What happens in a hotel room stays in a hotel room.
It was going to be a good night. The team were assigned to a case that took them to the North Shore, therefore the governor had organised for them to stay at the Hilton Hotel. Max was also included, his knowledge and expertise was crucial, and the medical examiner on the North Shore was not good enough for Five-0. Adam and Leilani had also joined them to spend some time with their other halves, considering they would get the following day off the team had decided to make the most of it. They each had individual plans for the evening all excited for the rest and relaxation once they wrapped the case. The team had no idea what memories they were about to make.
Adam and Kono lay under the sheets of the hotel bed, a good distance between them as they stared at the ceiling. Adam wouldn't look at Kono as she lay there trying her very best not to laugh at her rather embarrassed boyfriend.
"Adam it happens to loads of guys, it's no big deal." Kono giggled as she pulled the sheets up to her mouth to muffle her laugh.
"It's not funny Kono" Adam stated as he rested his hand arm across his eyes.
"Well it kind of is. There's me expecting a sexy night in with my gorgeous boyfriend, being looked after and pleasured by his rather large…tool, shall we say, but no turned out your tool wasn't UP to it!" Kono whispered as she edged closer to Adam's ear, before rolling about in laughter.
"Kono" Adam warned as he became more embarrassed about what had happened.
"I even brought sexy red lingerie for you to drool over" Kono giggled as she picked up her previously discarded panties and waved them in his face. "Maybe you're more of a bubble gum pink kinda guy; I'll bare it in mind next time!" Kono cried with laughter, unable to control herself as she failed to see Adam's discomfort.
As Kono rolled around bursting with laughter and continuing to mock her boyfriend, Adam ripped the sheet from his body, pulled on his boxers and headed into the bathroom. Kono turned to see Adam leave the bed, and she suddenly stopped laughing. Kono through Adam's shirt on and headed over to the bathroom. She knocked on the door quietly.
"Adam?" Kono whispered through the bathroom door. All she could hear was silence until Adam turned the shower on. Kono opened the bathroom door and saw Adam was in the shower with his back to her. She realised how embarrassed he was, but also knew he would have locked the door if he really didn't want her company, so she dropped his shirt with his boxers on the bathroom floor and slipped into the shower with him. Kono wrapped her arms around Adams waist kissing his shoulder blades and running her hands along his abs.
"I'm sorry." Kono said simply, resting her head against Adams back. "I didn't mean to mock you; I just thought you would see the funny side. It really doesn't matter Adam."
Adam turned and opened his arms for Kono to step into them, kissing the top of her head as she relaxed into his arms.
"I don't want you to think I'm not turned on by you baby, I am, I don't know what happened." Adam mumbled into her hair.
"I know you are babe, I mean you obviously were to begin with it just went downhill from there." Kono said as she stifled a laugh by burying her head in the crook of Adams neck.
Adam sighed at his girlfriend, and began to shampoo her hair, a smile breaking out on his face as Kono grinned at him.
"Hey, why don't we snuggle in bed and watch a movie, we don't have to do anything tonight, we have the rest of our lives to get sexy!" Kono said kissing Adam on the lips.
"Or we could open that bottle of champagne in the mini fridge" Adam replied as he returned the kiss.
Kono grinned and agreed with him.
Steve had decided to spend his evening drinking in the bar with Danny. By twelve o clocks Steve decided to head up to his room, wanting an early night. On the way to his room Steve passed a hen party in one of the hotel hire rooms. The maid of honour noticed Steve passed and pulled him into the room.
"Hey sexy" she said as she winked at Steve and wrapped her arms around Steve's neck.
"Ermm hi." Steve stuttered, unsure how to approach the highly intoxicated girl.
"I'm Jorgie, don't worry about telling me your name, I'm going to call you sexy!" Jorgie exclaimed as she plastered her lips to Steve's.
The rest of the hen party had now crowded around Steve, grabbing a hold of him and dragging him into the room and pushing him onto the hotel bed. The girls scrambled all over Steve who didn't know whether to accept the girls or push them away.
"What do you do for a job?" one of the girls slurred
"I'm a cop" Steve stated
"OOooooo! Strip tease Mr sexy cop!" Jorgie screamed as she began undoing his shirt and doing all sorts to his abs.
Steve decided he would allow the girl to do as they pleased. He was single and needed to loosen up anyway, or so Danny said. As one girl began to undo his pants he heard a familiar voice.
"Ladies come on you can all get a piece of me!" Danny exclaimed as he was dragged into the room by some of the hen girls.
"Danny!" Steve exclaimed as he rushed to zip up his pants.
"What the hell!" Danny replied however unlike Steve who had pushed the girls away, Danny kept a firm grip on the girls by him.
"Hey do you guys know each other?" Jorgie asked as she stumbled towards Danny.
Steve and Danny just stared at each other, pissed that the other had managed to interrupt their night with the drunken girls. The bride stepped forward and grabbed Danny's hand, pulling him towards Steve who was sat up on the bed, and pushed Danny next to him.
