OME everyone I'm soooo sorry it's not even funny! I know I took FOREVER to update! I've just been soooo busy, I'm probably not going to get my chapters up as fast as I used to. The teachers have really been giving us lots of homework and projects l8ly. So again REALLY sorry hope you enjoy this chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight = (or Robert Pattinson, but I do own 7 Twilight shirts and an Edward cardboard cutout!
Previously on Sparks (I sound like one of those reality TV show host pplz lol): She laughed and came next to me on the couch. Before I knew it I heard her saying my name again in her sleep. I grabbed the cover and put it around us while she laid her head on my chest. I put my arms around her and couldn't help but think, "Why am I so lucky to have a girl like this?" I truly was lucky, Bella was amazing and that Jacob guy was stupid to leave her.
Bella's POV:
Click, click, click.
I heard lots of clicking and lots of laughter. I opened my eyes to see Emmett, Alice, Rosalie and Jasper standing over Edward and I taking pictures of us. Edward still hadn't waken up and now that I was awake a whole new round of laughter occurred.
"Aww you two! Such a cute couple!" Rosalie said with everyone else nodding.
"Anything happen last night?" Emmett asked raising one eyebrow suggestively.
"Only sleeping." I said.
"So you admit it you were sleeping together!" Emmett said.
"Shut up." I told him.
"Edward and Bella," Emmett said.
"Sitting in a tree," Rosalie followed.
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G," Jasper said.
"First comes love," Alice said.
"Then comes marriage," Emmett.
"Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" Rosalie.
"Sucking her thumb," Jasper.
"Wetting her pants," Alice.
"NOW SHE'S DOING THE HULA DANCE!" they all shouted in unison.
"Hula? Dance? Huh?" Edward then woke up hearing all those shouts.
At that I had to laugh, "Oh nothing, they were just being immature."
"Ooooh, okay!" He said while sitting up. "Anyways, did Carlisle and Esme leave yet?"
"Yup, it's all set for you guys to stay here, they told us to wake you up for school, and we did……your just not going." Alice said after she chilled down from her laugh attack.
"Okay good!" I said and then asked, "So what time is it?"
"Time to get a watch!" Emmett said while laughing.
"Good one babe," Rose said now looking tired she looked at her cell and then said, "Its actually time we get going or we will be late to school. See you guys later." She told us then they all left with scattered good-byes.
After they left I looked to Edward and said, "So, now that they are gone what are we going to do?"
"Hmmmm, I have an idea if you're up for some revenge." He told me.
I smiled, "It depends who it's on." I told him having a good idea who it would be on.
He smiled evilly before saying, "Tanya."
"Absolutely fine with me!" I told him meaning every word, "What did you have in mind?"
"Okay, well Tanya is really gullible and will practically believe anything. She thinks everyone is in love with her so say she got a letter from her oh so favorite actor asking her out on a date she wouldn't think twice about it."
"Ok," I said confused, "So then, what do we do?"
"Ok, we will buy her flowers and write a note from her favorite actor—Robert Pattinson—saying that he wants to take her out for dinner. We send them to her house saying to meet her at that restaurant I took you last night, and then once she gets to the restaurant she will give them her name to be seated. We will tell the hostess to give her a note saying, 'Gotcha love Bella and Edward' or something like that, and then she'll be pissed!"
"I like it!" I said then added with a pout, "But why does you ex get flowers and I don't?"
"I'll get you flowers too," he laughed.
"Ok!" I told him. "So when do you want to get started."
"As soon as we get dressed." He said and we went up the stairs together separating at our rooms. I got dressed in some sweats and a blue long sleeved sweater. I knew that this would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to wear sweat pants since Alice isn't around.
I went downstairs and grabbed a pop-tart while I waited for Edward to come down. I quickly combed my hair as I waited for my s'mores pop-tart in the toaster.
Edward came down stairs and before saying anything else said, "You look amazing."
"Not really, just sweats and an old shirt. You're the one that looks amazing." I mean come on; here I was wearing an old comfy outfit while god-boy over there is wearing a shirt just tight enough to see his muscles and a pair of jeans.
"Bella, you make it work." He said laughing.
My pop-tart popped out of the toaster and before I could get over their Edward grabbed it and threw it out.
"What was that for? You know, I was going to eat that. Am I too fat for you?" I asked him wondering why he did that.
He laughed, "No Bella, your perfect, its just I'm taking you out for breakfast."
