"Okay the dolphin sketch is ready, so is the contest and the pictures. And Paramore will be here tomorrow at 5." Valerie said checking things off her clipboard.

"What about Gibby's mermaid skit?" Sam said, sitting down eating blueberries.

"He-" Valerie said before Gibby ran in wearing nothing but a mermaid skirt and wig.

"He is ready to go!" He finished.

"Wow." Valerie and Sam said together.

"I know I'm awesome right? So I'm going to start out swimming in a kiddie pool full of grape juice."

"Wait, why grape juice?" Valerie asked.

"I like grapes." He said.

Sam and Valerie looked at each other.

"Then," Gibby starts again, "It starts raining peanut butter!"

On and on he went about his mermaid skit.

Then Rubin walked in.

"Thank god your here." Valerie said. "Gibby just told us about his mermaid skit and now he won't shut up!"

"Wow, where is Sam."

They both looked at the chair where Sam was sitting. She was holding the blueberries, sleeping.

"She's excited isn't she." Rubin said.

"She is, she's just tired."

"OK..." Rubin said. "Anyway, I have great news!"

"What?" Everyone but Sam asked looking up.

"What?" Sam said still tired waking up.

"I just had a meeting with the creator of Nevelocity!"

"Oh no, not Nevil! I told you about him." Sam said getting up and walking over to Valerie and Rubin, leaving Gibby on the floor trying to flop like a dead fish.

"I know that's why I had a meeting with him! I thought since he hated Icarly so much, he's going to write great review. And I thought right! Right after Sam and Val airs, it's going to be the head story on Nevelocity!"

Sam and Valerie jumped up and down screaming.

"Wait," Gibby said "My mermaid skit will be famous..."

They ignored him and started practicing the show one more time.

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"And for last the moment you've all been waiting for! PARAMORE!" Sam screamed pressing the applause button on the remote.

All the members of Paramore came out on stage.

"This is Hayley Williams!" Valerie said.

"Hey guys!" She said.

"Let's get the music started!" Sam said.

I got a lot to say to you
Yeah, I got a lot to say
I noticed your eyes are always glued to me
Keeping them here
And it makes no sense at all

"Ladies and Gentlemen, BACON PEOPLE!"

Pieces of bacon with fake eyes and feather hats came out floating on strings.

They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies

Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
(Two, three, four!)

Sam ran off stage turning on the flashing color lights.

Valerie stayed and Rubin ran up on stage to dance to.

Then of course Gibby took off his shirt and started (Attempted) to break dance.

Sam stayed off film to work the lights.

She heard someone come in through the door.

Everyone else didn't.

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one-two of us, who's counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this

"Sam!" Freddie said from the door.

"Crap." Sam whispered and walked to the door. She put the lights on auto and the camera was still on air on it's stand, so the show remained uninterrupted.

"What do you want Benson! Our show is still going on!"

"I need to talk to you! Icarly crashed tonight because of your web show!"

"Uh... that was kinda the point!" Sam said

If you want to play it like a game
Well, come on, come on, let's play
Cause I'd rather waste my life pretending
Than have to forget you for one whole minute

"Sam you think this is a game?" Freddy said.

"Right now I'm thinking of revenge." Sam said.

"I need to talk to you about this!" Freddy said.

"There's nothing TO talk about!"

"Yes there is!" Freddie screamed. Sam hoped it wasn't caught on the video.

"Get out of MY studio while where filming MY show!" Sam started to push him to the door.

They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies

Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
(Two, three, four!)

"No!" Freddie said backing off. "I'm not leaving!"

"You have no choice!" Sam said.

"Yes I do! You have no idea what's going on!"

"I saw you making out with Carly, actually all week! THERE'S NOTHING TO NOT GET!"

Sam was out of control. So was Freddie.

She never hated someone so much in her life.

Even Ms. Briggs was better then this!

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one-two of us, who's counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this now

"OK so it IS what it seems! And yes I have no reason! But We need to talk about this!"

"Not during the show you idiot!"

"Why did you even make this stupid show!"

"Uh Hello revenge!? And have you been watching! We have 500,000 people watching us!That's way more then Icarly has EVER GOTTEN!"

Rock and roll, baby
Don't you know that we're all alone now?
I need something to sing about
Rock and roll, hey
Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
I need something to sing about
Rock and roll, hey
Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
Give me something to sing about

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one-two of us, who's counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than
No, oh

"Just talk to me!"

"NO!" Sam screamed.

Freddie grabbed Sam by the wrist and drug her on stage.

"What the hell!" She said under her breath so the camera wouldn't here.

"What's Freddie doing her! Let her go!" Rubin said.

"No! Not until she listens to me!"

"Let go of my girlfriend!"

"Yours huh?" Freddie said not a question.

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one-two of us, who's counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than
More than this
Ohoh ohoh ohoh
Oooh...

As the song ended Freddie puled Sam in, despite her struggling, and kissed her, on air, right in front of the camera...

Rubin stood there.

Freddie loosened his grip as Sam pulled away, with Rubin's help.

"What was that for!" Sam said.

The song ended.

"Freddie turned to the camera.

"Hello." He said "As most of you know, I'm from Icarly, the show Sam abandoned!" He looked at her and Sam walked on camera.

"I have a great reason though. Some of you know I went out with the dork here for 2 weeks was it? Just to walk in one night to find him UNDER CARLY MAKING OUT! So we broke up I quit Icarly made this show and now going out with Rubin.:

She pulled Rubin on camera.

"Freddie why did you make out with MY girlfriend?!" He said

"She wouldn't listen to me!"

"Freddie leave now!"

Valerie and Gibby walked off screen with Paramore.

"No not until she listens to me!"

"No!" Sam shouted.

Rubin pushed Sam out of the way, and punched Freddie.

Freddie fell over, his nose bleeding.

"I warned you!" Sam said standing behind Rubin.

Freddie stood up and tackled Rubin.

Sam walked off stage.

Freddie deserved it, but Rubin was her boyfriend.

She grabbed a bucket of water they used for a sketch and turned the camera off air.

Then she walked over to the two fighting boys and pulled Rubin away.

Then dumped the whole thing on Freddie.

She looked over at Rubin, whose nose was also bleeding.

"You OK?" Sam asked him.

"Yeah fine."

She looked down at Freddie.

Then, someone walked into the door.