"Why don't we have our way with them!" the highly intoxicated bride slurred as she stumbled her way towards a draw.
The bride then pulled out a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs and slapped them on Danny and Steve's wrists, binding them together.
"Now we can be the cops!" The bride exclaimed as Danny and Steve paled.
The night progressed with the girls taking it in turns to give the guys lap dances and doing shots of their abs. By three am the girls were absolutely slaughtered, they decided they were going to head to another hotel room. Leaving the Guys.
"Hey what about us?" Steve called after them.
"Err mmm sleep here I aint got key!" The bride exclaimed as Steve and Danny were left alone on the bed, their shirts ripped from the girls, lipstick stains all over them, and vodka knocked all over them. There was no way to get out of the cuffs at that moment.
"I blame you." Danny told Steve sleepily.
"Oh please Danny, enlighten me of how this is possibly my fault!" Steve exclaimed
"I met you!" Danny moaned
The guys continued to argue before they fell asleep.
Chin and Leilani had planned a cosy night in their hotel room. Chin had brought various bath salts and candles for a romantic evening however when Chin returned to the room to meet Leilani, it was empty. Chin listened and could hear gagging coming from the bathroom. Chin headed into the bathroom and found Leilani with her head over the toilet, spewing her guts.
"Lei, god are you okay?" Chin asked with concern as he knelt next to her and held her hair back and she continued to be sick.
"I think I caught the stomach flu from Grace." She mumbled as she was sick once more.
"Ahh babe let me grab you some water." Chin said as her rushed to the bedroom to get a bottle of water.
Chin knelt back next to Leilani and gave her the water that she accepted gratefully.
"I'm so sorry Chin, I've ruined our evening." Leilani said sadly.
"Hey, it doesn't matter." Chin said as he helped Leilani into the bedroom and laid her down on the bed.
Chin cuddled Leilani until they fell asleep shortly after. It was around one am when Leilani woke, feeling cold. She looked over to see Chin was gone. She then heard the familiar sound of gaging. Leilani got out of bed and headed to the bathroom where Chin had his head over the toilet bowl.
"Oh Chin" Leilani said as she repeated his earlier actions.
"Looks like will be spending the evening sharing the toilet bowl." Chin said between bouts of sickness.
"So much for a romantic weekend" Leilani said "Oh god Chin move!" She exclaimed as Chin moved to the side to let Leilani empty her own stomach once again.
By five am the pair had finally stopped being sick and were lying in bed feeling very sorry for themselves. They only managed a few hours' sleep each before having to check out in the morning.
The next morning the team and their partners headed to check out of the hotel. Adam and Kono stepped into the elevator hand in hand looking slightly worse for wear. The bottle of champagne they opened turned into two and a bottle of wine. Kono slumped in Adam's arms, her head pounding and her hair mirrored that of a birds nest. As the doors went to close Chin and Leilani stepped into the elevator, pale and tired as they looked curiously at Adam and Kono.
"What happened to you?" Chin asked as he picked a bit of a cork from his cousins hair.
"Errr long story, ended in alcohol." Kono replied as Adam shifted uncomfortable. "What about you two?" Kono asked as she crooked her head to the side and squinting at her cousin's complexion as though she was still drunk.
"Stomach flu" Chin and Leilani replied in unison. "Were over the worst" Chin said.
Kono stepped further into Adam. "Keep it to yourself." She muttered before closing her eyes for a minute.
The elevator then stopped at the second floor. As the doors opened Steve and Danny stood hand cuffed by the pink fluffy handcuffs, shirts unbuttoned, lip stick marks across their chests.
"You look like you had a good night!" Kono exclaimed, louder than necessary as she stumbled slightly in Adams arms.
"She's drunk" Adam mumbled.
Steve and Danny glared at each other and stepped into the elevator, the doors closing behind them.
"What happened?" Chin asked
"Hen party" Steve replied at the same time as Danny said "Steven".
Steve glared at Danny before facing the doors as they opened on the ground floor and the team stepped out, and Kono stumbled. As they headed over to check out the noticed Max.
"Hey guys what happened?" Max asked curiously.
"Alcohol" "Flu" "Hen Party" Steven"! All exclaimed together.
"I see. Well I would suggest next time to embark on a night in a hotel room; you don't consume your bodies with as much alcohol and crazy antics." Max stated with a nod of the head.
"How was your night Max?" Danny asked as he noticed a girl hovered behind Max.
"Well detective Williams, I had a rather lovely evening with Elizabeth, whom I met a few weeks ago. We shared a wonderful meal, then had a pleasant night together, not that I will give you any details, and we even got some free drinks from a group of girls at a hen party." Max said as he grinned at the others who glared enviously.
"You stole our night!" Kono cried before Chin hit her and Adam covered her mouth and told her not to shout.
"I don't understand officer Kalakaua?"Max questioned.
The team stared at Max and his date before leaving and going their separate ways.
The following week the governor entered HQ.
"So guys how were your weekends in the hotel?" He asked
The team looked at each other before replying in unison.
"Great!" They exclaimed, deciding never to mention the previous weekend.