"Okay," I told him smiling. At least he didn't think I was fat. We quickly wrote the letter we would give to Tanya, it said:
Dear Tanya,
I know that this is sort of random but I was wondering if you would accompany me to the Italian restaurant in Forks, I think it is called Bella Luna. I will be there at 7:00 and would love it if you would accompany me. If you would like to, just give the hostess your name and she will seat you with me. Hope you come
Yours Truly
Robert Pattinson
We then went to the flower shop and got a dozen roses for Tanya and after me telling him he didn't have too, a dozen and one for me. We quickly drove over to Tanya's house and left fancy the note and flowers on her porch. After that Edward took me to breakfast at some really breakfast place that I couldn't pronounce.
We sat down and I said, "So, no one has tried to flirt was either of us, so far so good." I laughed.
"Yes, but so far are the key words." He said and then shortly after our waitress came over.
"Hello, I'll be your waitress today, my name is Courtney. Would you like to hear our specials for this morning?" she asked in a very bored voice.
"Um sure." Edward answered.
"Ok, well today the specials are cheese omelet with mushrooms and caviar, a small caviar omelet with pancakes on the side or Belgian waffles with once again caviar." Wow lots of caviar in this place.
"Anything without caviar?" I asked.
"You can get any of those choices without the caviar." The waitress said.
"Ok, then I'll take the pancakes." I said and Courtney looked over at Edward.
"Make that two." He told her.
"I'll be back soon with your order." She said as she walked away.
After mindless chatter with Edward I looked behind him and saw Principal Carter!
I quickly jumped under the table.
Edward tilted his head under the table and said, "Bella, what are you doing? I didn't think we were playing hide-n-seek." He laughed.
"We're not! Look behind you!" I told him and looked back.
"Oh shit!" he said.
"Yeah I know get under hear now!" he obeyed me and got under the table, I'm sure we looked like two five year olds. We stayed down there for about 2 minutes when suddenly my hair got caught in bubble gum!
"Uh, Edward, problem." I told him whispering.
"No really?" he asked me sarcastically.
"Yea, but gum got stuck in my hair." I told him trying to pull my head away from the table but all that did was make the gum stretch. "This is disgusting!"
"Maybe we should come out, I mean Alice I'm sure can get it out." he told me. "So what if we get caught."
"So what? That will be on our permanent records mister!" I told him. "Aha, I got it out!" I said triumphantly.
"That's good about the gum but this is starting to hurt my back." He complained a little louder than he should have.
Suddenly I looked over and saw two big feet belonging to our principal right beside our table.
"Swan, Masen. I know you're under there."
I gulped and Edward said, "Play along." He rose from the table and I did the same. "Hello principal Carter, I didn't expect to see you here." I nodded a hello.
"Yes, I didn't expect to see you here either. Speaking of that, why aren't you two at school?"
Edward looked at me and then said, "Bella has quite a cold," I then got the pictures and started to sniffle, "And my aunt and uncle weren't able to take care of her today so I had to stay home with her." as soon as he said home I internally cursed him.
"Home ey? It doesn't look like you guys are home." He told us.
I butted in and said, "I know we are not home" I coughed some more, "but I was really craving pancakes and I forced Edward to get me some but you see we didn't have any batter." I was babbling on quite a bit.
Please be a gullible principal, please be a gullible principal. I thought.
"Oh, I see, well Mr. Masen, you better get her home soon so that she doesn't get worse." He told Edward.
"Oh, I will sir, as soon as she eats. And if I may ask, why aren't you at school today?" I elbowed Edward in the side that was sort of a personal question for the boss of the school.
"Personal." I coughed again.
Principal Carter laughed, "Yes, its ok if you ask, I'm here for a funeral breakfast, my mom just passed away."
At that my heart broke, "Oh, I'm so sorry! I know how you feel, my mother and father passed away a week before I got here. That's actually the reason I came."
"Thank-you and I'm sorry for you too. But I better get going, everyone else is waiting for me but I wanted to see what was up with you guys before I left." He then added, "You guys should never be spies with the way you hide." And at that he left.
"Aw, I feel so bad for him! I know how that feels." I told Edward.
"I can sort of connect with that." He told me, "I never really knew my parents but I wish I had."
I took his hand in mine and we were quiet for some time until the food came. We ate in a silence. Not an awkward one that you see in movies but a peaceful one.
After we were done eating he asked, "Do you have a pen and paper?"
I looked in my purse and I did, "Yeah, for what?"
"Tanya's note. You know, for the host or hostess, we'll have to stop by the restaurant to give it to them."
"Oh yeah here you go."
He began to write and when he finished I read it, it said:
Hi Tanya, glad you could make it, too bad it's not really Rob!
----Edward and Bella.
