So guys, here's another chapter, prompt given to me by a guest so cant name, but I had fun writing it. Hope you enjoy and thanks for the reviews.
Coconut
Danny Williams is a glass half empty kind of man. He doesn't like the beach, or casual clothing for work. He also hates pineapple on a pizza and flips flops. But one thing Danny really hates is coconuts. In his words, there deadly lethal if they were to fall on your head from some height. Of course glass half full people would disagree. It started on Friday night when Danny suggested the team go out for dinner to celebrate Halloween as Grace had ditched him to go trick or treating with her friends.
"What you having guys?" Steve asked, ready to order a round of drinks.
Three shocked faces stared back, mouths agape.
"My friend, I am shocked. I didn't know you actually owned a wallet?" Danny chuckled
"Danno I do make money, I just don't spend willingly when I have you"
" ahh well I'm not complaining boss, I'll try the dangerous devil cocktail" Kono said grinning
"The most expensive drink on the menu, Kono what happened to drinking beer?" Steve complained
"aha, shouldn't have said you would buy the first round, I'll switch back to beer after this" she laughed
As the night progressed the team got tipsier. By eleven o clock, hula dancers had arrived and were strutting their way around the bar. Dressed to the nines in grass skirts, with flowers belts, and coconut bras. Danny, Steve and Chin sat staring intently at the hula girls, clearly impressed with the view, whilst Kono 'borrowed' Steve's wallet unbeknown to Steve, and she was content with trying out the entire cocktail menu.
"Hey girl's single guy here!" Kono exclaimed as she pointed exaggeratedly at Danny.
Two girls came over, immediately dancing in front of Danny, and knocking their coconut bras together cheekily.
"Not going to lie guys, I think I've fallen in love with coconuts" Danny laughed as he reached for his beer, knocking it against the girls bras.
The rest of the team sat around laughing at Danny as the night progressed. He had grabbed his own set of coconuts and was dancing around the girls, clunking the coconuts together in an offbeat rhythm.
The following morning Danny awoke to a killer headache attacking his mind. He peered under the duvet, and was relieved to see he was clothed, although his work clothes were crumpled unpleasantly. Danny turned to his left and was surprised to see a coconut filled with water and some headache pills on his nightstand. He frowned at the sight but took the pills anyway. He staggered out of his room and out to his living room where he nearly chocked at the sight. Coconuts covered in front room, covering every surface in sight. Danny rubbed his head, blinking dramatically trying to figure out if he was dreaming. He kicked a coconut out the way as he fell through the doorway to his kitchen, tripping on something as he went. He looked down to find even more coconuts surrounding his kitchen, with the addition of a hula coconut bra with 'Danny Williams' written on each cup so to speak. Danny sighed as he looked around his house. He had little recollection of the previous night, but had decided to hold his fellow colleagues responsible for his coconut invested house.
At HQ, the team were busy sorting through paperwork. It was a slow day, not that they minded considering how they felt. At half ten, Danny hobbled through the doors. The team were surrounding the smart table when they heard him arrive. They looked up to see Danny's peg leg walk.
"Alright there Danno, whatcha do to your leg?" Steve laughed
"You think this is funny, I blame you guys?" Danny snapped back lightly
"How did you hurt your leg?" Kono questioned
"Someone, meaning you guys, put coconuts all around my house last night!" Danny exclaimed dramatically
"Don't know what you're talking about brah" Chin said
"Nah brah, your co-co-nuts!" Kono joked, to which Steve and Chin fell about laughing
"Not funny Kalakaua. I know you guys did this"
The team stopped laughing and stared at Danny.
"Seriously Danno, we all shared a cab, dropped you home first, didn't even come in with you and went our separate ways" Steve said
"Yeah brah" Kono and Chin agreed
"How the hell did all the coconuts get in my house then?" Danny cried
The team shrugged their shoulders and left the haole to it.
Kono took a seat at her desk. She opened her bottom draw and smirked, giggling softly to herself as she looked at the empty sack in her draw that once held a stack load of coconuts. Turned out buying the entire cocktail menu and some light hearted flirting with a local coconut deliverer had its perks.
"Hey guys, anyone seen my wallet?" Steve called, leaving Kono chocking to muffle her laugh.