after that and soon we were in the cafeteria. Everyone was staring at the kids from La Push including Jake and them, followed by the Cullen's and I being stared at. Great. Note the dreading sarcasm.

Mike soon walked in with a paper bag over his head. Me and Edward looked at each other, grinned and then we both jumped on the table. Everyone in the cafeteria looked at us and Edward pointed at Jasper and he turned on a boom box (Alice saw this in a vision) and me and Edward began singing and dancing to the music. Aka humiliating Mike more just for fun. (A/N again. LOVE this song too lol sorry I just had to put this song in here. It's been stuck in my head for the last couple of days haha;) if you don't get the point of the song, then look at the line 'baby if you strip, you can get a tip' lol)

The Way I Are ft. Keri Hilson & D.O.E – Timbaland

[Verse 1 - Edward
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we be the perfect soulmates
Talk to me girl

[Bridge - Bella
(Oh) Baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right

I pointed at Mike and started singing.

[Chorus - Bella & Edward
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I want it quick
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the cheese or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like...

[Verse 2 - Edward
I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me girl

[Bridge 2 - Bella
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta floss for me
If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right

Then Jake jumped on the table and joined us.

[Verse 3 - Jacob
Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat but I can float ya boat
So listen baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E. you gon' want some mo'
So listen baby girl, when I make it I want you there, want you there, want you there, yeah

[It's suppose to fade but it's live so I'm just gonna let them sing the chorus one more time :P

When the music stopped there was silence and the next thing we knew, everyone, even the teachers, were cheering and laughing and started pointing at Mike. We bowed and Edward jumped off and held out his arms for me to jump in. I was surprised I didn't trip over a tray or something hehe. Score! two for Bella.

Mike ran out and I heard Jessica yell out –probably to try to get attention for herself-,

"I can't believe I use to like that guy!" everyone fell silent and just stared at her with wide eyes. Then everyone burst out in laughter again but instead of laughing with her, everyone was laughing at her and might I add some pointing. Soon she ran out just like Mike.

Man, these last couple of days just keeps getting better and better. Well, besides my dare, but other then that, it's all good.

We soon all just packed up and left the hysterical cafeteria and headed to class, still laughing. The rest of the day passed by quickly and we were headed to the Cullen's since it was still Emmett's turn.

(A/N I was gonna end it here cuz I just dropped my Crispy Crème :O but then I have another right in front of me so its all good hehe I love that line :P and ya, I love food but I'm not fat if that's what your thinking :))

Emmett's POV

We got back to my house and settled down in front of the house. Some were sitting on the porch and others were sitting on nearby big rocks.

"So…Alice, Truth or dare?" Finally, I thought. Edward chuckled, probably heard that.

"Shit" Alice muttered. Everyone turned to her shocked –well except the gang since they don't really know her and Edward because he probably hears her in her mind- because she never swears. Ever.

Alice's POV

Damnit! Should've seen this coming. I was thinking and when I looked up to answer, my whole family, excluding Edward, and Bella were looking at me with wide eyes.

"What?" I asked confused.

"Nothing" this said quickly.

"Well I pick dare" Crap! Did I just say that? I meant to say truth! Way to go Alice. You just picked the perfect day to be slow, I thought. Edward started chuckling and I glared at him and gave him the finger in my mind. He stopped laughing and looked at me shocked. Bet you didn't see that coming Mr.Pussyballs, I thought at him, smirking. Then Emmett brought us out of our, well more like MY thoughts.

"I mean truth" I corrected.

"Too bad. You already said dare"

"But-but I said it by accident cause I was distract-"

"Too late"

"Asshole" I muttered under my breathe.

"Okay, I dare you to dress up as a hobo, where I'm letting the pack dress you up by the way, and you get to do your favorite thing too while your at it; shopping. AND you have to go to at least two of your favorite stores and ask 'What can I get for five cents?'"

I dropped my jaw. Crap. I REALLY didn't see this coming. Stupid rock probably just thought it up now.

I started charging at him with my hands out ready to strangle him when Jasper grabbed me.

"LET ME GO! I CAN TAKE HIM WATCH ME! YOUR NOT AS BIG AS YOU THINK YOU ARE EMMETT! YOU LILWEASLE! YOU SHOULD START WONDERING HOW YOUR LIL SIS WHOOPED YOUR ASS RIGHT ABOUT NOW! I KNOW! I CAN SEE THE FRAEKING FUTURE FOR GODS SAKE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! OO LOOK I'M HAVING A VISION ALREADY! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?!? HUH?!? DOO YA?! I SEE YOU BEGGING ME ON YOUR DAMN KNEES FOR MY FORGIVENESS! THAT'S RIGHT! I'LL GET YOU! I'LL-" and Jasper clamped a hand over my mouth and started bringing me in the house, or my death bed, with those freaking giants following his (the pack).

When we got to my room, Jasper put me down, said "She's all yours" and totally ditched me and ran out. Oh my god I think I'm about to cry. AND I CAN'T!

"Hm…"Jared said looking through my closet. MY CLOSET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! It took ALL my will power to not kill him right now. My clothes! –sob- My shoes! –sobsob- My accessories! –sobsobsob- My makeup! –SOBSOBSOBSOBSOB- My GOD!

"Well I don't know much about fashion and all that but I know we need a pair of scissors-" I stared at Jacob in terror.

"Who needs scissors? We'll just rip it ourselves. It's faster and…I don't know where they have scissors" Paul cut in. Son of a mutt. I glared at him with murderous eyes and he just smiled innocently.