"Okay, that's good!" we paid for our food—well Edward paid, I complained that he wouldn't let me pay—then we did everything we had to do for our plan. Now all we could do was wait.
Tanya's POV:
"Alight see you later! I heart you like a sister!" I said while making a heart shape with my hands as I dropped my friend Lauren off at her house. I drove back to my house to see a dozen flowers and a note on my porch chair. I grabbed the roses and note and took my key out to open the door. When I got inside I put the roses in a vase and opened the note.
Dear Tanya,
I know that this is sort of random but I was wondering if you would accompany me to the Italian restaurant in Forks, I think it is called Bella Luna. I will be there at 7:00 and would love it if you would accompany me. If you would like to, just give the hostess your name and she will seat you with me. Hope you come
Yours Truly
Robert Pattinson
I screamed.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Robert Pattinson! The Robert Pattinson wants to take me out on a date! I mean why wouldn't he but seriously wow! The phone then started to ring. It was my neighbor Mrs. Smith; she's a really old lady too nice if you ask me.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hello dear, is everything all right? I heard screaming coming from your house." She told me.
I sighed, "Everything is fine, but I can't talk sorry." And I hung up before she could respond. I quickly ran to my room to get dressed. I know it's still really early and I should be doing my homework but hell with homework! I mean Robert Pattinson is taking me out on a date! Man will I have to tell Edward about this!
I got dressed in my most sexy sleek black dress. Really low and really short, if this doesn't turn him on what will? I mean, who wouldn't want to date this? I combed my hair and tried about a million different shoes and hairstyles. By the time I was done it was already 6:30 and I had to go!
I quickly scrawled my mom a note telling her I would be out and got into my car and left. The song Swing by Savage was playing and I blasted the radio, the only real way to listen to this song is on max volume. While at a red light I added a lot of mascara and some red lip stick. After what seemed like forever I pulled up to the restaurant.
I walked slowly up to the entrance, I was a little late but I was being fashionably late, I wouldn't want him to think I was desperate.
"Name please?" the hostess asked me when I went to the reservation desk.
"Tanya Denali." (I think that was her last name lol. My bad if its not.) I said while putting on a careless smile.
"Oh okay, your date told me to give you this note." She told me.
A note? Did he bail on me? "Okay." I said and read the note.
Hi Tanya, glad you could make it, too bad it's not really Rob!
----Edward and Bella.
I screamed again.
"Is everything okay?" the hostess asked me.
I just screamed at her.
"If you don't stop screaming I'm going to have to call security." She told me looking alarmed, I noticed that everyone in the restaurant had stopped eating and were now looking at me.
A little boy about 6 years old pulled his mothers shirt and said, "Mommy is there something wrong with that lady?" the mother just shushed him.
I screamed again and ran out to my car. I grabbed my cell phone and dialed Edward's number.
Edward's POV:
"Hello?" Bella and I were in my room just waiting for this call. I put it on speaker phone so that Bella would be able to hear everything.
"You, you you bitch!" She yelled through the phone.
"Oh whatever could you mean?" I said to her.
"You know what the hell I mean! The stupid note that you and your new slut girlfriend wrote me!" she told me. Oh she did not just call Bella a slut.
"Hey you, I'm not a slut!" Bella chimed in.
And I added, "You do not talk about her that way." I told her firmly.
"Bella is a slut, whore, bitch and ten times more!" Tanya screamed. She was really pissed and she just made me pissed.
"Okay look whose talking! At least Bella doesn't go after 10 guys while dating one!" with that I slammed down my phone.
And Bella started laughing. "It-it-it worked!" she smiled.
"Yeah but she didn't have the right to call you all those things!" I fumed.
"I know, but I didn't take any of it seriously. Why would I care what she has to say about me? As long as you don't agree with her."
"No, no! No way, I totally don't. Bella you know that."
"I know I was just fooling around." Bella told me.
Then Emmett entered the room. "What did I hear about fooling around?" he asked.
"Okay enough with the sex jokes Em." Bella told him.
"Yeah seriously, we aren't 12 anymore." I agreed.
"Whatever there done—for tonight at least, but I can't promise about tomorrow." He put on a fake evil smile. "What was with all the yelling?" Emmett asked, "We heard fighting, was it you two?"
"No, it was a little thing called revenge." I told him.
"Revenge huh? On who."
"Tanya." Bella and I said at the same time.
A/N: how'd ya like that chapter? Sorry it took so long to get up. Busy busy me! lol. But anyways PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE review! I love reading what people have to say about my chapters and if you have any ideas feel free to let me know!