Agh! im really sorry I'm not sure how to write this chapter since it has 'makeup words' in it so I SHALL TRY MY HARDEST TO WRITE IT!.

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Mike pov:

Muahha!, I am sneaky!, sneaky like a..uh...like a sneaker!!. "Do I want to ask"? I heard that Edwardy voice ask, I hid in the close rack watching, hmm creepy makeovers!, "hey its a peeping tom!" I heard a voice say in a fake British accent, the clothes opened and I saw some big bear like dude, "someone's watching us!" he gasped, uh oh. "Come on buddy boy" the muscle dude said grabbing me and pulling me out," Alice let me open my eyes!" I heard Bella grumble, "not yet!...now!" Alice piped I looked over and saw, HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT (let the mind wonder)

(ok no more wondering..*cough* perverts *cough*)

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She had black eyeliner, with deep red lipstick and blush...no wait that was her actual blush(is that normal makeup?? D:, hmm I wonder what she's wearing und- "MIKE!" Bella shouted, huh "oh hey Bella!" I smiled waving my hand, "1. what are you doing here? 2. you better not of been thinking about me naked!" she grumbled blushing, "who!"? I heard Edwards voice shout out, I grumbled he sat up his hair died blond and the usual green eyes and eyeliner? not going to ask. "ROSALIE MY HAIR!" Edward shouted.

Jasper pov:

Better then Lauren!.

Beep

Beep

Beep

"ugh what is that"? what's-her-face asked breaking the kiss, ugh, I looked at my pager

Newton---u-r-g-e-n-t

"sorry I have work to do" I said giving an army salute and walking out the door, "you!...ASSHOLE!"

"that's what they call" I muttered under my breath, getting my cell phone and calling Mike's phone

(Please enjoy the music while your party answers the phone)

Yo dogs its me big M heres da musik

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]

Boots with the fur [With the fur]

The whole club was lookin at her

She hit the flo [She hit the flo]

Next thing you know

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

"Hello"? a voice gruffed, "no wait don't answer that, those could be personal calls!" I heard mike say in the background, I glared at my cell phone, CAN THIS KID GET ANY MORE STUPIDER! WHO THE HECK GETS CAUGHT ON AN EASY JOB LIKE THIS! (stupider I say its a word! MUAHAH all shall fear me and my words!). "Hello"? the voice asked again, "Emmet hang up the dang phone!" a demanding girly voice yelled in the background.

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yaaa...very..short...

Sorry! *cries*

But thanks for the comments

YOU ALL DA BOMB DIGGIDY!