"How about these?" Sam asked holding a VERY expensive Guess (A/N the pics are on my profile and I just wanted to say I love Guess clothing :) okay sorry, on with the story) sweater and skinny jeans and a pair of Italian Casadei boots.

"Okay/NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" we all said. Obviously with them saying the 'okay' and me saying the 'NO'.

"Well…too bad" Embry smiled. I got pissed and was gonna strangle him too. I REALLY need to strangle someone right now. ANYONE. But nooooooo. Jacob just had to grab me and hold me back. I started yelling profanities at them until they started ripping the stuff and damaging my boots.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I covered my eyes, too scared to watch. When they were done, they shoved me in my bathroom along with my damaged items. They're lucky they outnumber me or somebody would be going down.

Meanwhile…Emmett's POV

Jasper just came down with a look or regret and amusement on his face.

Next thing we know, we heard sobbing and we looked up to the window, where Alice's room was. We could see their shadows as they moved around.

First Alice is sobbing. The guys start talking and then Alice's head shoots up to look at them, while shaking her head furiously probably from horror of something they suggested. Then there was a scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Embry says something to her and then Alice is on her murderous mode again and tries to strangle him, so Jake holds her back. She covers her eyes while they rip at some clothes and material starts flying everywhere. Then they shove her and the clothes into the closet.

After that we all just looked at each other with wide eyes before we were down on the ground cackling. The next thing we know she's back down looking like she didn't shower or change her clothes in days, hair messed and tangled, black eye shadow all around her left eye, black paint covering some of her perfect yellow teeth, smudged lipstick, and to top it all off, dirt and grime all over her exposed skin.

We were again, down on the ground to the point where Bella couldn't breath and she was choking so Edward had to pat her back and try to calm her. Even Jasper couldn't help us now since he was rolling. After a good ten minutes, we were on our way to the mall.

Alice's POV

I can't believe I'm doing this. Where's Mike's paper bag when you need it? I tried narrowing down my two least favorite stores so I don't have to show my face there for a good couple decades or so. I ended up picking Stitches and Blue Notes. When I walked in, all eyes were on me –and not in awe or jealousy-, shocked, most likely because they know I'm in the richest family around the next couple of cities and towns around here. I wanted to get this over with as fast as humanly possible, which sadly isn't fast enough for me, to the cashier and asked,

"What can I get for five cents?" I grumbled.

The lady gave me a 'wtf ew' look and replied "Nothing"

"OkwellI'lljustbeonmyway" I smiled and ran out.

Bella, those bastard wolves, and my own god damned family came out from the corner they were hiding in and were laughing so loud, everyone that was in view of them all stopped what they were doing and stared at them like they were psychotic, which they possibly are.

I just waited, looking at my watch every couple of minutes, until they composed themselves enough to walk to Blue notes.

I ran up to the cashier and asked her the same thing, she gave me the same answer, I replied,

"Okaythanksanyways" and began running out. There were a group of guys laughing at me and when I was running past them, one of them stuck out their foot and tried to trip me. Tried. I ended up using my foot to pull his leg out forward and he fell back on his sorry lil mother fuck-okay you get the point cause I could go on forever- ass. He stared at me dumbfounded and his own friends started laughing at him along with everyone else in the store, including as previous said people that MADE ME DO THIS!, except they were leaning against each other for support. Even a mother was scared and covered her kids eyes' with her hands and pulled them with her away, telling them not to look at the bad influenced teens on drugs. My family and Sam and them, were even leaning against each other. That just pissed me off even more so while they were laughing I just grabbed Edward's keys and took his Volvo back. HA! That's the second time that that's happened to him. What a loser, I snickered.

When I got home, I changed and cleaned myself up and when I got downstairs, everyone just got back. Bastards. Bella jumped off of Edward's back since they had to run, seeing as I took his car. Hehe. Edward glared at me and I just smiled innocently and whipped his keys right at his face, too fast for him to catch, so it made a perfect mold of his car keys on his cheek. Everyone stared at me stunned before Bella just spit into laughter (A/N you know where you spit and start laughing like crazy haha I do that sometimes when something funny happens out of nowhere :P) along with everybody else.

Then Bella's cell rang and it was Charlie so she had to go.

"Hey that's not fair! I don't even get to go!"

"I've had enough of this game" Rosalie sighed.

"But that's not fair!"

"Everyone went already" Jared pointed out.

"But that's not fair!"

"How about we decide tomorrow?" Bella suggested.

"Fine" I huffed and pouted and Edward took Bella to his car and drove her home and Sam and their gang left.

Okay thanks analia331Zazzle, and mylastkiss for the ideas :). Yeah I was just really bored yesterday and I ended up spending hours on this chapter to make it longer. I know the beginning is kinda outta nowhere but screw :P. I didn't post it up yesterday cuz its kinda late and I needed to read fanfics and I still have a head ache since last night --" BUT at least this chap is really long aka longest chapter in this story aka 4 300 something words and 10 pages and a lil bit :O –claps for me- jkz. Sorry to Remember The Darkness for not using your idea but people voted dare so…yea sorry bout that :(

PS: before I leave, vote if you haven't already :D

I end this and start a new story kinda like a sequel only they do other stuff (pack included) for when their bored one day like…iunno…with water fights, tag, spin the bottle (ouu lala haha), twister, life, monopoly, etc

I continue on with the cycle

I just end this story and iunno what else I'm gonna do with my life jkz but I won't know what else to right

Okay imma read 8-

Buh-bye :P